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[akhuleka]

TYKI

    “Thought so~,” he chuckled. “Oh well, I’ll eventually get to you when you’re so broken you’d WANT to come to the Ark with me~.” He knew well that the Order turned their back on him. And he had to avoid Apocryphos.. And Akuma, and Noah.. He felt sort of bad for Aren. Everyone was against him.

     “Why would I need to trick you and trap you? I already have you trapped, we’re in an alley way. I have many Akuma at my disposal. I can summon them at will. But I’m not going to. I don’t think I need to remind you that I did save your life, boy.. It’s simple, we go out into the busy streets, where nothing can happen. I’ll even let you pick out where you want to eat. And you can eat until you’re stuffed. Just use your head, I don’t need to trick you to trap you.”

​​⌠ ♠ ⌡ ❛Fat chance Tyki Mikk.❜ The day that happens is the day he finally lets Neah has this contemptible body, and that was going to happen when pigs learned how to fly and grow wings. While it was true that everyone but the normal humans was out to get him he tried not to dwell on that subject, the more he did the more he felt his hope dwindled to near nonexistent. So far the worst out of the was that damn living Innocence that hunter him like the Arctic fox he was, even now Aren was glancing over his shoulder to check if it wasn't just suddenly behind him or something. The words cause a less than pleased expression to cross the white-haired man's features, abnormally sharpened teeth showing an after effect of Neah sometimes taking over his body. 

❛You consider this trapped? It's not like I can't get out of here you know.❜ 

With the use of Crown Clown, he can easily escape this cramped space at the drop of a pin and he knew the other knew this fact as well. While yes, he could summon copious amounts of Akuma Aren has not been on the run this long and not gotten captured for a reason, even with countless Akuma after him by just their very sense of the 14th Noah within him. ... Yet, Tyki was right he did save his life from that walking nightmare of living Innocence when he surely would have been doomed, Road even sacrificed herself by taking a hit for him of all things and he still felt terrible about that. 

❛... Fine, if it's in public and I get to choose but if you try anything funny I swear.❜

[akhuleka]

AKUMA

                                     🐰 [[[♠] ⅩℒⅠⅩ [♥]]] 🐰

I know you are an Akuma.

Really now? So then… there’s not much more point in continuing this charade, is there? However…

No. Maybe he can still play along with what he’s supposed to be. Even if the other knows, there’s still hesitation. Words spoken as if to have him leap out and say You Caught Me Red-handed Exorcist. But if he doesn’t give in to the bait, he still has a chance to be the one to survive this. Its what he’s programmed to do after all: to deceive. To let one’s eyes and sentiments trick them into believing he is genuinely human, until the pivotal moment where he has an opening to strike.

He only needs a split second…

A split second is all it takes to die. All it takes to kill.

He only needs a split second. If he can win that, whatever this boy knows is pointless.

❝  An Akuma? Come on now, don’t’cha think an Exorcist of all things would be smarter than that? I would never…  ❞

He dawns another smile, taking a few more steps to advance towards the other, now that he’s backed to a wall, in a manner of speaking. Its a risk, stepping closer, but one he’s willing to chance. Just a split second. He goes so far as to open up his arms, like he’s opening himself up, like he’s welcoming Allen to come into a hug. Still, he’s ready to leap away at the first sign of an incoming attack.

❝  You’ve been fightin’ in this war too long, ya? You’re starting to get paranoid. You even look tired. Why don’t we head back to headquarters so you can catch a break?  ❞

⌠ ♠ ⌡ The hand pressing against the tree that now dripped of blood only seemed to tighten upon the bark further, as the other stepped forward more with wide open and welcoming arms that offered the warmth and comfort of a hug. Yet, he knew that was not the case as his Innocence cried out wanting to transform right here and now even if he did not will it to do so, slowly Crown Clown's cape formed over his body and the mask situated around his neck. The claws were attempting to form but Aren hid the arm slightly behind his back to keep it from forcing its way out just yet, how could this being be so insistent on getting away with the fact that it's a normal human? 

No, better question why was Aren hesitating when he knew that all Akuma must be destroyed and that the souls inside should be set free so they would no longer feel suffering. From what he can see this is a level two Akuma that stood before him, and as someone who could kill level fours it would be so easy to end this one's life but he wasn't about to underestimate the Akuma either. For a moment he waits for the other to get close to the tree his back is pressed against, making it seem like he was going to accept the hug that was being shown. Only to suddenly use his height to his advantage and duck between the other's legs so that he was no longer trapped like a cornered animal and CC's claws formed upon being uncovered. One would take this as a chance to attack an unsuspecting enemy, but Aren merely puts some distance between them as his clawed hand trembled slightly. 

