Or have him fuck the shit out of me… I’m not picky.
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noise dept.
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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One Nice Bug Per Day
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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@urbeastprime
Or have him fuck the shit out of me… I’m not picky.
Draw your fursona like The Official Pokemon Company Lucario Practice Makes Perfect Posable Plush Key Chain why did the font change motherfucker Tumblr fucking crashed while trying to make this post it's only text so far jesus
Would You Fuck This Furry?
Midbus from Super Mario Bros
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Midbus is a pig/armadillo creature and a minion of the genius and excitable villain Fawful, serving as his personal enforcer and right-hand man! He also has a rivalry with Bowser. He's fairly dimwitted but very proud, with strength rivaling that of Bowser himself, and he's got a big appetite. He's also very loyal to and protective of Fawful, a faithfulness which eventually proves to be his undoing.
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There is no nuance button, if your answer is some variation of ‘I would if X’ then the answer is yes.
Ignore my dumbass face please
I did 100 lb ( 90.78 kg) incline dumbbell press
Decent pump pic I think
Grandis Kuwagamon
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When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.
Now, at 29, I’m lowkey having a panic attack because my academic email is filled with middle schoolers wanting me to answer their questions about pygmy raccoons and I keep putting off answering them because I’m so overwhelmed with all the other raccoon stuff I have to do.
Anyway, greatest apologies to any scientist I ever emailed as a child and also an adult.
I know your research is really important and I appreciate all you are doing but this is so fucking funny
Attack for gothrabett. I really like the design of this yeen <3
Day two: URDNOT WREX
Mercenary to King of the Krogan. And the only one excited to see you come back from the dead.
Ladon, from Shazam! Fury of the gods
Would you fuck this dragon?
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I follow the "leave nothing but footprints take nothing but photos" rule of state/national parks yeah because conservation. But also because when I was 11 i read a short story about a girl who went to a museum and stole a bandage flake off a mummy on display with the mentality of "im just one person one piece won't be missed" then at night she was visited by the mummy and it plucked a single hair from her head and then the next night a different mummy took another hair and she realized that there were only so many pieces to her before there would be nothing left and that story was forever wedged in my brain. Anyways leave cool rocks where you find them or the mummies will get you
I was told that I’d get used to not having a headphone jack. I still want a fucking headphone jack. I hate that phones don’t have them. It’s stupid and awful and I hate it
doodlings
that night, frog and toad were both happy
Fursona meets Reality (2021)
Some Abe content that I haven't posted bc... I forgot </3
Do you think tumblr will ever learn the difference between “I’m defending this person because I agree with them wholeheartedly and I am also like this person” and “I’m defending this person because your behavior is dangerous and you need to stop”
IMO, blurring the lines between “I’m defending them because they’re right” and “I’m defending them because you’re taking this too far” is step numero uno to cutting down the very existence of fair trial and democracy–even in places where saying that might seem a little dramatic.
Mob mentality is extremely strong in humans and it’s also extremely dangerous. Mobs don’t think things through. Mobs kill and they destroy and they can’t be reasoned with. Someone trying to calm a mob down isn’t someone defending the ~problematic party~ It’s time we re-learn that.