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"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" okay well I asked myself is it a sin to be flexible when the boat comes in
You ever just forget Dave Gahan's real name is David
"What's Your Name? is the worst Depeche Mode song" not it's not you just don't know how to have a good time
Can my parents not be on the roof while I'm leaning against the window reading and writing Depeche Porn thx
Okay but the time I heard I Feel You, I thought my SOFAD CD was horribly scratched or some shit 😂
Who wants to talk about unreleased Depeche Mode with me
Lmk if I'm missing anything btw
Hey Devotees, what are your favorite bands besides Depeche Mode? Mine are Genesis, Fall Out Boy, Coldplay, OneRepublic, and The Wanted!
Martin Gore in a dress goes hard ngl
Any of y'all familiar with this song? It SCREAMS Depeche Mode vibes, the singer even sounds just like Dave Gahan lol
Friends, if you ever need a reminder that life is unfair, just remember that Andy Fletcher died but that girl who made fun of me for having OCD is most likely still taking up space on this earth 😡
Is it weird that I couldn't tell Dave and Alan apart in photos when I first got into DM? 😂
Freeze by Recoil got me like:
So idk if you guys know this but I'm an author on AO3… here are my published fics and then a description of some of the fics that I'm currently writing. You can find my profile here:
https://archiveofourown.org/users/notdriftingfalling/pseuds/notdriftingfalling
Published:
Crying Out With Hunger: Alan is struggling with poverty, tries to steal a chicken, and ends up traumatized by a cop. A sad fic that is full of suffering.
Crying Out In Pain: A sequel to Crying Out With Hunger that takes place a few years later. Alan wakes up from a nightmare about the incident and confesses everything to Dave, who helps him feel better. A hurt/comfort fic where I explore Dalan.
Take All The Ice Cream: Another Dalan fic, this one where they are married. They go to get frozen yogurt after Alan returns from a trip. A fic that is full of fluff and romance.
I Can't Stand Another Drink: This one is currently in progress. It's a Malan fic, and honestly I might delete it for now and just republish it when I'm more satisfied with the story cuz it doesn't really have a theme at the moment and that's kinda throwing me off… idk
Unpublished:
Tomorrow's Dance: A Gahore fic where Dave and Martin meet at their high school prom.
My Secret Garden: Dave, Martin and Andy steal Vince's diary while he leaves but he comes back early and gets angry with them and leaves the band.
Cover Me: A Dandy fic. Dave and Andy are freezing in a hotel room and keep each other warm 😉
Nothing To Fear: Martin feels self conscious about his songwriting and Dave encourages him to keep going. And then they have sex of course 😂
In A Case Like This (I'll Get Away With It): An insight into Alan's dirty thoughts as Martin records Somebody naked.
Something To Do: Alan notes that Andy never does anything, so Andy does Alan 🤷♀️
Puppets: Andy and Dave have wizard powers and punish Martin and Alan with tickling every time they fight.
Untitled fic, but someone wanted me to do a Dave/Alan/reader fic so I want to fulfill that somehow.
There's Blood On The Line: Alan shows Martin his knife kink.
The Dead Of Night: Dave, Martin, Andy and Alan rent a haunted house, thinking nothing that bad will happen. They are then cursed with horrific visions of harming each other.
Housewife: Teresa Conroy slander cuz fuck that bitch. It's also a songfic, and I have some other songfic ideas too.
Untitled fic where Dave and Alan are desperate to save a girl from some horrible situation. Might swap out Alan for Martin, or both Martin and Andy, or maybe all three. Obviously I'm still working on this shit lol
Drink Can Alter You: Martin gets fucked up at a strip club, takes a woman home, and fails miserably at having sex with her. Based on a Busta Rhymes skit and I don't really know how to end this story yet lol
The Meaning Of Love: It's 2010, Depeche Mode just had their reunion with Alan, and he and Martin try a relationship because they're not set for life unlike Dave or Andy are with their wives.
Untitled crossover where Depeche Mode face off Genesis in Family Feud
Untitled fic where Martin has a threesome with Alan and Dave, and then Andy gets upset for being left out so they all do BDSM shit to Martin as payback or some shit idk this was my first attempt at writing a DM fic okay 😂
So yeah… suggestions are always appreciated too 😊
I actually love photos of Depeche Mode in their debut era because Dave, Martin and Andy are always like 😊😁🤪 and then you have Vince over there like 😡
Like Vince wyd 😂
Thinking about that time my boyfriend said Sweetest Perfection was a "weird song" so I lectured him about respecting Depeche Mode and then forced him to listen to Violator from start to finish
Not gonna lie though, the first time I listened to What's Your Name and heard the "p r e double t y" part I just started laughing 😂
when depeche mode said p r e double t y, i felt that shit on a personal level 👏😢