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[alexmorganjfc]

Oh Alex, that cockiness never fails to surprise me. You still leave me stunned, but you’re right, they probably are lowkey in love with you. I’m surprised you managed to settle down with all that going on. Gabe must consider himself a lucky guy. You weren’t a little creepy, you were very creepy. I’m almost certain you stalked me, after all  - how else would you have discovered my home? You know, some marriages don’t always last, Alex. But then again, you’re a stubborn fucker and if you plan on staying with this guy then I’m pretty sure you’re the only one out of all of us that could make marriage work.

It’s a talent, it really is. Well, it’s quite simple, really --- I took the most attractive one out of the bunch, made him believe he was always in love with me, and convinced him to marry me. And that’s how love works, young one. When you’re older one day, you’ll do the same thing. It’s called investigating, Logan, not stalking. Get your facts straight. Do you doubt me? I’ll make sure this one never gets away; too bad he’s stuck with me forever now. 

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Gabe wanted to scold Alex for being so reckless with his money, this was how he had always been. They were supposed to be saving for their future, Alex was always talking about children, about all the things he wanted for them when the time came and Gabe was pretty damn sure Alex was going to need to start becoming the responsible adult a child needed in order for them to start making those choices. But he couldn’t be mad at him for this, this was amazing, it was perfect, maybe a little over the top but it didn’t matter, it meant a lot to him all the same. “You didn’t have to do this.” Gabe brushed his fingers against the sides of his fiancés face and sighed. “Now I can’t even be pissed at you. How can I compete with this? All I got you was a damn Batman suit.”

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“A damn Batman suit and you not being pissed at me anymore is all I’d ask for; you know I’m not picky --- not always, at least.” Alex grinned and leaned down again, pecking his lips with his hands running through his hair smoothly. “We’re gonna have to focus less on this sort of shit soon enough, Gabe, and focus on building a family. So shut the fuck up, let me spoil you before I can’t anymore and enjoy all the gifts I have for you. I don’t want to hear any more complaints from you anymore. Alright?” He pushed his hair back as he looked down at him; there might have been some teasing in his tone, but he was completely serious about his words. What’s gonna happen to over-the-top Valentine’s day once they’re focused on other essential things in their life? Not that Alex was complaining; he wanted nothing more than to look at a child --- their child. But these were the kind of things that Alex loved most about their relationship right now --- they got to do big things for each other, simply because it made the other happy. And to this day, nothing makes Alex’s day quite right better than Gabe’s smile. “I love you, and I only want to give you the best.”

[alexmorganjfc]

“Are you telling me that you purposely walked around the room just to trip over my flats? They’re quite worn out, yes, but if you wanted to tatter them some more, I would have been open to the possibility if you asked nicely. A day, oh how generous, but I believe that you just admitted to the witnesses around here that it was part of your scheme to almost hurt yourself, love. So I’m afraid that you’ll lose in court if you tried. I’ll be on your side though, as I reckon a few bruises from a little silk shoe’s ought to definitely get the jury rattled up. I’ll even consider helping you bribe the judge with a few girl lemon bars, homemade style. What a warm welcoming, I’m gleaming in sunshine and lollipops here with it. Ah, apologies, you can say that I overpacked. Shipped myself here a few towns over in London, and I practically brought my entire house in a few suitcases.”

“I did not think of that; but you know what, maybe I did. Maybe I wanted to purposely hurt myself on an object of yours just to sue you. You know, it’s a thing I do with every newcomer in this house. I get injured, I sue, and I take their money away from them. I might even make this my new career after the Valleys --- go around suing people for shit that wasn’t their fault. But hey, if you’re willing to be on my side, I suppose I won’t press charges for this. As long as you give me the lemon bars, we’re good. Only the warmest of welcomes from yours truly, minus the suing part. That so? For me, it’s just one suitcase and I’m all good to go.”

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“It’s what you get when you come to me looking like you’ve got a crisis then shovin’ two apps in my face. You’re an idiot, you know that? Ah, my boyfriend? Wasn’t aware I had one, Lex. If you’re referring to Braeden, however, you’re probably right. He’s got a heart of gold; he can love even the ugliest of creatures like yourself. I, on the other hand, clearly have no heart and not a single care for my baby brother. What were the options again?” 

“I do, I do --- I’m reminded of that little fact everyday by you. And choosing between two things, that is a real crisis! Alright, your not-boyfriend, let’s call him that. Either way, I am adopting him as part of this family. Clearly, there isn’t an ounce of love there. This app called Weed Firm, and the Kendall and Kylie game. Choose wisely.” 

