Keith is so done with Lance’s shit

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Keith is so done with Lance’s shit
We’re calling this session 007...
betterinblve:
Lance was ahead, well ahead of schedule and for good reason, he didn’t just push those videos out this quickly for no reason. Nah, he had a damn good reason for why he did, that should be arriving in about another ten minutes. He didn’t like to rush content it didn’t feel natural when you just forced it out to meet deadlines, so he liked to take his time and for a lack of better words, goof off. It was all part of the process of course, anything to make that humor flow naturally, his girls Megan Trainer and Beyonce just got those creative juices flowing and helped him unwind after going through editing hell. Of course that explains Lance’s hopping around his apartment jamming out to his ipod while he was waiting off those last handful of minutes before he arrived.
He didn’t bother picking up, or so he’d say even though he’d spent what time he had before the videos cleaning up his mess and making everything look pretty neat, but is anyone asked Lance just kept it that way. Besides the couch had to be cleaned off or where would they sit and have their fun, thinking ahead and everything it was a good call to make. As the song faded through his head phones he plucked them out of his ears and laid his ipod on the kitchen counter before flopping down onto the couch with a sigh. He was pumped and ready to go so where was that jerk, him and his stupid…..
Ah speak of the devil and he shall appear. Lance hopped up off the couch as he heard knocks on the door and waltzed on over casually pausing right at the door for a minute before finally opening up.
He leans against the door-frame and grins, “Right on time, ready to get your ass handed to you Kogane.”
( @akaraicn )
It wasn’t exactly how he pictured the rest of his day going, but sometimes it was better to simply go with the flow. Keith didn’t remember every single person he’d ever bested while streaming, but apparently his repeated offenses against a certain someone left him holding a grudge against Keith’s superior gaming prowess. Of course, said person would never admit Keith was better - that was why they were having this stupid meet up in the first place.
Keith had made a mental note already that Lance McClain never let anything go. Not even minor humiliation online.
With an indignant sigh, Keith had made his way to Lance’s apartment. It wasn’t a difficult destination to get to, since they lived in the same apartment building. Jingling his keys in his pocket, Keith strolled up to Lance’s door, a duffel bag with some of his choice multiplayer games resting on his shoulder. If they were going to be spending the rest of the day challenging each other at a variety of games, Keith wanted at least a few that he would enjoy. He didn’t know all of what Lance had in stock!
Lifting a hand, Keith hesitated only a moment before knocking on the door a few times. He was kept waiting only a few moments before he watched the door open, revealing a smug looking Lance.
Keith eyed him, observing Lance as he leaned up against the door frame. There was a look of confusion in his eyes until Lance mentioned getting his ‘ass handed to him’, instead earning a frown. He didn’t know what it was about Lance, but everything he did lit a fire inside of Keith that made him want to fight back.
“Please. You’re the one who’s going to lose, McClain. Or did you forget all those times online I beat you?” Keith fired back, raising an eyebrow in question. He was smirking now, one of his hands resting on his hip in a saucy manner.
the catalyst →
“You know... I don’t think that’s right.” Keith said apprehensively, turning his head to look at the creation his supposed partner had conjured up.
Since he was living on his own without any sort of management around to plan out high-stamina meals like back in the team house he used to live in, the former pro-gamer had decided to take a cooking class. After the class had gotten underway, everyone had been paired off to promote teamwork and to provide each student with an extra layer of support. However, Keith wasn’t really feeling much support from his partner. Instead, he was a little afraid of the way the other mixed ingredients.
He’d seen safer looking concoctions of coffee, energy drinks, and ketchup.
“Did you follow the recipe..? We can’t be that far off...”
( cooking with @tsuntsunderima )
from the inside →
It was way too early for this. Had Keith known the elevator was going to get stuck like this, he would have easily just taken the stairs. It wasn’t like the mall was very big anyways: he’d only taken the elevator because it was convenient. Now, he was stuck inside with a total stranger, and the mall management was anything but helpful.
If it weren’t for the fact that the elevator was simply stuck halfway up the next stop, he would have just climbed out by now.
With an indignant sigh, the youtuber moved away from the doors that were pryed open slightly, turning to observe the other whom seemed pretty calm about the whole ordeal. Keith was fairly calm as well, however he was more tired and annoyed than anything. Deciding they had nothing better to do, he offered a greeting.
“So... hey,” Keith said, ever so eloquently. He cleared his throat, “I’m Keith. It’s way too early for me to be awake, let alone stuck in an elevator...”
( stranded in a metal box with @broken-puppeteer )
cure for the itch →
Despite being new to the city, Keith had settled in quite quickly. It was easy to do so when he such a simple daily schedule, mostly consisting of recording in his own apartment. When he wasn’t recording videos or streaming, Keith had time to himself and freedom to explore the city as he pleased. It was a nice feeling, being able to do whatever he wanted rather than sticking to a rigorous schedule. Of course, he missed the structure sometimes, but being able to do as he pleased was arguably nicer.
