✨it‘s probably sarcasm✨

✨😻AA23😻 ✨ AP1 and JD27 Bridgerton, Percy Jackson, Spatort semi regularly goes insane about shows from the 90s and stationary (Chris, she/ her, 30) (SV5 & OP81 & EO31 & YT22) follow himbo-buckley for Bridgerton stuff

[alexalblondo]

microdosing on cleaning my apartment by going through my tumblr likes

[allpinkandgoldandglittering]

Coulson, Trip and Fitzsimmons: fighting for their lives against a light absorbing guy with only the powers of light and friendship

Skye: realising that she kissed and is trapped in an underground bunker in the middle of the Canadian wilderness with a murderous nazi

Meanwhile May: hey Mom pls can you pick me up I lost the kids in the divorce

[agentsofshieldlove]

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[thomas-mvller]

Reminder that crispino rinoldi wasn't given the clear from his lawsuit because he's innocent, he got away with it because the woman who accused him unfortunately used evidence from an informal source thus it was inadmissible. Plus you can't excuse the fact that they signed an agreement to prevent both from discussing the situation (if he's innocent then why would he?), her deciding to go public after the metoo movement AND THEN him and his legal team deciding to avoid stepping into the united states for nearly a DECADE to avoid being arrested. Had he been innocent he would've simply cooperated and submitted to interrogation and yet he refused nor he wouldn't have signed an agreement to not talk about it.

[stargatesource]

STARGATE SG-1 || “Window Of Opportunity” 4.06

[race-week]

[veilkeeper]

we need block appeal on this site i need to be able to argue my merit to people who hate me for one (1) thing i said so that i can reblog their good posts

[veilkeeper]

me, kneeling before the person who blocked me: please, god king, ruler of these sacred lands, i do not even know your quarrel with me, but i humbly request the ability to reblog your joke posts once more

the person who blocked me: your takes on solavellan displeased me.

me: twas mere frustration! a criticism of those unhinged few, liege. i have no quarrel with the likes of you, and wish only to show fealty by reblogging your meta posts with the tag "scrumptious", or perhaps even "SOOOOOOO TRUE!"

the person who blocked me: alas, this is a sin that i cannot forgive you for. leave these lands and never return, for your ilk are not welcome here.

me: very well. then you understand i must reply to your slight in kind.

the person who blocked me: aye. such as it must be.

me, hitting the block button on the way out: may our paths never cross again, warmonger.

[veilkeeper]

this is the funniest possible outcome of this post

[alexalblondo]

Formula 1: nothing happens for 60 laps. 5 cars DNF.

Formula E: everything happens for 35 laps. No DNF.

[alexalblondo]

Indycar: the race has 500 laps. The race has 75 laps. The race has 200 laps. Everything happens. We cut to commercial. Nothings happens. We cut to commercial. There is no timing screens. More cars finish than started.

[depsidase]

[achillesinhighheels]

[elethart]

Finally some quality content in my portfolio

[seaemberthesecond]

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

[henstomper]

i think the whole Having A Job thing would be less bad if people in management positions were capable of planning and abstract thought

[wulfhalls]

u ever get a new follower and think. well this isnt gonna last

[hatecauldron]

and you do have to laugh at how hard the universe is working to prevent malukas from winning a race

[alexalblondo]

Christian Lundgaard: *winning the race*

Everyone else in Indycar coming round the last lap: