Or have him fuck the shit out of me… I’m not picky.
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@urbeastprime
Or have him fuck the shit out of me… I’m not picky.
animorphs or whatever
you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up
You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
Devon! 🐻
I love him very dearly... ough 🥹
I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh
Friends were doing a Bit where they boo the King and Queen bc they're antimonarchists and I got legit nervous like "Guys they're like RIGHT there, we're gonna get beheaded 😭😭😭" and when the servers showed up to sell glowy swords and stuff I sank into my seat like. "Omfgggg guys I told youuu"
They kept doing very immersive jeering like "DISHONORABLE" and "LET HIM TASTE YOUR STEEL!" and I started being like... guys this is so fucked up... This is people's lives...
my favorite genre of alien picture is little grey aliens just naked in the woods like why the fuck are you here. you have a spaceship. why did you come to earth to just stand in the woods and look at us with no clothes
this is like top tier comedy to me. what the fuck are you DOING man
Tumblr moderation wants to fuck this alien
RAT TIME
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So, the hunt is on tonight? Then the streets are perilous... And every door will be shut tight...
Walk Like No One Is Driving
eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.
(sigh) okay... (CRUUEEENNNCH....) (SCREEEEEENCH...) owie.. (CRUUEEENCH)
this is one of the most rewarding things about posting self care tips on this site. witnessing people's lives getting better in real time. this is why I post
happy hellbat <3
Photon Cascade Complete for my best bud Cyrias
The best kind of handshake ;3
me in the pussy if im fully honest
I find it funny when queer fantasy stories are written in a setting where homophobia doesn't exist, but there's a ~forbidden romance~ element coming from some completely different, fantastical prejudice. Like
"Son, I don't care if you suck dick, but no child of mine will be sharing a bed with a goddamn necromancer!"
king, pacing the floor : how many times have we told you? prince : dad, i can explain- king : how many times prince : king : prince, sighing : fine dad im sorry i slept with a man- king : YOU SLEPT WITH A COURT JESTER!!!!
I am dying at these tags
You know the jester is gonna mess with him about it, too.
@urbeastprime you get it
Daddy what happens if we break one of your rules
Thats not alowed