❛Stop it... Stop talking like that, stop using him like that...❜ 

Come on, it's easy, just slash with your claws or your sword and this Akuma would be finished, Lavi and Deak would be freed, as they are not they are nothing but the Earl's toy as all Akuma are and it was an Exorcist's job to set them free. ❛You may be able to lie to everyone else, but you cannot lie to my cursed eye.❜ But, the Akuma was right about one thing he has been fighting in this way too long, he was paranoid and tired as hell some days he wanted to go to sleep and never wake back up.

[akhuleka]

TYKI

     “Then allow me to make this a meeting on good terms. I just wanted to see if you were okay. I would ask if you want to come to the Ark with me, but I get the feeling I know the answer,” he sighed. “My mission is simple, bring you back to the ark. But I want you to do it on your own terms. I won’t be forcing you to,” he stated. “How about you grab lunch with me? That way no Akuma will bother you.. And in case IT shows up, you won’t have to worry about facing him on your own~… I’ll pay~.” He hoped Aren wouldn’t resist the temptation of food. All you can eat without worrying about pay.

​​⌠ ♠ ⌡ The expression he gives is nothing less than suspicious upon the mention of seeing if he was okay, ah, there it was so Tyki was tasked with taking him to the Ark he knew it could not be something as simple as just a 'check-up'. ❛You do know that answer.❜ Good, he wouldn't have to say it himself if the other already knew, but, that didn't mean there would be no persistence on the matter that much Aren knew. 

Yet, the fact that Tyki was not about to 'force' him to come back earned yet another strange type of expression from the white-haired man, and then the mention of food and that 'THING' he dreaded even hearing about caused a visible shutter to run through his spine. Even if he had not said anything yet a rumble from his stomach clearly spoke that Aren was hungry, you didn't exactly eat well acting like a street clown and had to work off the money people threw you out of the kindness of their hearts. 

❛How do I know you're not trying to trick or trap me?❜

[akhuleka]

BAKANDA

Anger continues to rise to dark hues. More anger blossoming in his features, as veins throb dangerously on his face. Kick his ass? Yeah right. Kanda would never let that happen twice. The short stack simply got lucky. He was probably having an off day. “…..It’d be worth it, if it wiped that smirk off your features. I’ll gladly re-build a hundred walls if it meant you knew your place, short stack. Kumoi be damned.” He could feel his hand tightening at his side. Already ready to reach and toss the other. “Maybe I’ll stop calling you that when you grow a few inches. Wonder if being a parasite type also means it stunts your growth.”

​​⌠ ♠ ⌡ ❛Know my place? You sound like I'm some lost animal that got into something it wasn't meant to.❜ The anger on his features shows as well, how could people stand this man? From the first day they've met, he's always had some kind of beef with Kanda, and he doubted that was going to change anytime soon. Sparkes always flew when they were even in the same room for too long with each other, Kumoi would kick 'both' their asses for more broken walls and likely force them both to work on fixing them. 

❛Being a parasite type does not stunt grow Bakanda!❜

[floridianfireflyfaith]

Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004) Sentence Starters

Change pronouns as needed!

“I’m afraid I must inform you of an extremely unfortunate event.”

“If you have ever lost someone very important to you, then you already know how it feels. But if you haven’t, you cannot possibly imagine it.”

“I tried to warn you.”

“Let’s sleep outside.”

“Your left side is the good one.”

“I’m sorry. I don’t speak monkey. Ba-na-na?”

“Our parents just died.”

“I will raise these ____ as if they were actually wanted.”

“I trust you’ve had your tetanus shots. Polio, smallpox, typhoid, malaria… ”

“I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.”

“And I realized these cover girls had stolen my kidney. Imagine my surprise!”

“Beef. Yes. Roast beef. It’s the Swedish term for beef that is roasted.”

“Back off, parrot face!!”

“Home is where your parents put you to bed at night. Where they teach you to ride a bike or where they get all choked up on your first day of school. This is not home.”

“They’re just bad people.”

“Do you think anything will ever feel like home again?”

“Custody granted.”

“I’m going to get you no matter where you go, no matter what you do, I will FIND you!”

“____. You look so much like your dear mother/father.”

“Do you know snakes are more afraid of you than you are of them?”

“I may know better than anyone what you’re going through.”

“Oops, you caught me being a mentor.”

“I’ve been bitten forty-three…seven…hundred times. Mostly on the face.”

