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[alessblogname1]

hello tumblr

shes back 😈😈

tumblr, i have decided to come back and inform you about the good news and to show you my new cats from the streets that ive declared ownership on. 

[alessblogname1]

nvm ac too lazy to export snaps see u next year 

[alessblogname1]

hello tumblr

shes back 😈😈

tumblr, i have decided to come back and inform you about the good news and to show you my new cats from the streets that ive declared ownership on. 

[alessblogname1]

the mrs just told me she wants another kid

#seeking retirement # rip that pussy

[transphilza]

AFFIRMATIONS

[transphilza]

[corgette]

@alessblogname1

[alessblogname1]

I'm getting fomo pls be mindful

[alessblogname1]

Tumblr I am back

#kneel #suckmytoes

[cnnamonrolls]

CONGRATS ON 300 WHAT OMG JDHCOSNXKXHSKXJKXMX

for the askssss: [🍁] cym

KAN!!! HI THANK YOU <3 ITS BEEN A WHILE SHFSKFH hwoar eu

ooooh okay this is going to be a *short* one but:

espresso // you

mocha // @alessblogname1

frappe // @vraecchio

yeahhhhhhh thats all coffees i can think of. shortest cym ive ever done 💀

[ 300 follower celebration! ]

[alessblogname1]

this is true I would be a mocha

[alessblogname1]

hi besties so i was sitting on my bed eating my mangos and salt and i was like "man this sh is bussin but yk somethings missing" and so i was like "yk what would good to listen to while eati g salt and mangos? friends by chase atlantic." so then i open my spotify then went to one of my playlists to listen to friends. and so when i found it i put it on repeat and start chomping down on my mangos and salt. after a while i deciddd to scroll thru my playlist to see the other songs and then i thought "man i really put this one song on repeat infront of all these other songs." like yk how offensive that is to them? thats basically like gojng to a shakeys, gojng up to the counter and screaming "pizza hut is better" and then spitting on tip jar. its like that but 100x worse. and like what am i supposed to do now? ibe been putting songs on repeat for the longest time. and all the other songs cant do anything else but watch wondering if theyll ever be good enough to be put on repeat. and what about all those songs ive skipped on shuffle play???? im gonna cry. that like going up to someone on the street and going "i hate ur face, you look bad, you stink bad and you sound bad." and then moving on to the next person and saying "man ur so amazing and talented and everything about is scrumptious and id talk about you all day cause ur that good" and theyre forced to witness it all. anyways the mangos and salt were bussin tho 🤞 10/10 lets get the bill

[linniely]

This is so relatable wtf💀 girl pls ur very slayful🤺

Also, Mangos w salt, gotta try that thx for the idea🤌

[alessblogname1]

yes thank you this is true i am very slayful and full of all things slay

[alessblogname1]

NOT THE KINKY MFS ON TIKTOK THIRSTING OVER RONALD FROM SIS VS BRO 💀💀

[alessblogname1]

if the multiverse is real i wanna discover naur in each and everyone of them

naur forever 🥺🤞

[alessblogname1]

SLOVE URSLELF

for all the time that you slayed on my slarade, and all the slubs you get it slaying my name ☹

you think you broke my sleart of girl for goodness slay, you think im slaying on my own well i aint 😞

and i didnt wanna slay a slong, cause i didnt want anyone slaying i still slay, i dont but you still slay my slone up😒🤧

and slaby ill be slaying on, and i think slould be slomthin' i dont wanna slay back, slaybe you should slay that 🙄

my slama dont slay you and she slay everyone, and i never slayed to admit that i slayed 😜

and ive been so slayed up in my slob, didnt slee whats slaying on on, by now i know im better slaying on my own 😌🤑

cause if you slike the way you slay that much, oh baby you should go and slay yourself 🤨👀

andnif you think that im still slaying on to slomthing, you should go and slay youslelf 🙈👹

but when slold me that you slated my friends, the only sloblem was with you and not them 👎

and everytime you slayed me opslayon was slong, and tried to slake me slorget where i slayed from 🤙🤙

and i didnt wanna slay a slong, cause i didnt want anyone slaying i still slay i dont but you still slay my slone up 🦵

and i didnt wanna slay a slong, cause i didnt want anyone slaying i still slay, i dont but you still slay my slone up😒🤧

