The Least Likely

It’s not about being the strongest or the biggest. It’s about having the courage to stand up for what’s right. {{ Selective Bumblebee RP Blog || written by 🐝 || 30 }} >> fka: radioactivibee || alacrityabound

[alacritysparked]

[ hi hi hello I'm alive just boi howdy we live in a fuckin society ]

[zeropro]

sigh... I love your bee art, do u have anymore?????????? /nf

[alacritysparked]

[ ok but now I have a Mighty Need to play out a thing with a TFP Starscream because hey, remember how Starscream deliberately tried to permanently disable Bumblebee by shooting Bee’s T-cog? That was fucked up, bro. Bee has a grudge the size of Cybertron against Megs, you bet he reserved a canyon for Starscream. ]

[iterumprimus]

Bumblebee's greeting isn't a hello. It's a tired hand-off of his daily report before he attempts to relax for the night. "Here, I'm gonna try to not do stuff now."

Optimus Prime regarded the lackluster energy and would take the offered datapad with care. Concern pulled his broad brows together before he spoke, "I will see this is filed appropriately. If you are in need of re-distribution of tasks, I could very easily put in a word to have your load lightened.

"We have the luxury of time again."

[alacritysparked]

Optimus had been around for a while now, enough time for everything to get used to his return.

Everyone except for Bumblebee.

"O-Optimus?!" he squeaked in surprise. "Sorry, don't worry about it-- this isn't really your responsibility anymore, I can file it."

It was hard to look Optimus in the eye. It was hard to understand that Optimus was back, maybe a little to the left, but here again. But this time, he wasn't Prime.

There were many things Optimus could do. But he could not help Bumblebee in these matters. Besides, Bumblebee no longer reported to him. Optimus wasn't responsible for him.

"It doesn't feel like it," Bee shrugged, trying to come off as normal, a teasing edge to his tone. "Honestly, I think I took more naps when we were on Earth.

"How's everything with you? Archives treating you well?"

[awnrii]

because starscream and bee are my favourite characters obviously I have to draw them together

[ralka-egoid]

[alacritysparked]

Bumblebee is given little option.

Sideswipe is scooping him up, and Sunstreaker is making sure all his work is exactly where he left it.

"Recharge time!"

"Whoa, now wAIT A SEC--"

He knows better than to actually struggle against the twins. If he wanted to, he could get out of Sideswipe's grip - he'd been trained to wriggle away from much larger bots (including Optimus).

"Guys, this isn't necessary, I was getting ready to leave! I just wanted to finish some things-- I can't recharge right now, I'm not tired yet!"

[alacritysparked]

👀👉🛏️

“I’m almost done, then I need to refuel. And update another file before my recharge cycle starts. Maybe if I’m feeling spicy, I’ll make tomorrow’s schedule.”

[alacritysparked]

If anyone let slip that Bumblebee is pulling 9.5-joor days…

No he isn’t.

[alacritysparked]

► Rest.

Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey.

With the exception of Ratchet, if anyone else ordered Bee to rest, he would laugh and ignore them. But it was Optimus and Bumblebee could never deny his Prime.

"Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine," he whined dramatically, saving whatever data entry progress he made before tossing his datapad in his subspace. "But you need to wake me up in three joors, I'm not done yet."

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey.

[convenientkeystorage]

“…you caught flower pneumonia,” Jack says, relieved about one thing and worried about another. Not that Bee wouldn’t be a good mom… dad… whatever title he decided to pick, but the first couple months would have been ROUGH on him and Jack doesn’t like to see his friends suffer. “And you’re coughing up blood.”

“Look, I get being embarrassed about that. But you- you know this could kill you?”

[alacritysparked]

Bumblebee's so caught up with the phrase flower pneumonia (mostly because he forgot exactly what pneumonia is) that he almost missed the really important and apparently true information about said flower pneumonia.

"I'm sorry, what? That wasn't a joke to manipulate me into confessing feelings?"

[alacritysparked]

"Bee, my poor Beebs! You've been stuck with Vortex since Ive been out of reach?" ... "You keep him in check? ;)"

“Ugh, I don’t wanna talk about it.” The last time had been particularly triggering. All things considered, Bumblebee thought he was handling the aftermath spectacularly.

The sheer amount of anger towards Vortex, however, was concerning.

"I smart-bomb'd his ass. Gave him a virus that made it so he can't nut."

[ask-smokescreen]

Bee, what?

[alacritysparked]

What, Smokey?

[alacritysparked]

@ask-smokescreen replied to your post “The results are in and... of course two of the...”:

Bee, what?

​Smokey, what?

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

Just a friendly reminder that roleplaying with me is no pressure. It doesn't matter if your response takes days, weeks, or even months. I understand that life comes first and this is a hobby that's meant to be fun.

[alacritysparked]

Heyyy, Bee, would you be down to go to a drive in theater? Just you and me? ... And maybe, we can get dinner after?

“Yeah sure, I’m—”

Since it’s over comms, Smokey cannot see that Bee is holding up a digit in the ‘wait a sec’ gesture. However, the vibes absolutely travel through the airwaves.

“Sorry. I’m free in two joors.”