if mandy had twitter

it would look something like this

[akfaketwitter]

 me:  if i could seamless.com liquor it would be a problem

[amandakirkpatrick]

thanks for this, lindita

[akfaketwitter]

haha. this is a picture. oops.

[euphorbialucida]

(dissertation proposal sounds a lot like dissertation disposal) 

[akfaketwitter]

i love you.

[akfaketwitter]

"Remember that a person's name is, to that person, the sweetest and most important sound in any language."

- How To Win Friends and Influence People

Apparently we're all puppies.

I was only joke reading that article, I swear.

[euphorbialucida]

trash, more or less

first time i actually came 99% close to trashing my dissertation. 

it would have been very easy, one folder D I S S E R T A T I O N > [control + click] “move to trash” > T R A S H > [control + click] “empty trash” 

as simple as that. no trace. 

but the real question is: would i be more free? or would i be less free? 

[djlindalovely]

lessfree DON’T DO IT

[akfaketwitter]

word, sistahs

[akfaketwitter]

also i think it's more appropriate if i write out my hashtags now instead of using the tag field. i also think i'll forgo the #

hashtags useless thoughts, humor without funny

[akfaketwitter]

today i sold a very very cliché print and (tentatively) got booked for a wedding.

hashtag art vs capital

[akfaketwitter]

(while looking at camping furniture online)

"who shops for camping furniture?"

"maybe, refugees?"

[akfaketwitter]

our renter's insurance went into affect 3 hours ago

[akfaketwitter]

me: it's true

floating seahorse

now i think they're cute (but MENACING)

[akfaketwitter]

me:  omg i just had the meanest thought

nevermind my thought was accurate

[akfaketwitter]

[akfaketwitter]

" i think it gives me an outlet to take being funny more seriously " 

[akfaketwitter]

Kenneth Parcell: “Shall we conversation?”

Tracy Jordan: “Yes. We’re having weather.”

Kenneth Parcell: “Much weather.”

[djlindalovely]

“He thinks everything is a nipple.”

I actually said that to my Grandma

I was talking about my cat.

(via djlindalovely)

[akfaketwitter]

friend "make an okc account and message me so that my 'does not reply' selectivity goes up"

[akfaketwitter]

friend "i saw it on one of the cheese blogs i follow"