just a ghost

♒ My name is Alaska. ♒ 23. INFP. They. Pansexual. I hate Spongebob. Currently watching: The walking dead

[kadzhi]

one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again

[ebibimanami-deactivated20191123]

oh my god why have i never seen this gif

[howdowormsreproduce]

AHHH SO CUTE AVGUMFGSLFJ

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november 2019

[meganraehill]

Fox by Sabrina.E on Flickr.

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[alaskatheghost]

good boi!!

[alaskatheghost]

kay um so why is my FUCKING tumblr in japanese and how the FUCK do i fix it? kthanks

[alaskatheghost]

SUCK MY NUTS

[alaskatheghost]

kay um so why is my FUCKING tumblr in japanese and how the FUCK do i fix it? kthanks

[richardmadens-archive]

David Tennant for Off Camera || 2019 photographed by Sam Jones.

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

if anyone needs cheering up here are some of the names of the seals at ireland’s seal rehab centre:

honourable mention to: el taco, wolverine, haggis, ham, nacho, and terry.

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

haggis, lord farquad, and…

marty the blob

[lemonade-drinking-ghost]

MARTY THE BLOB

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this is the most important thing i have seen all my life

[halftruthsandhyperbole]

Today I learned

[ouijubell]

Free Audiobooks and Ebooks on OVERDRIVE.

Free Graphic Novels (DC, Marvel, Image, etc), Music, TV shows, and music on HOOPLA.

Free music that you can KEEP on FREEGAL

You are PAYING for all this with your tax money - USE THEM. Most likely systems will have all 3 or 2 out of 3, so if you aren’t sure call your local library’s reference/information desk and how you can get set-up or started.

[horrorinthegraveyard]

Hey, highkey from a library worker: 

Overdrive has a new mobile app called LIBBY I find it easier to use.  It’s the same content as Overdrive just better for mobile.  Overdrive and Libby both let you send items to your kindle as well.  

[tusks-and-tonics-deactivated202]

Can confirm Overdrive is amazing. 

I work in the largest library system in my state (17 branches in total).

I use it not only for ebooks, but movies as well.

Other FREE resources to check with your library for are:

Freegal Music (download and keep music, including current music)

Hoopla Digital (borrow ebooks, e-audiobooks, e-graphic novels, stream movies)

Kanopy (stream movies; also available on Roku!)

Axis360 (usually hot or just released ebooks)

If you don’t have a library card…

GET ONE!

If someone says libraries are a thing of the past…

BOOP THEM IN THE NOSE WITH YOUR KINDLE!

Don’t discount libraries as “quiet” places. 

THEY ARE ALIVE!!!

THEY ARE LOUD!!!

THEY ARE YOUR DOORWAYS TO KNOWLEDGE!!

[kirkaut]

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[mycountryliving]

[cybergata]

Sandra Dee Lutheran

[cheerbitch96]

Lost in the sauce

[babyanimalgifs]

“Yaaaay! Stella is coming out to play with m—“ 🍂🍁 

Video by @dognamedstella

[ifitaintbaroque]

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

[ifitaintbaroque]

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

[ifitaintbaroque]

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

[ifitaintbaroque]

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

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please give us updates

[ifitaintbaroque]

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

[ifitaintbaroque]

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

[antique-scarecrow]

op will not die of natural causes

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