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Stay safe from the blizzard with this brand new preview clip from The Ben Show!

"Dead model / in a trash can / no, don't give a damn / SLIDIN' CARS!"

Some in the press are saying George W. Bush's painting skills "demonstrate a command of line and color that is rarely seen in the modern-day 'art' world," making comparisons to Degas and Manet.

I'm no art critic, but I see the inspiration for the above painting to be more along the lines of, "Wooo-wee, look at muh feet! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! My toes are gone! ♪ Can anyone find my toe-oes? ♪ Can anyone find my toe-oes? ♪..."

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Last night, The Colbert Report’s Hobbit Week came to a close with Stephen’s interview with director Peter Jackson.

Click the gif to watch the full episode. And click here to watch every Hobbit-related clip from the entire unexpected journey.

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Possibly my favorite GIF ever.

Not-So-Smooth Criminal

Maybe on your way to commit a murder is not the best time to be speeding.

In Maine, state police stopped Timothy Courtois, 49, of Biddeford, Maine, for speeding on Sunday and found an AK-47 assault weapon, four handguns and several boxes of ammunition in his car. Police also discovered news clippings of the Colorado shooting.

The man told police he attended the Batman film in Saco, Maine, on Saturday with a loaded gun in his backpack and told authorities he was traveling to Derry, New Hampshire, to shoot a former employer.

Authorities found ammunition and other firearms, including a machine gun, at Courtois' home. He has been charged with speeding and possessing a concealed weapon.

#Speeding #Dumbass #Dark Knight Rises #Colorado Shooting

The only rule when it comes to muttonchops: If you can't sweep the floor with them, they don't belong.

#muttonchops #mutton chops #facial hair #brooms #beards #grooming

So far I've gotten an old PC, a box of Fiber One cereal, and an office phone for #halfxmas. Merry Half Christmas everyone! And thanks to Nick, my intern, for all the amazing gifts. (Taken with Instagram at Comedy Central)

#halfxmas

Double rainbow over Manhattan! (Not quite all the way) (Taken with instagram)

Why yes, that is a secret basketball game happening among JetBlue employees under our jetway. (Taken with Instagram at Terminal 5)

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#Tosh 5.29 #Daniel Tosh #Join Him

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edasalazar asked: Via the Facebook page of the very funny Hari Kondabolu. Ashton nailing a lot of stereotypes and not being funny all at once.

Ok, for real, when you’re pitching, writing, and producing this, and you’re sitting in a room with Ashton Kutcher as he does his fucking racist and incredibly wack impression, is there literally no one at any point in this process who is like, “hey dogg, this might be kind of racist.”

#Racist #Ashton Kutcher #PopChips

Space Shuttle Enterprise on Flickr.

Though not quite how I'd intended, at least I got to see her fly.

#Space Shuttle #Enterprise #Orbiter #NASA #Fly-By

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On any given day in the New York area, there are more than likely plane spotters out at one of our airports armed with a DSLR and a 400mm lens. Normally, these plane spotters get odd looks from the public, questioning from police (and even the the secret service in my case), and a general...

#Enterprise #Space Shuttle

You can't focus on everything.

Wendy's spokesperson Denny Lynch on foregoing cage-free eggs in favor of more humane slaughter of chickens

#eggs

Seriously, no one in history came up with a better name for this than "f-hole?"

#violin #f-hole

Mix-up at the bottling plant. (Taken with Instagram at Apna Bazar Farmers Market)

#Plane crash #Out of Fuel

One man's trash is another man's...ass? (Taken with instagram)

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