Aidan Is Awesome

My name is Aidan, and I am awesome...

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It's Raining Men

protocol for the raining of men: hallelujah

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The Usual

I looked up "the usual" to gain the spelling of uzhe, an abbreviation for usual. And guess what I found? Yep, My Little Pony Porn. *Shudders*

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My Biblical Beliefs

Everybody else: Dear lord in heaven above, please forgive us for our sins and offer us the mercy of your greatness and love as we journey through life. And although we may stumble and sway away from your teaching and light, please guide us back to you. In the name of the father, the son, and the Holy Spirit, Amen. Me: God is great, God is good, let us thank him for our food.

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My dance teacher: this year you will be dancing to the wedding song from Don Quixote. Remember, it is a love story, and you are dancing with your most beloved, so try to act the part.

Me: isn’t that the story about the guy that is so crazy and monumentally smashed that he thinks a windmill is a dragon and goes to battle with it?

My dance teacher: …

Me: …

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Is it wrong to reject a guy because our ship name is Asshat?

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Why Loki should have his own movie as a Disney princess....

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Artsy pics of my eyes. My central heterochromia makes them look freaking magical...

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My friend bit into an apples and it looked like a skull...

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My dog is fat and has the neck rolls to prove it...

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Over winter break we stole our neighbor's reindeer and took them to various places such as the grocery store, our local Mexican food restaurant, Starbucks, and whataburger. My entire family was dressed like ninjas and I was surprised that we weren't confronted by the police...

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I wen to my little sister's 'winter holiday' party at her elementary school a while back. They had cookie decorating, so I asked her to make me a penguin with a scarf. The result looked like a bloody-mouthed vampire with an orange nose...

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I went to my friend's barmitzfa, and he had a freaking WATERMELLON with his name carved into it...

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"What if my entire life was a dream, and I woke up as like, a snail or something, and I had just dream't my entire life. And things are doing well for me now, so I would be like, 'Well shit, this sucks' in some sort of crazy snail language"

My BRAIN!!!!