“You can’t be buying this.”

“Children are strange and foreign to me. I never really was one.”

“It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. It’s like walking upstairs to your bedroom in the dark and thinking that there’s one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down through the air, and there is a sickly moment of dark surprise.”

“Does it strike you as odd that none of our relatives are related to us?”

“Grammar is the greatest joy in life, don’t you find?”

“I was quite adventurous when ____ was alive.”

“I’m afraid of realtors.”

“We’ve gotta get her out of the house.”

“Well, you can certainly turn a phrase.”

“She’s not dead. She’s hiding.”

“They won’t listen. They never listen.”

“It is one thing to do something in theory; another to do it in practice.”

“There are good people and bad people in the world. The ones who start the fires and the ones who put them out.”

“I hardly think that anybody is going to believe a dead man/woman.”

“Quiet, child. The adults are talking.”

“You have proven yourself to be an exceptionally capable guardian.”

“Look it up, Bookworm.”

“You’re ____ years old. You should know by now that you can’t have everything you want.”

“You want a life of happiness? A roof over you head? A place to call your own and all that jazz? And what about what I want?”

“You’re going to help me get what I want.”

“There’s always something. There’s always something.”

“I didn’t know they had this kind of budget.”

“Don’t look down. Don’t look down.”

“These things don’t just happen.”

“No one ever listens to children.”

“At times, the world can seem an unfriendly and sinister place. But believe us when we say that there is much more good in it than bad.”

“As long as you have each other, you have your family. And you are home.”

[akhuleka]

LAVI

                                🐰 [[[♠] ⅩℒⅠⅩ [♥]]] 🐰

❝  Mm… y’seem to think I care what you are or aren’t, ‘sprout,  ❞ is the short, simple response Lavi gives him. He knows better than anyone, but he truly doesn’t care, and besides that, despite Allen’s words, he does have to be near Allen, especially because of what he is.

What exactly Allen “is” however is up to debate. Some would say an Exorcist, some would say another pawn destined to die young, others, a critical point breaker with great potential, some, a traitor Noah, to a few, the Destroyer of Time. Some would say nothing but an unfortunate child with a cursed fate. All of those and none of those were reason enough.

Ultimately, someone who carries historical importance. That was what mattered most in the end, as far as he was concerned.

Scooting a seat closer and sitting down, fingertips lightly probe against Allen’s skin, around his sides and stomach and the scar looking for a reaction that suggests an injury somewhere, so he can figure out what, if anything, can be done to help it heal.

❝  Most people are scared by the unknown, and easier give in to fear rather than try to understand what they’re afraid of. Even when they think they understand something, often its just the idea of understanding enough on how to destroy something. That kind of fear, though… the only outcome it could possibly bring is escalating the problem. Caution is healthy, but paranoia and hate against oneself or ones own side based off of a superficial judgement doesn’t help anyone.  ❞

⌠ ♠ ⌡ ❛Everyone seems to nowadays.❜ Who could blame them after finding out just what he harbored inside of him, a parasite that would soon take over his body and erase his very existence from this world? No one wanted to be around a being like that and he did not blame the Order for being so high strung about him, with how rapid the changes were and his fear of losing himself grew more fierce each and every day. Even if he fought hard against the hand fate had dealt him that did not mean it was any easier on this poor fought over body of his. The Noah wanted him, the Order wanted him, hell even the Bookmen with how he was called the Destroyer Of Time the latter being more tolerable and not as likely to stab him in his sleep. 

It was hard, feeling like you only had yourself to rely on in the world it felt like the time he spent before meeting Mana, that time in the Circus where his parents sold him for the strange discolored arm known as Innocence. If not for this arm perhaps his life could have been different, but, that was something he would never come to find out that's not how life worked. As the other's fingertips probed against his skin as if trying to find points of injury there would be nothing to find, at least, not physically besides the gruesome appearance that the scar gave and the blood still trickling down pale lips to puddle upon the floor. The other's words were heard make no mistake about that, but, it did not stop the expression seemingly plastered upon the man's pale features from sticking to him relentlessly.  

❛You seem to be pretty confident in me, Lavi.❜ 

It was uncanny to someone who had become used to being shunned by the people who he once considered to be allies, it was their right with how unstable the 14th Noah was and they didn't know his motives but...  ❛You shouldn't be near me, If I can't keep a handle on my own body then you run the risk of getting hurt or worse.❜ Pushing aside the other's hand as he stood from his chair and went so far as to walk away slightly, a hand is placed upon his abnormally pale features.