Coming back from a run, Keith entered back into the Soleil Apartments building using his key. Eyes searched for the familiar vending machine on the first floor, spotting it as he considered a snack after his run. However, in front of the vending machine was another person he was unfamiliar with - clearly a resident in the building, but someone Keith was unfamiliar with as a whole.
Broad shoulders, clearly physically fit, with an undercut and a tuft of white hair made up the other’s notable traits, as well as the noticeable scar on his face. Despite that, Keith had to admit the stranger was attractive. He didn’t often catch himself observing others so closely, but it was hard not to when someone so impressive was standing in front of him.
He seemed to be having difficulty with the faulty vending machine, as well. Ever since Keith moved in he’d discovered the vending machine was a little finicky sometimes, often eating bills and letting the snacks get stuck on their respective rings. Luckily, Keith had devised a way of always getting what he wanted out of the machine - and perhaps he was feeling a little more sociable than normal. Heading over, he came up behind the taller male and moved beside the machine wordlessly. Turning around to face the stranger he offered a small smile (the best he could muster), before jutting out an elbow and hitting the machine right in it’s sweet spot. Without delay the snack popped out of it’s prison and fell down into the bottom of the machine, waiting to be retrieved.
“It gets stuck sometimes. You’ve just gotta give it a hit.”
( new beginnings with @championxd )
across the line →
Sometimes, even some phrases got the better of Keith. Being from Korea, he sometimes found certain things hard to understand, given the fact that Bellevue often used French of English. This time, he was fairly stumped as to what the sign in front of one of his favourite smoothie bars read, doing his best to decipher it with what fluency he had. Sighing, he gave up, instead approaching the nearest person that looked easy enough to talk to.
Of course, it happened to be an internet sensation, and he had absolutely no idea.
Sure, he’d heard Miku’s songs before. But he wasn’t so good at keeping track of idols in general, let alone those from other countries. Ignoring the surprised glances of those whom had been admiring Miku from afar, Keith tapped her shoulder and pointed at the sign.
“Sorry to bug you, but can you tell me what that says?”
( help a guy out, @freelytommorow )
✯Super-hero & Super-heroine✯
“Honor and Truth will never fail against the enemy.”
“I fight because I have to.”
“No matter what you do to me, it won’t change anything. I will never break.”
“Talk, talk, talk… it’s always the same old speech, if you’re going to do something, JUST DO it already, so I can stop you.”
“Even if ONE person needs me, I will fight for them with everything I’ve got.”
“I never said you’d be easy to destroy, I said no one else could do it but me.”
“I have to look at myself in the mirror every day and shake off what I see, and still get out there and be strong for everyone else.”
“Powers are NOT the most important thing; you have to have the guts to stand up to the enemy with or without them.”
“Anyone can say they have the answers, but the real decisions are never easy.”
“My heritage is only a starting point, I defend everyone else’s right to their own.”
“I had the choice too, you know. I could have been as destructive and selfish as you, but I chose to rise above it.”
“You think this is an easy life for me? I wouldn’t wish this fate on anyone.”
“You can’t make war on the whole world!”
“The ones that did this to you are not responsible for what you’ve become. YOU are.”
“It’s not about what I want, it’s about what’s needed, and I can provide it.”
“Some are born with weakness of spirit and body, and a rare few are stronger than the rest. They have to lead an example so that the weak can hope.”
“People may not understand, but they will see, and they will learn through time, we have to be paitent.”
“That sounds like something a maniac would say.”
“I only need one shot, as long as it counts.”
“My burdens don’t lessen. They multiply.”
“When you fight through the pain and put blinders on to all the noise, you can move through anything.”
“Are you taking lives and destroying people’s peace? Then it doesn’t matter what your cause is, you’re the bad guy.”
“Careful your fear doesn’t turn to anger, careful your anger doesn’t turn to rage.”
“Those that hate the opposing side so ardently are doomed to become worse than the thing they despise.”
“When I say I protect everyone, I mean everyone. Not just those that claim they deserve it more.”
“As long as I am around, you won’t win!”
“I don’t do the sidekick thing.”
“I don’t do this for the fame or adoration.”
“All I know is what I am, and I was made to stop you.”
“Look at the horror you’ve caused! Look at all the bloodshed!”
“That… I can’t pay for that, sorry.”
“Most of the time, people are just as afraid of me as they are of the bad guy.”
“Sometimes I don’t know why I still help them when they would turn against me at the slightest sign of fear.”
“I just want a normal life, but I didn’t get it.”
“If I had a normal life, I suppose I’d be like all the ones I try to save.”
“I can’t just sit here, idly by while innocent people suffer!”
“The ( mayor/counsel/prime minister/president ) has me on speed dial.”
“I’m not perfect. They only see what they want to see.”
