Alaric

Alaric Saltzman Father of Alex, Camereon, Xander, Haylee, Sydney, Jack, Lennox, Sabrina, September, and Charlotte Carter, Lydia and Beca's favorite uncle Jeremy and Damon's keeper

[momma-liv-parker]

…I know that.

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[alex-parker-saltzman-blog]

…Nothing.

[alaricundead-blog]

..Right. Okay.

[alex-parker-saltzman-blog]

That’s my mother you’re talking too.

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...What?

[beca--salvatore]

Yeah. That’s…uplifting.

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As long as you’re doing alright. --Yeah I know, sorry. Things are okay.

[beca--salvatore]

They’re okay. How are things with you?

[alaricundead-blog]

Yeah? They’re not any worse than usual.

[beca--salvatore]

Hey, Uncle Ric.

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How are things?

[beca--salvatore]

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--Hi, Beca.

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That isn’t helpful, Damon.

[lennox--saltzman]

–I don’t want to talk to you.

[alaricundead-blog]

Excuse me?

[charlotte-saltzman-deactivated2]

Well I’ll ask him when I get the chance. Yeah it’s I don’t know too complicated apparently but seeing as I have a boyfriend it’s not that complicated. Yeah Kai Parker. Aunt Bonnie hates him…or something. It can’t be that bad.

[alaricundead-blog]

Okay. You...I’m just gonna...pretend like I don’t know that...for my own sanity. Kai...Parker...great. I can’t say I really blame her. It probably isn’t...to everyone that isn’t me. I still don’t think it’s funny.

[momma-liv-parker]

–Ric. Hey.

[alaricundead-blog]

Hi, Liv. Didn’t think I’d be seeing you here anytime soon. 

[beca--salvatore]

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[lennox--saltzman]

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[momma-liv-parker]

Yeah, I caught that. 

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[charlotte-saltzman-deactivated2]

..He might not tell me anyway. But I’ll still ask. …Well. Haylee and Jack are arguing. Over nothing. And last night Xander and Freddie got into an argument, about…um..some girl I think. And it lasted for three hours and then they weren’t speaking..but they’re arguing again..right now.  And this guy, Kai keeps messing with my magic when I’m practicing with Bonnie. And he’s really annoying. …You’re really not going to tell me what he did? 

[alaricundead-blog]

He probably will, he’s a dick like that. They’re arguing over nothing...and a girl? Huh. --Kai? No, I’m not. I’d like to pretend for a few more hours that you don’t know what Damon will probably tell you eventually because he gets off on being mean to me.

[charlotte-saltzman-deactivated2]

I’ll ask Uncle Damon then. I’m….wavering on fine and annoyed. How are you? 

[alaricundead-blog]

...Great. I’m really looking forward to that. Why, what’s going on? I’m annoyed with your uncle, but other than that I guess I’m alright. 

[charlotte-saltzman-deactivated2]

…Okay.

[alaricundead-blog]

We can talk about something else. How are you?