Alchemic Tea

Belgian girl, 23y, lving in Lisbon. Collecting funny stuff around the net. Former /jothih

[valerie-an]

my friend and i encountered this bun today… her name is snow white… i cannot believe… #blessed

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[baskquiat-a]

Yes Ron cover your boobs because you’re a girl

[kitsune-tails]

He’s also wearing a shirt

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(via This is why I have trust issues)

[redditfront]

*Stabs with Toothpick* - via http://ift.tt/1q1xTS3

[hirohamada]

current mood: babies by van gogh

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[dutchster]

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[megustamemes]

Japan does pranks right

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

what kind of prank is this how did they get a fucking dinosaur

[romy7]

Sex in Video Games [Ω]

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up... by sneezing while wiping my ass

This whole sequence of events took place in less than 10 seconds. Reflexes, fuck you.

There’s a short, but in this case crucial moment, between wiping your ass and dropping the paper in the toilet bowl.

As I was wiping my ass, I sneezed. A slimy drop of snot landed on my upper lip and instinctively I put the paper I was holding, on my nose to wipe it off. My body’s way of saying “WTF bro, you put shit on your nose” was instant puking, which landed on my hands and in my lap. Now, I’m standing up, screaming out my disgust, with pants around my ankles, shit on my face and puke all over. Wife comes banging on the door, wondering what’s wrong. My instant thought is “she must never know”. In my stress, I reach for the door to ensure it’s locked, so that she can’t make any rescue attempts. Of course I trip, fall face first on the door. This doesn’t calm my wife, but leaves vomit all over the door and a hurting nose, which I instinctively grab to acknowledge the pain. It’s all a mess, like taken from a xxx-rated version of Faulty Towers

Been spending the last half hour showering, cleaning the bathroom and making up half ass explanations to my wife.

I still smell the shit in my nose.

Check out more TIFUs: Internet`s best fuck ups are here.

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18 Ridiculous News Stories About Serious Crimes

We show you the news headlines so funny we forgot the crimes were very, very serious in this funny Smosh gallery!

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His Dad Dressed Him Up Like A Leprechaun And The Results Are Hilarious

This little guy is up to no good!

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