The Greenest Fanboy

I'm Smokescreen, proud member of team Prime and Elite Guardsmech! I'm ready to kick 'con tailpipe and chew bubblegum! And I can't even chew bubblegum. Status: Mostly doing okay, really! Magic: Nothing right now! Ask/RP blog for Smokescreen from Transformers: Prime

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Hey, humans and Cybertronians! I’m Smokescreen, hottest Autobot on Cybertron, and Elite Guard Graduate! Feel free to send an ask, or maybe @ me!

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@littlefayre replied to your post “It feels like a cocktail kind of night. Who wants...”:

"Give drink!"

​"For you? I'll give you two!"

He is pulling out the teeny, appropriately sized glasses, and after some time with a blender, makes two teeny strawberyl daiquiris for Fay!

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@indomitablespirits replied to your post “It feels like a cocktail kind of night. Who wants...”:

Something light for Roz please. Something to take the edge off but she is NOT going through the headache again.

​He could add a bit of helium in the drink. Would make it far lighter.

Thankfully, he isn't going to do that, and offers Roz a Rosanna Temple, adding just a bit of high grade to take the edge off.

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@midnight-influence replied to your post “It feels like a cocktail kind of night. Who wants...”:

Lightstrike is staring politely. "Can I have some copper flakes in it?"

​"Hmmm. Thinking about it. I don't know... Maybe I should put in some aluminum instead."

He's putting extra copper flakes in the cocktail, before offering it to Lightstrike.

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It feels like a cocktail kind of night. Who wants a drink?

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@blindxptimism replied to your post “Holes? Like donut holes?”:

Aaaah.... that reminds me, I havent refueled....

​ORION!!!

Orion, come here, we're getting some food inside you right now.

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"Wait, really? Uh, I mean, I have my energon rations at my pod! I've been busy, so Just haven't had the chance, but uh...sure! What have you got?"

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"Really, really. I've got chips, and chips, and... Chips. Maybe I need to cook something else. But you're still welcome to come over and enjoy some chips!!"

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@blindxptimism replied to your post “Holes? Like donut holes?”:

Aaaah.... that reminds me, I havent refueled....

​ORION!!!

Orion, come here, we're getting some food inside you right now.

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Holes? Like donut holes?

... Yeah. Yeah, I could go for some donut holes, actually! I'm always hungry as frag.

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NEW holes????

stab wound, but sensual??????

... I should probably specify what kind of holes I mean before I get stabbed!!

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@noiizemaze replied to your post “BIRTHDAY INTERFACING!!”:

Getting new holes, you say.

​Getting new holes! Creation days are about trying new things and getting messy, right? So, there's only a few things messier than that!

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@mastermegatron replied to your post “Who is the hottest decepticon”:

He sees how it is.

​Wait, Megs, I'm sorry, you're the hottest Megatron I know! The hottest Decepticon I know. Hotter than fire.

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BIRTHDAY INTERFACING!!

I WOULD LOVE TO!!!

Primus, believe me, I would LOVE to spend my whole creation week interfacing, getting new holes, etc.

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"Did I miss your bday, Smokescreen? Happy belated!" he'll just give Smokey a gentle forehelm kiss.

"Awww, Allen, you're just in time for the creation week celebration!" He's picking up Allen in a hug. Get spun!!

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Who is the hottest decepticon

Is that even a question, Anon? There's one extremely obvious, red Decepticon that's prettier and deadlier than everyone else.

It's Fangry, of course.

Anon. Of course I'm gonna say Knock Out. That's the objective best answer.

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happy birthday pumpkinboy

Aww, thank you, Anon--

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IT'S MY CREATION DAY!!

Happy creation day, to me!!

I've got goodies for every bot that comes my way, too!!

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@alpha113nredshirteradicon replied to your post “Wait. Wait. At this height, I could have just one...”:

Careful what you ask for, Smokescreen. If someone tosses a cube at you it would prolly squish you! So before anyone does that! *He sets down a cube before Smollscreen*

​Hey, come on, no one would do that!

...

Okay. I know one bot that might.

Thanks, Allen!