A guide to modern social living.
All people are equal, we’re lead to believe. But some have more friends, and more likes they achieve.
Their dps are glossy; their faces, they sheen, but each afternoon, their newsfeed is mean.
It vexes and tricks them, in each dazzling ruse, that everyone else is a much better muse.
But they won’t be denied of their place at the top, they’ll curate their image - at nothing they’ll stop.
They’ll pay to highlight it, text friends to take note, that their new chateaux has some fucking moat.
And friends will ignore it, they’ll whisper and smirk, ‘cos they’ll just out-do it with daddy’s new Merc.
So, be vapid and silly, be bashful and trite. Chances are no one’s listening, not even at night.
Untag what’s abhorrent, repost each delight. Don’t ever be witty, else expect keyboard fight.
You’re here to look good, square pegs in square holes. Don’t ever forget this / go breaking your mould.
Your Facebook and Twitter, are not just for show. They're chronicling life for all comp'nies to know.
Your preferences, fears, wills and your goals, will all be exploited as markets evolve.
And ads will be tailored to your sense and smarts. So pull the white flag right down to half-mast.
Don’t read what’s fine-printed, the Ts and the Cs. Instagram’s all 'bout the sweet memories.
Don’t mind that it’s owned by that same mon'lith, that mines all your data, and each snap therewith.
So sell yourself short, and remember it’s free, to have all your info sold on to comp'nies.
But then who should care? Out of sight out of mind. Well, perhaps we’ll regret this when looking behind.
We wished and we willed it, we tried as we might; but nothing would snuff out our god-awful fright.
That we’re all sub-par, and somehow we’re worse, than all those poor souls who are sharing our curse.
But we’re not, and no matter what shit we do see, we must foster our strength: solidarity.
Be it simple or smart, stupid or lame, the contents of newsfeeds is never the same.
But one thing’s for certain: we cannot shirk blame, for all us partaking in this stupid game.