“Ignorance and Vanity are diseases that infect even the most educated. THAT is the true plague of mankind.”
“I won’t turn my back on them!”
“Your fancy weapons and technology won’t win this!”
I get the feeling Keith would fall for this
❝ How about we just never mention this again? ❞
“That... would probably be for the best, yeah.” Keith admitted slowly, gaze wandering as he dusted himself off from the recent fall. The shop owner nearby had neglected to salt the walkway in front of their store, and as a result the area had become fairly icy. Keith had managed to slip on the frozen concrete, only to collide into the girl he was now talking to, sending them both sprawling onto the ground with their respective phones skidding off. Somehow, they had managed to switch phones in the process of getting up and both had doubled back and run into each other again, this time without slipping.
“This was... really stupid. Sorry about the confusion,” Keith said, bowing his head slightly, “thanks, though. Dunno what I would have done without my phone, sure it’s the same for you.”
❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❞
“You’re not even remotely aware of how ridiculous you are... are you?” Keith asked quietly, looking unimpressed. All he had wanted was to get some coffee and go, itching to get back in time for his planned stream. Of course, going anywhere with Lance meant he would have to overcome obstacles he normally wouldn’t: like the other inventing a song and dance in order to get the barista to spell his name right on the cup. As if it really mattered, in the grand scheme of things.
“It would have been less embarrassing if you’d just taken the marker and written your damn name yourself. Who needs to swing their hips that much in a song about their name anyways?!” Keith fumed, hissing at the other as they walked along the streets of Bellevue, coffees in hand. He glared, although the heat behind it was dulled by his reddened cheeks. “Anyone would have been embarrassed by that display.”
❝ Next time she calls you a 'Hijo de puta' you just reply with 'Chingate'❞
“What the hell is a ‘chin ga tea’?” Keith asked, butchering the pronunciation while his eyebrows knitted together in confusion. He didn’t trust Lance in the slightest when it came to this sort of thing, suspicious of the fact that he was simply trying to make him look like an idiot. Crossing his arms over his chest, Keith frowned. “You didn’t even explain what that.. other thing means.”
obscenely domestic starter sentences
❝ Stop man-handling the ice cream! ❞ ❝ Change the channel and I’ll kill you. ❞ ❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞ ❝ Since I’m up, by default I will get your _____. ❞ ❝ Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ❞ ❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I’ll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞ ❝ Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying. ❞ ❝ My underwear are now bright pink because of you, thank you very much. ❞ ❝ Can you stop kicking me? ❞ ❝ I don’t go shopping I get and retrieve. I have a narrow focus, unlike some people. ❞ ❝ Did you walk the dog? ❞ ❝ You, me, PJ’s, pizza, bed. The PJ’s are optional. ❞ ❝ Only you could make the idea of beating up already dead meat sound attractive. ❞ ❝ I can feel you staring at me, why don’t you just come in? ❞ ❝ Good news; we have internet again! ❞ ❝ I don’t want to file taxes, why don’t you be the adult? ❞ ❝ You snuggling me over an open flame is an invitation for my nipples to disappear. ❞ ❝ I know you’re scared of my mother but contemplating arson isn’t the way to fix this. ❞ ❝ I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you. ❞ ❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❞ ❝ How about we just never mention this again? ❞ ❝ Have you seen my earrings/necklace/rings? ❞ ❝ You are literally the child we both want/neither of us want. ❞ ❝ Did you call the doctor about that? ❞ ❝ Let me pop it, just let me pop it, nothing bad will happen, I swear! ❞ ❝ You almost left me at the gas station! ❞ ❝ Alright look! Next time you want to barbecue with the hair dryer, just make sure I’m home! ❞ ❝ I didn’t think the sink had this much water inside of it. ❞ ❝ Don’t be mad, but _____. ❞
Bonus for multi-lingual situations: ❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞ ❝ What is the word for this? *points at ____* I keep wanting to say ‘printer’ but I feel that is wrong. ❞ ❝ Next time she calls you a ____ you just reply with _____. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry but my pronunciation must sound really bad to you. ❞ ❝ Shit! The government doesn’t have my alphabet, put this in a way I understand! ❞ ❝ Can you finger spell that for me, I’m not quite up to that level yet. ❞ ❝ That was said so horribly wrong but you sounded very cute while trying. A for effort. ❞
Yah okay so, with that embarrassment out of the way.. Keith has arrived back in Bellevue! I’m excited to be playing him again~. I’m searching for a few threads to get started on here, so feel free to hit that like button and I’ll write us a starter. I may come and talk to you about some ideas for threads or plotting, so I hope everyone is okay with that! Capping the starter call at four, Voltron muses not included.
"Hey are you glue? Because I'm stuck on you" -finger guns-
“Are you an idiot? I’m obviously human. Not glue, stupid.”
you fight like a galra, soldier
oh b o y
I love Keith a lot