Professional Procrastinator

❌MDNI❌ • She/Her • lesbian • 26• Italian • Virgo Sun | Taurus Moon | Scorpio Rising

[reticent-vampire]

Do you now?

[jatersade]

My favorite thing about learning that the creators of blue eye samurai are a mixed race couple whose mixed race daughter inspired them to create the show is that it means they, like many parents, were like “what should we do if people are mean to her because she’s mixed race” and the answer was “well we probably can’t just let her kill them all. but wouldn’t that be nice”

[ittybittywavecat]

hnnnnn i love her sm

the tale of the ronin and the bride killed me

[liar-leth]

"London?"

clueless mizu my beloved

[phantom-shell]

Mizu, in every single episode, without fail:

[hastyprovocat]

Till the friction burns his cooch off

[exhausted-undead]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! blue eye samurai isn't related to christmas at all but pretend it is

referenced from frank leyendecker's "the dragon painter"

[mimzi03]

Loved her in Wuthering Heights

[lilspacewolfie]

⛧°.⋆༺ Spirit, Absinthe ༻⋆.°⛧

[paparaxote]

the odyssey of recollection

[nerdmutant2]

'i asked chat gpt', 'i asked gemini', well i asked the vampire armand and he said lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat

[possibly-a-possum]

is this anything?

[imogenkol]

[saintbowie]

the 👁️👁️ brothers

(they were asked to pose for a nice picture together)

[demigoddessqueens]

Person A who’s feeling flirtatious and teasing, meanwhile Person B has the existential crisis of being intimately known and craves more of the attention and affection

[lilith-and-baldursgate]

Gale: Ok If you bite it and you die that means it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die then it's venomous

Y/N: What if it bites me and it dies?

Gale: That means you're poisonous

Y/N: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Gale: That's correlation not causation

Y/N: What if it bites itself and I die?

Gale: It's Voodoo?

Y/N: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Astarion: That's kinky

[twistedgameswewrite]

I need to tear that man apart with my teeth(/pos)