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#furry #dragon #dragons #furry_irl #pixar hoppers #stolen from reddit

what you see is what you get, just a guy that loves and supports everyone, regardless of their gender or sexual preference!

I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!

eliza-married-a-gay-icarus

reminding everyone of the iconic 'sonic the lesbian is a hedgehog' post (i dont have a screenshot unfortunately but. it was iconic.)

sonicthehedeghog

still is

peerieweirdo

red-mercer

Someone wanna provide context for the non-SDV people?

lastoneout

Saw this in the notes and figured I'd step in!

So, for non-SDV players, in most farming sims you can get married to certain characters and have children with them, however this is typically a permanent choice that can't be undone, so if you want to marry someone else or not have kids you would have to start over with a fresh save.

But SDV is different. The game has a witch's hut you can eventually unlock that lets you use...black magic, basically, to soft-reset marriage/children choices without starting over. There's a divorce option so you can ditch your spouse, but that's the only normal one. It also adds an option to turn your children into doves to get rid of them, hence OP saying they "birded" their kids. You're not...technically killing them...but only barely.

(It also adds an option to mind-wipe your previous spouse so they don't remember being married to you and thus don't hate you, and you can even remarry them then if you want, but I don't think that was needed for this, just figured it was sinister enough to warrant a mention.)

All that to say, the reddit OP married a character, progressed to the point that they had a child with them, and then used black magic to "kill" the child and divorce their spouse before moving on to the next marriage candidate and doing the same, over and over until they had gone through all twelve marriage candidates, resulting in a collection of twelve "dead" children.

Which, I must agree, is some uniquely unhinged behavior indeed.

the-haiku-bot

Which, I must agree,

is some uniquely unhinged

behavior indeed.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

suinicide

Okay, but who is joja

stupidbeecandle

Joja is essentially Walmart. You can either try to revitalize the town by going the community route and help local businesses and people thrive or you can sell the town to Jojacorp who will put the locals out of business and sell you way cheaper and shittier stuff

kindigo

“I may use black magic to be a serial child murderer, but at least I’m not a capitalist”

rodnt

sigh…i came all the way to sephora but i don’t know which brands are asexual friendly….i have to hurry jugheads birthday is today…wish someone would help me out

chuckecheeses

Hi Sister Archie! James Charles here, might I suggest Too Faced Better Than Sex Mascara?

mosticonicposts

certified iconic post

mtf-the-gathering

getting banned over a glitched report that was never actually filed, only to be unbanned out if nowhere 3 months later and then immediately banned again within a matter of hours, is honestly the most pjackk thing to ever happen to someone on this site

mtf-the-gathering

TRUE!

mtf-the-gathering

getting banned over a glitched report that was never actually filed, only to be unbanned out if nowhere 3 months later and then immediately banned again within a matter of hours, is honestly the most pjackk thing to ever happen to someone on this site