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microdosing on cleaning my apartment by going through my tumblr likes

#of course they are friends

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

homunculus-argument

Sometimes tumblr posts have people talking in the tags like "oh at first I thought that OP meant [the point and meaning that OP very clearly and obviously meant] and for a minute I was really confused!" and I have to pause to contemplate like. First of all what the fuck is the second interpretation you went out of your way to find. Second of all have you perhaps ever signed legal documents that have "confusion" written as your primary state of residence.

bigandlong

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

jae-felidae

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

woman-respecter

say the line, everyone

galaxywarp

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

h0lyshift

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

melyzard

Did you know that soda machines at restaurants and movie theaters spy on you? That most common new cars now record your sexual preferences and send it to the manufacturer (and also data about anyone who also gets in your car, walks by your car, and maybe happens to be within visual range of your car)? That grocery stores are trying to force customers to download an app to scan barcodes on shelves instead of putting up prices, so the app can scan the phone, decide how much that customer should be squeezed for, and adjust the price? That more and more innocent people are being sent to jail for crimes committed hundreds of miles away because an AI facial recognition algorithm spit their faces out and the cops didn't bother to do the most basic of checks?

I am not uptight about privacy because I'm hiding something. I'm uptight about it because the people who dismiss my right to privacy are dangerous to you and me and our families, personally, all the time.

And often, they are assholes, too.