✨it‘s probably sarcasm✨

✨😻AA23😻 ✨ AP1 and JD27 Bridgerton, Percy Jackson, Spatort semi regularly goes insane about shows from the 90s and stationary (Chris, she/ her, 30) (SV5 & OP81 & EO31 & YT22) follow himbo-buckley for Bridgerton stuff

[alexalblondo]

microdosing on cleaning my apartment by going through my tumblr likes

[indianapolis500]

i can never escape

[indianapolis500]

🙄

[indianapolis500]

👍

[autistic-danieljackson]

Listen Daniel’s involvement with the Stargate program makes total sense but also it’s so funny to think about him being part of a field team. Like “hi we’re SG-1, arguably the most famous warriors in the galaxy. Our team consists of a war vet, an Air Force captain, a high ranking rebel of the people we’re fighting, oh and also we gave this archaeologist a gun.”

[sg1]

Stargate SG-1, 02.13 Spirits

[luke-thompsons]

#of course they are friends

[achesspiece]

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

[homunculus-argument]

Sometimes tumblr posts have people talking in the tags like "oh at first I thought that OP meant [the point and meaning that OP very clearly and obviously meant] and for a minute I was really confused!" and I have to pause to contemplate like. First of all what the fuck is the second interpretation you went out of your way to find. Second of all have you perhaps ever signed legal documents that have "confusion" written as your primary state of residence.

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[jae-felidae]

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

[woman-respecter]

say the line, everyone

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[h0lyshift]

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

[melyzard]

Did you know that soda machines at restaurants and movie theaters spy on you? That most common new cars now record your sexual preferences and send it to the manufacturer (and also data about anyone who also gets in your car, walks by your car, and maybe happens to be within visual range of your car)? That grocery stores are trying to force customers to download an app to scan barcodes on shelves instead of putting up prices, so the app can scan the phone, decide how much that customer should be squeezed for, and adjust the price? That more and more innocent people are being sent to jail for crimes committed hundreds of miles away because an AI facial recognition algorithm spit their faces out and the cops didn't bother to do the most basic of checks?

I am not uptight about privacy because I'm hiding something. I'm uptight about it because the people who dismiss my right to privacy are dangerous to you and me and our families, personally, all the time.

And often, they are assholes, too.

[sssssssim]

[drdalias]

this is exactly how this conversation went

[langernameohnebedeutung]

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Ich kann das nicht. Nicht noch mal.

[alexalblondo]

Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis

Sara, komm schlafen und kuscheln und so

[miasanmuller]

"you can't ill-wish footballers you dislike that's immoral and unsportsmanlike" i hope cristiano ronaldo dies of heat stroke during the world cup

[zendayamybabe]

🐞 a ladybug for everyone who needs good luck