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wesley / norway | fandom blog (mainly; dragon age / mass effect / skyrim-tes / dishonored) + art |

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[zszsze]

we're honestly completely fucked if zombies ever discover the power of working together synchronously using an agile team collaboration framework

[ambidisastrous]

People who work within a system: okay so studies show that the normal system works 90% of the time, but because it’s very bad when it doesn’t work, we’ve set up a process to manage those outliers. We need six well-trained workers to run the system 100% of the time without any serious incidents.

CEOs and politicians, every time: Well i just saw it go right twice in a row which means the normal system which you say works 90% of the time actually works 100% of the time. We’re cutting the team down to one person pulling 18 hour shifts without breaks

[ambidisastrous]

People who work within the system: so we’ve crunched the numbers and when you factor in cleanup and lost time it’s actually way cheaper to do it with six people —

CEOs and politicians: sure in the long run but i want to get a bonus/to be re-elected next year

[ambidisastrous]

(once the system fails and everything goes wrong)

CEOs and politicians: blame the workers! Prosecute the person on the spot at the time! Don’t look for systemic issues!!

[lokorum]

im here to illustrate The Outsiders quotes in the most painful way possible are you ready

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[lamignonette]

[bernesemountaingoat]

good nap

[junglejim4322]

Really bad habit I have to get rid of is feeling like I shouldn’t open a message until im going to reply but not opening it results in me having hundreds of message notifications and forgetting I got messaged for 6 months and then when I finally do open it i see something like “my entire house burned down and they poisoned all my horses and they’re trying me for witchcraft and I need your testimony by 7 pm tonight to save me” and I’m like uh oh

[random-brushstrokes]

William John Leech - The Cigarette (ca. 1915)

[superhell]

i just don't think 16 minutes is going to cover it

[geminison]

Continuing my Disco Elysium style portraits series, Daud The Knife of Dunwall

[garlicbunny]

“ok lets do warm up sketch”

“oh..”

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[ponomar23]

[fjordfolk]

Dogs that know "stay" vs dog with a 3 second attention span and also a little scared of bridges maybe

[depsidase]

[call-droid]

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