Caked Up Yoshi

35 | very dumb bitch

[aidentitycrysis]

- cajun fries

- masturbate

- learn an important lesson

[aidentitycrysis]

Dreams I remember from the last week:

1. Tiny brown bird becomes my best friend, very fluffy and cute

2. Audition for Dropout, kill it, Izzy Roland takes me out for drinks and we have a twerking contest on the beach

3. Running in a race so so so slowly and it's so difficult and I keep having to take breaks but Tuvok shows up on a bicycle and tells me I'm working so hard and he's proud of me

4. Extremely horny for creepy guy who lives in a tin shack

[aidentitycrysis]

It's so hard to know which obscure pieces of moral lore on here are the correct moral lore I just gotta take pretty much everybody's word for it a lot of the time and it's producing a lot of totally incoherent opinions

[aidentitycrysis]

Thinking about The Bad But Fun Thing That You Shouldn't Do is a secret way to feel like you are doing The Bad But Fun Thing That You Shouldn't Do

[cutecipher]

when a girl is a bunny its cute and funny

[evalkyrie]

when a girl is a sheep she likes to sleep

[skittybot]

when a girl is a dragon she has a big wagon

[serenadeformice-deactivated2025]

when a girl is a mouse she lives in your house

[missadelinecatgirl]

when a girl is a cat she is soft and fat

[um-jammer-tranny]

when a girl is a possum its fucking awesome

[micavitch]

When a girl is a rat, she get stuck in a trap 🪤

[aidentitycrysis]

When a girl is a 💥 SHIT OUCH WHAT THE FUCK

[aidentitycrysis]

One of my favourite things about myself is I've never locked in for a single moment of my fucking life and any time it's looked like that's what I'm doing is because I've been having a manic episode and I've merely pretended to be locked in so that nobody stops my mentally ill enrichment time

[aidentitycrysis]

The William Gibson reading of Neuromancer is actually a comedy

[aidentitycrysis]

hungover bad hangover hangover suffering bad

[aidentitycrysis]

hangover less bad less suffering hangover cured with miso soup after several hours of sadness

[aidentitycrysis]

hungover bad hangover hangover suffering bad

[aidentitycrysis]

6 word horror story:

I need to fart- oh NO

[aidentitycrysis]

"If you order delivery every time you're hungry, of course you're going to be poor" ummm it's called SUPPORTING A STRUGGLING ECONOMY, MARGARET. Excuse me for fucking caring.

[aidentitycrysis]

Thinking about the time my psychiatrist said "fu-gway" for "fugue" and I had to correct her. Like, girl, you are a whole doctor, I barely graduated high school, don't make me do this.

[mutant-what-not]

[aidentitycrysis]

The demisexual polycule be like

[aidentitycrysis]

Swingers in 2003 after watching the first ever episode of Wife Swap: 😠

[aidentitycrysis]

Kitchen aprons that have leather straps are gender affirming care for straight cis dudes.

[aidentitycrysis]

I fucking LOVE creatures that live in little holes in the ground. Bumble bees? Hell yeah. Those little owls that live in holes? Obsessed. Wombats? Fucking incredible. Trapdoor spiders? Don't get me fucking started. Hole in ground is the perfect living arrangement and any creature that has figured that out is a genius and a cutie pie.

[aidentitycrysis]

I'm not "abusing my anxiety medication" no that's silly. I'm just enjoying it by doubling the recommended dose when I don't feel anxious which is, in fact, not abusive, the medication likes it when I do this.