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[throathole]

This is what burgers look like in your mind when all the places to get food near you have already closed

[spiritedcompanion]

okayyy ^u^ yaaayyy!! *feels weird* *feels like an outsider* *feels like i made a mistake* *feels like people only pretend to like me* *feels like im in trouble*

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[desertbroadd]

[zybilna]

White boy CONFUSES Mexican restaurant staff by ordering in perfect Mandarin.

[sergal]

hello this is your google account. did you know that you are trying to log in. to. your google account. would you like five emails about how you logged in to your google account.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

no, YOU have to do it scared. IM going to fruitlessly wait for the perfect moment forever

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

and what if I told you guys that virtually everyone you ever meet will turn out to be really interesting if you give them a chance

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

some real miserable fucks in the notes I fear

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I'm not even saying you have to talk to every single person you meet. and you're certainly not going to LIKE all of them. but every person does have a rich interior life and complex feelings and unique worldview. sorry.

[cuckzone1998]

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[louisegluckpdf]

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

[ytpreviews]

It's not a cure but you have no idea how many times this image has helped me with my OCD

[badassdemonsword]

cringing with babish

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[badassdemonsword]

Babish milk embarrassment

[raytoroapologist]

YOU GET. WHAT EVERYONE ELSE GETS. YOU GET A LIFETIME!!!!!!!

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

what's the point of initiating conversations with people when 99.9% of them turn out to be normies

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

okay. how do I put this. if you approach interactions with strangers as if the vast majority of them are unbearable losers who aren't worth your time, you will find yourself not liking most of the people you meet because you'll be looking for any excuse to write them off as unbearable losers. I know this is hard to hear but sometimes the problem is you.

[strawberry-crocodile]

also, if you approach interactions with strangers as if the vast majority of them are unbearable losers who aren't worth your time, most of them will notice and react accordingly by treating you like youre a pretentious prick instead of opening up

[tam--lin]

Everyone needs three hobbies: one to give you carpel tunnel, one to leave you sore and bruised, and one for your distant relatives to insist you monetize

[godisafujoshi]

Jerking off. Falling down the stairs. Fixing the wifi.

[harrenhals]

one of the most comforting constants on this website is when a long-running show comes to an end and all the people who gaslit themselves to the point of psychosis over a ship that would never be canon go apeshit

[lh7]

for sale: makorra bottles, never popped

[jeanritchie]

you have to let yourself be a weird woman or you will not survive