Twice as Nice

Eric. 27. Texas. Me

[theshitneyspears]

when i’m at a straight club and shape of you comes on for the third time:

[2vxq-moved-deactivated20210523]

a romantic scene in a book: our lips met and he tasted of cigarettes and coffee

me:

[cocaineteas]

I’M SO FUCKING DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!

[sassafrasyourself]

AAAAAAYYYY MACARENA!!!

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

I love the two gays completely ignoring it in the beginning

[stkjstkj-deactivated20190202]

[womenandhorror]

When the hoe from salvation army glances at me

[hunger-of-a-dreamer-deactivated]

…. everything about this is absolutely perfect

[catsbeaversandducks]

Via JellyBean Cosplay

[the-memedaddy]

Me IRL

[sweet-ree]

I’m Janet

[make--it--gayer]

[30-minute-memes]

And they act shocked when you talk to them in the same tone.

[generic-eric]

[mundosinsentido-deactivated2019]

[unfaggy]

[localstarboy]

Not In This House: They Weren’t Feeling This Sweet Potato Pie Recipe Whatsoever

[allcapsmadbitch]

bitch what the fuck

[doujinshi]

i have to kill myself after witnessing this

[chazzfox]

Ohhh my god

[spoco]

[isnathanreal]

Alexander Wang X UNIQLO

[bob-belcher]

[lvl99catpriest]

Logging into Grindr in a new city

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

Chikorita is the most metal pokemon

[hipsterdinosaurs]

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

Bears: I’m going as a lumberjack this Halloween

The Entire LGBT Community:

[celebrityho]

Bottoms: I’m going to wear Arianna bunny ears for Halloween

The entire LGBT community:

[shortandsharp]

Muscle gays: I’m going in something that requires eyeliner and no shirt

The entire LGBT community:

[suprememoroi-deactivated2020051]

Straight Men: I’m going in a dress and act feminine to mock trans people

The entire LGBT community: