Keni
Phantogram Three
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Mike Driver
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
One Nice Bug Per Day
EXPECTATIONS
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RMH
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Sade Olutola
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Color Me Curious
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Cosmic Funnies
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@aguidetobeardedliving
On advise of counsel, the bearded man will not respond to accusations of reckless bearding and imperiling female virtue. However, he would like to clarify that were he in the business of imperiling virtue, the fellas would not be spared.
The bearded man's presence deters criminals.
When the bearded man contemplates a lover's potential suitability as a life partner, he asks himself, 'Would I want them as my teammate on Legends of the Hidden Temple?'
Two of the bearded man's favorite things, detailed leather work and truth.
As iron sharpens iron, one bearded man sharpens another.
When the bearded man grows up, he wants to be a bearded man.
As a rule, the bearded man speaks in complete sentences.
Out at the bar, when the bearded man stares off into space people think he’s contemplating the universe. When clean shaven men do it, people think they’re drunk.
It’s true that the bearded man always remembers to say ‘please’ and ‘thank you,’ but more importantly, he always means it.
When the bearded man is trying to woo a potential lover, his game is 50% articulate expression, 50% refined manners, and 100% beard.
The Most Interesting Man in the World and the bearded man share the same fear.
via His AMA
Beardspiration: the inspiring influence emanating from a beard
If the bearded man has to shave, this is his preferred method.
The bearded man is a treehouse enthusiast.
“When I was informed that I had been name People’s Magazine’s Sexiest Man of the Year—Mustache Edition, I steeled my jaw and slowly exhaled through my flared nostrils into the very lip-thicket that had gotten me into this mess in the first place.” -Nick Offerman
word of the day: lip-thicket
