Incorrect Quotes : Shinrei Tantei Yakumo #03
Tatsuya : I was arrested for being too cool.
Yakumo : The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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Isshin : You're jealous ?
Yakumo : Jealous ?
Isshin : That's why you were being so negative about this ?
Yakumo : That's absurd. I'm always negative.
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Gotou : For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Haruka, Yakumo & Makoto : Okay.
Gotou : If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Haruka : Bold of you to assume I have money.
Yakumo : Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Makoto : Bold of you to assume I can die.
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*Atsuko and Gotou skipping stones on lake*
Atsuko : It's such a beautiful evening.
Gotou : Take that, you fucking lake.
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Yakumo : What's gone wrong ?
Haruka : Hey ! That's one of a thing to say to a person. Just because I'm calling doesn't mean there's a crisis.
Yakumo : That's technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling ?
Haruka : Well... there is a crisis.
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Gotou : Is it still visible ? Where Atsuko slapped me ?
Yakumo : Your face looks like a don't walk signal.
Ishii : Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.
Haruka : A palm reader could tell Atsuko-san's future by looking at your face.
Eishin : The phrase "talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening" doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.
Gotou : ... A simple "yes" would've sufficed.
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Gotou : Do you have any skeletons in your closet ?
Hata : You mean literally ou figuratively ?
Gotou : Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
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Hata : You know those things will kill you, right ?
Miyagawa, pouring another glass of whiskey : That's the point.
Gotou, smoking a cigarette : We're trying to speed up the process.
Ishii : *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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Atsuko : Do you cook ?
Haruka : I made chocolates once.
Yakumo : Yeah, it was good.
Haruka : Really ?
Yakumo : Don’t make me lie twice, idiot.
