If It Flies, It Dies

(temporary icon) Hey I'm Alexandra Oxton, um...Lena wanted me to make a blog for some reason. So um...talk with me I guess? (Overwatch oc)

[speaksworld]

IM ALIVE MAH DUDES -Alexandra Oxton

Hey gamer, how’s it going~Anony cobalt xoxo

[alexandraoxton-speaks]

Roadhog got nerfed

I'm fucking great

[alexandraoxton-speaks]

Osira

What????

[orisa-speaks]

Yes? May I be of assistance?

[alexandraoxton-speaks]

Yeah there’s a a gigantic problem *serious face*

[orisa-speaks]

Please state the emergency and I shall make my attempt at ending it.

[alexandraoxton-speaks]

The problem is *sheds a manly tear as she puts her hand on Orisa’s arm* You’re too precious for this world

[orisa-speaks]

It is understandable that I am considered precious, for I am a one of a kind omnic, by why is it a problem?

[alexandraoxton-speaks]

Oh Orisa *sheds another tear* If only you knew

[alexandraoxton-speaks]

Osira

What????

[orisa-speaks]

Yes? May I be of assistance?

[alexandraoxton-speaks]

Yeah there’s a a gigantic problem *serious face*

[orisa-speaks]

Please state the emergency and I shall make my attempt at ending it.

[alexandraoxton-speaks]

The problem is *sheds a manly tear as she puts her hand on Orisa's arm* You're too precious for this world

[alexandraoxton-speaks]

Osira

What????

[orisa-speaks]

Yes? May I be of assistance?

[alexandraoxton-speaks]

Yeah there's a a gigantic problem *serious face*

[alexandraoxton-speaks]

Osira

What????

[1-upbunny]

“You can make anything with the right items” — Rosaline Sparks, an oc for a game idea. I love her.

[alexandraoxton-speaks]

Cuttttttttie!

[alexandraoxton-speaks]

I have 99 problems and GETTING HOOKED IS EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE.

[bastion-speaks]

😨😨😨

[alexandraoxton-speaks]

I'm going to soak in that Roadhog nerf

[alexandraoxton-speaks]

I have 99 problems and GETTING HOOKED IS EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE.

[usedtobemercylmao]

Hey Dr. Ziegler, got anything for a chemical burn? -Alex

For now, I can ask that you rinse and clean the burn area. If the size, small, wrap it up so it will not get infected. Also depending on the type of burn, dermal or ocular, topical antibiotic therapy is recommended. Or for hydrofluoric acid burns Calcium or magnesium salts are the best used. There are other ways to treat it, but what type of chemical burn did you get?

[alexandraoxton-speaks]

….*processing the information for a moment* Um, a sort of…mercury acid. But don’t worry! I made sure to dull down the poisonous content! *shows Angela the burn area* Its looks bad but it just stings.

[usedtobemercylmao]

Okay, just continue to watch it and if anything else happens let me know.

[alexandraoxton-speaks]

*nods* Okay, thank you Ms. Ziegler

[rppanda]

Ask my Muse about their bodies and minds!

💄 - How do you feel about makeup, would you/do you wear it?

♀ - How feminine are you?

♂ - How masculine are you?

💓 - What’s your sex?

💎 - What is your sexuality?

🎈 - What’s your gender?

🔑 - Do you kin with anyone/anything?

❤️ - Are you currently in love? If so, who are you in love with?

💕 - Have you ever thought of sex/gender change?

🏵 - Where are the sensitive spots on your body?

🍓 - Where is it okay for friends to touch?

🍒 - Where is it okay for lovers to touch?

🍄 - Where is it okay for strangers to touch?

🌸 - How much flattery can you take before catching a crush?

🌈 - What makes you happy?

🌪 - Do you have depressing thoughts? If so, what are the scariest?

💅 - How do you feel about nail polish, would you/do you wear it?

👒 - Don’t be shy, what’s your personal style?

🦉 - What’s your Secret Mirror Act when no one else is looking? Do you make faces? Do you dance? Do you check yourself out?

🐦 - What do/would you post to your social media?

🍭 - Describe your perfect partner. Head to toe. Flaw to feature.

🍩 - How do you feel about yourself?

[ask-shotglass-blog]

I can’t find my tablets pen so LETS DO THESE UNTIL I CAN DRAW REPLIES

[askgirlybendy]

//Send the whole question please!

[murasakinohoshi]

Post a gif of the Mun and Muses Relationship

[splatteredmelodies-deactivated2]

[thedarlingdevil-blog]

[askmedicbendy]

[ask-semihuman-bendy]

[alexandraoxton-speaks]

[kawaii-blogger-sam-deactivated2]

IF YOU'RE NOT CHICKEN... REBLOG THIS & SEE WHAT PEOPLE RATE YOU!!!

[nut-extractor8k-deactivated2017]

1. Crazy 2. I’d marry you 3. I’d date you 4. Sarcastic 5. I miss you 6. I’d kiss you 7. Beautiful 8. Smart 9. Imaginative 10. Random 11. Jerk 12. Funny 13. Awesome 14. Amazing 15. Tough 16. Cute 17. I’d hit you with a bus 18. I love you 19. Weird 20. Friends forever 21. Marry me 22. You’re mine 23. I never want to lose you

No one calls me a chicken

[aph-bruh-deactivated20200116]

I’ll be seeing a lot of 17’s in my inbox

[ask-teacup]

Go nuts guys

[ask-the-glamorous-chai-cup-deac]

Would love to get asks ;)

[anonypinkmun]

@alexandraoxton-speaks HERE YA GO SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG

[alexandraoxton-speaks]

I LOVE IT! WORTH IT! 10/10 WOULD REQUEST AGAIN

[dennys]

[alexandraoxton-speaks]

I need this

[usedtobemercylmao]

Hey Dr. Ziegler, got anything for a chemical burn? -Alex

For now, I can ask that you rinse and clean the burn area. If the size, small, wrap it up so it will not get infected. Also depending on the type of burn, dermal or ocular, topical antibiotic therapy is recommended. Or for hydrofluoric acid burns Calcium or magnesium salts are the best used. There are other ways to treat it, but what type of chemical burn did you get?

[alexandraoxton-speaks]

....*processing the information for a moment* Um, a sort of...mercury acid. But don't worry! I made sure to dull down the poisonous content! *shows Angela the burn area* Its looks bad but it just stings.

[ashes-to-stars-blog]

Orisa does not quite compute your strange language, Bastion…

[alexandraoxton-speaks]

@bastion-speaks @orisa-speaks

[slothblog]

everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox 

[girlsbackhome]

i’M CRyING

[mathsturbation]

if you don’t keep your promise i swear to god

[mathsturbation]

i reblogged it less than an hour ago hOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT

[flaccid-dragon-dildo-deactivate]

already at 70000 notes? Doubt you will follow through this far after its started.

[flaccid-dragon-dildo-deactivate]

I POSTED THAT 30 FUCKING SECONDS AGO

[aokiseiun]

i cant believe youre still human

[netflixblog]

i wish i get gordon ramsay in my inbox

[alexandraoxton-speaks]

Boii, Ramsay me up