[lukas-musings]

    You’re going 𝕒𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕 while I’ve stopped… 

                             How can I fill this 𝕘𝕒𝕡 between us?

[akhuleka]

TYKI

    Tyki was looking at a map, smoking a cigarette. His eyes scanning the paper. His head sometimes nodding to thoughts. When his golden hues trailed to the top, he saw out of the corner of his eyes, white hair. He was quick to fold up the map and shove it in his back pocket and walk with a quick gait towards the familiar white haired man.

    Sure enough, he saw the back of Aren. “Yo~. Boy~,” he called out in a singing voice. “Wait up~!”

​​⌠ ♠ ⌡ Oh great, he was spotted regardless of ducking into the alleyway to avoid confrontation, perhaps it was just barely out of time with the other's gaze but there was nothing that could be done about that now. So a sigh escaped him before glancing over his shoulder at the man who called out to him, a silent stare as he wonders whatever the Noah could want. ❛Why should I? We've not exactly met on good terms each time we've run into each other, do you want something from me?❜ That's the only assumption that Aren can make right now, having nothing much to go on to say otherwise.

[akhuleka]

"Aren!! I need your help!"

⌠†⌡ Oh boy, this must have been one of Aren's friends if they were running up to him so willingly, someone clearly has no self-preservation by this display... Good, he hates that gives him more fun and an easier chance destroying people, there's a smile upon the Noah's features as Alabaster hues close for a second. 

❛What do you need Robin?❜

@traitorousakuma

[memeartificer]

Fighting Starters

“What is your problem?”

“What were you thinking?”

“Leave me alone!”

“It wasn’t my fault!”

“Of course it was your fault!”

“What was I supposed to do?”

“I hate you!”

“I wish I never met you!”

“I’m breaking up with you!”

“Fuck you!”

“Go fuck yourself!”

“You should have told me!”

“Why the fuck didn’t you tell me?”

“I didn’t tell you because it was none of your business!”

“How could you lie to me like that?”

“You think I can’t do anything right!”

“You only won because you cheated!”

“You’re just mad you lost!”

“You’re being so immature!”

“Your face is immature!”

“You wanna say that to my face?”

“You wanna take this outside?”

“We can’t be friends if you’re a fan of [sports team]!”

“I know how to fix your computer: throw it away and get a Mac/PC/Linux.”

“You wasted [our/my/your] money on what?”

“Get a job!”

“You were supposed to be here an hour ago!”

“Why are you always late?”

“Why can’t you cut me some slack?”

“Things aren’t as important as you think they are!”

“It’s like you’re avoiding me!”

“I don’t have to hang out with you 24/7!”

“How come we never do what I want?”

“You were supposed to do the dishes as of three days ago!”

“I was gonna do it!”

“Get your stuff off the floor!”

“Do your own laundry!”

“I’m busy, I’ll get around to it!”

“Stop complaining all the time!”

“It’s my turn to drive!”

“You can’t take the car all day, I need it!”

“Turn that off, I’m trying to concentrate!”

“Do your own damn homework!”

“But you promised!”

“I’m never letting you borrow anything again!”

“You still owe me forty dollars!”

[roleplayermemes]

Torture sentence starters

“Oh god.. Oh please, god, no!”

“Please… Please..! I’ll do anything..!!”

“P-please.. Please don’t..”

“Anything but that.. Please, please! Stop!”

“Stop? Why on earth would I do a thing like that for?”

“We’re having so much fun!”

“We’ll have so much fun, you and I…”

“Look at the new toy I got for us to play with!”

“Shut up! Shut up!!”

“Oh please.. Like I haven’t heard that one before…”

“If I had a nickel for every time someone begged me to stop… I’d be fucking rich.”

“Ooh, look at that. Look at all the blood. Amazing, isn’t it?”

“Let’s crack open the hood and see what’s underneath, shall we?”

“You know what I love more than agonized screaming? The sound of people choking on their own blood. Very satisfying.”

“If you beg, I might just stop… Maybe. But only if you’re sincere.”

“Beg me, you stupid whore! Beg me to stop! Come on!!”

“Go ahead – beg for forgiveness. God’s the only friend you’ve got down here. ”

“Shut up or I’ll wrap your intestines around your throat like a scarf.”

“Ha ha! I love it when they scream!”

“Keep going… I love the sound of your voice.”

“Stop praying! There is no God here.”

“Shut the fuck up!!”

“Let’s play a game, shall we? It’s called, ‘how many of your organs can I remove before you die?’“

“Alright, here’s the deal… Since you scream every time you see me – let’s just remove your eyes, hm?”

“Has anyone ever told you how good you look in red?”

“Beautiful… Absolutely beautiful…”

“I’m not going to kill you… But I’m going to make you wish I would.”

“This is what you get! This is what you get for hurting me!”

“Do you like rats? I hope so. Because we’re going to play a little game with one that involves your stomach, a container, and an open flame.”

“Have you ever heard of abacination?”

“You’ve got cavities back there, you know. Why don’t remove those pesky teeth for you, hm?”

“Wake up! Can’t have you passing out on me.”

“I won’t scream.”

“I won’t tell you anything.”

“There’s no way I’m gonna tell you shit.”

“By the time anyone finds your body, they won’t be able to identify it.”

“No one is coming for you.”

“You won’t get away with this!”

“People will notice! They’ll look for me!”

“Stop, oh god, please! Please stop.. The pain..!”

“You’re insane!”

“Don’t worry. I know what I’m doing – I’ve got a medical degree, you know.”

“Shh, don’t cry. Don’t cry.”

“No tears now, okay? Everything will soon be over.”

“Stop! Please, stop! I’ll tell you anything! Just stop!”

“Tell me – how does this feel?”

“I hate you! Oh god, I hate you!”

“Fuck you!”

“Fuck off!”

“Oh, what a mess you’ve made…”

“You look like a mess.”

“Chin up, kid. It’ll be over soon enough.”

“I’m just going to borrow a few fingers, okay?”

“Could you lend me a ‘hand’? Yes? Oh good. I was planning on taking it anyway.”

“Shut up, I’m not going to kill you. You don’t deserve that kind of mercy.”

“You know why you’re here.”

“Own up to what you’ve done and maybe you’ll leave here alive!”

“What the fuck is wrong with you!?!”

“Please! Someone help! Anyone! Oh god.. PLEASE!”

“Not that – anything but that! P-please! PLEASE, NO!”

“Let me go. Please.. Please let me go…”

“I’ll tell you anything you want! Just please, please stop!”

“I’m not going to break that easy.”

[akhuleka]

I’m going to let Neah have Aren’s blog for the day, so anything sent in and replied to will be from him. Now, this is the ONLY warning I’m giving, Neah is a deranged psychopath and while I will keep the he can’t kill without muns permission. He /will/ fuck someone up if he so desires.

[mugenborn]

Could you guys help me in deciding a new blog?

(x)

[akhuleka]

​​⌠♠⌡ A surprised expression suddenly crossed the Exorcists features, while out on a walk to get some fresh air the last person he expected to see was here. Great ... The Exorcist really was not in a mood to fight, so, maybe he could just slink past unnoticed? It was worth trying so he ducked away into a branching alleyway path, but he was to slow on the draw with his luck he had been spotted right as he turned the corner.

@thenoahfamily | Starter

[akhuleka]

STRANGER

Heroes breed failures. @akhuleka

And Kou was the LIVING PROOF of such statement. The light of his eyes faded as his failure became more prominent: in an attempt to play the hero, both eyes were cut down by the Alpha and he almost dies, causing the teamwork to disrupt. Being a hero… being a hero SUCKS. The more you try to save, the more people will die.

“… It is futile.”

“It does not matter what YOU do. You will not make the difference.

You are not SPECIAL.  

None of us is. 

Every day you wake up in the morning and attempt to save and manage to save one life… that life will be extinguished tomorrow by an Akuma you will not be there to fight with.

The shades are too big for you to breed light upon them.”

⌠♠⌡ ❛Once again I will say it, I know, I know my effort is futile and that the people I save will just die eventually even if I just helped to delay it that's good enough for me.❜ That still was not going to stop Aren from trying to do the best that he could, even if it was pointless and humanity was doomed to be killed by Noah and Akuma alike forever. At least ... At least he could make some small difference before he lost this body, and Neah brought destruction upon the world to the Noah's full extent. 

❛Weither you are speaking out of concern, or something else don't worry about it. I know what I am getting myself into, I knew the day I found out that this hand was made of pure Innocence.❜ A gaze is cast down to his strangely colored arm, there's a vibration that must be Crowned purring? Aren can't tell, before he lifts his alabaster gaze back to the man standing before him.

[akhuleka]

Oh yeah, starter call mutuals only please I will get to it right away, if we already have threads still feel free to like it I never cap threads.

[rp-ask-memes-deactivated2026012]

TOWERS of gold are still too little

                                               These hands could hold the WORLD but it’ll…

NEVER be ENOUGH…

                                               …never be enough…