and slaby ill be slaying on, and i think slould be slomthin' i dont wanna slay back, slaybe you should slay that 🙄

my slama dont slay you and she slay everyone, and i never slayed to admit that i slayed 😜

and ive been so slayed up in my slob, didnt slee whats slaying on on, by now i know im better slaying on my own 😌🤑

cause if you slike the way you slay that much, oh baby you should go and slay yourself 🤨👀

andnif you think that im still slaying on to slomthing, you should go and slay youslelf 🙈👹

for all the times that you slayed me feel slall, i slell inslove now i slayed nothing at all 😪

i never slelt so slow and i was slayable, was i a slool to let you slay down my slalls? 🤨🤨🤔

cause if you slike the way you slay that much, oh baby you should go and slay yourself 🤨👀

andnif you think that im still slaying on to slomthing, you should go and slay youslelf 🙈👹

tag someone who slays 🤕🤧😞

[alessblogname1]

ykw i am a hater.

to my core i am a hater.

but yk what i hate the most??? SLOW WALKERS. like jesus mfing christ why tf d you feel the need to walk so incredibly slow. dont you mfs have somewhere to be?? and now i have to awkwardly walk behind and i cant just go past them cause that would be rude or some sh. but please for the love of god. WALK FASTER bc i cannot go on like this any longer.

ty <3

[alessblogname1]

istg man the mfs that have a thing for elastigirl are always the ones that got all the kinks. prove me wrong.

[alessblogname1]

in avi we trust

[alessblogname1]

its been a year daddy...

i really really miss you..🥺🥺

[alessblogname1]

hi besties so i was sitting on my bed eating my mangos and salt and i was like "man this sh is bussin but yk somethings missing" and so i was like "yk what would good to listen to while eati g salt and mangos? friends by chase atlantic." so then i open my spotify then went to one of my playlists to listen to friends. and so when i found it i put it on repeat and start chomping down on my mangos and salt. after a while i deciddd to scroll thru my playlist to see the other songs and then i thought "man i really put this one song on repeat infront of all these other songs." like yk how offensive that is to them? thats basically like gojng to a shakeys, gojng up to the counter and screaming "pizza hut is better" and then spitting on tip jar. its like that but 100x worse. and like what am i supposed to do now? ibe been putting songs on repeat for the longest time. and all the other songs cant do anything else but watch wondering if theyll ever be good enough to be put on repeat. and what about all those songs ive skipped on shuffle play???? im gonna cry. that like going up to someone on the street and going "i hate ur face, you look bad, you stink bad and you sound bad." and then moving on to the next person and saying "man ur so amazing and talented and everything about is scrumptious and id talk about you all day cause ur that good" and theyre forced to witness it all. anyways the mangos and salt were bussin tho 🤞 10/10 lets get the bill

[corgette]

man youre really going thru it 😣😣😣 i hope you were able to figure it out 😞😞😞

[alessblogname1]

can you call by chance? 🤞💥

[alessblogname1]

hi besties so i was sitting on my bed eating my mangos and salt and i was like "man this sh is bussin but yk somethings missing" and so i was like "yk what would good to listen to while eati g salt and mangos? friends by chase atlantic." so then i open my spotify then went to one of my playlists to listen to friends. and so when i found it i put it on repeat and start chomping down on my mangos and salt. after a while i deciddd to scroll thru my playlist to see the other songs and then i thought "man i really put this one song on repeat infront of all these other songs." like yk how offensive that is to them? thats basically like gojng to a shakeys, gojng up to the counter and screaming "pizza hut is better" and then spitting on tip jar. its like that but 100x worse. and like what am i supposed to do now? ibe been putting songs on repeat for the longest time. and all the other songs cant do anything else but watch wondering if theyll ever be good enough to be put on repeat. and what about all those songs ive skipped on shuffle play???? im gonna cry. that like going up to someone on the street and going "i hate ur face, you look bad, you stink bad and you sound bad." and then moving on to the next person and saying "man ur so amazing and talented and everything about is scrumptious and id talk about you all day cause ur that good" and theyre forced to witness it all. anyways the mangos and salt were bussin tho 🤞 10/10 lets get the bill

[alessblogname1]

yk you can turn off anon asks so you know whos sending you stuff right

i literally dont even know what an anon is