[alexmorganjfc]

I can’t tell if you’re actually moping or not, but I found a bottle of chardonnay and I’m only willing to share if you actually need it. Be a doll and scoot over, now. Or you can watch me do my nails and read a magazine. Whatever floats your boat, I suppose. Just be sure to make yourself scarce when my date comes over.

Not moping, but deep in thought. And I’m thinking about important stuff, by the way, not things like how bummed out I’d be about missing out on flying cars in the future... just out of curiosity, though, don’t those things ever bum you out? You’ve got a date coming over? Well, I sincerely hope you’re not spending your time in this house; not exactly first date material. 

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“Oh, don’t trip over my – dance flats. I know, I know, I have small feet compared to the average being, but I didn’t think they’d be that unnoticeable on the ground. I reckon they must’ve dropped out of my bag while I was coming in here. They’re a little scuffed and ragged up because I’ve had them for a few years and they’re, well, expensive, so enough of those judging looks, gorgeous. Apologies, by the way, but your limbs look fine. It was barely a fall, perk up a ‘lil. If you do a little pirouette or - a whip, I’m sure they’ll be perfectly in tact.”

“I’ve tripped over your tiny dance flats with the possibility of almost hurting myself in a way. Let me take a day to think about whether I want to sue you or not, and then I’ll get back to you. Meanwhile, let me take this time to welcome you back --- even if we barely talked much before, but I do remember seeing your face around. I have to say, though, first day back and your shoes are already all over the place? Mind your manners, young lady.”

[alexmorganjfc]

Okay so if ever you choose to go camping at the start of the year, don’t. It was so god damn cold during the nights. But the plus side is that we learned some life skills and Logan now wants to join the Scouts so he can do more things like that. It was really cute when he got excited about starting a fire, but thoroughly put out when it started raining minutes later. 

How adorable, camping with your son? I assume you’re trying to make up for the lost time. 

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They hardly ever fell out, it was always quickly resolved by one of them worming their way back into the others good books. Gabe relaxed back against the pillows, letting his boyfriends fingers dance along his chest, something he did often - there wasn’t many moments they were together where Alex wasn’t putting his hands on him. He was used to it now. “Alex – wha – that must have cost…baby what? No, no you couldn’t have -” He swallowed hard before pulling the smaller man close and kissing him fiercely. 

He kissed back with a smile on his face; these days, nothing seemed to make him happier than to see Gabe happy. It’s why he always went for extravagant in his gifts to Gabe --- something that he knew would make him smile wide at Alex and make him excited about the fact that he’s the one he’d be spending the rest of his life with. Alex pulled back, so he could get a proper look at Gabe. “Don’t worry about how much it costs,” their faces remained in close proximity, Alex could feel the tip of his nose bump against his a few times. “It’s all yours now.”

[alexmorganjfc]

It might make me want to kick you in the nutsack, though. So don’t consider yourself completely in the clear. You fuckin’ forced yourself on me, mate. It’s like I didn’t even ask for this friendship, you just turned up on my doorstep one morning like the friend I never asked for. But I’m pretty glad I kept you around, you do come with some perks. Oh fuck off, you were worse than me. Actually you still are. Does Gabe know about your flirtatious habits? I can’t believe you’ve actually settled down, Alex fucking Morgan.

You say that now, but you won’t be able to upset me. I’m surrounded by people who are lowkey in love with me, Logie --- yourself included. The sooner you come to terms with that, the easier your life would be. What? I was only trying to be your friend because I could tell that you wanted to be mine. I may have been a little creepy as a kid, but that’s the real story. What flirtatious habits? I don’t know what you’re talking about; it’s the people around me who simply assume that I flirt wherever I go. Who would have thought that my first boyfriend would be my last?

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Humans don’t matter in the grand scheme of things, do they? Animals are much kinder. Well…I’ll admit, maybe I did let the oppurtunity slip through my fingers but he was also fucking one of my best friends at the time and..I don’t like getting between that kind of thing. So you’re saying you’d have to trick him into sleeping with me?! Wow I regret this conversation. I’m dead now. Not if I can trap you in there with us. I’m sure Gabe would help.

The only animal I’d rather spend my time with over a human being is a dog; I don’t know about you, but chilling with an elephant isn’t so great after spending more than ten minutes with one. Fair enough, but I think if it was just sex, she wouldn’t be all that bitter about it. Besides, one look at you and your body would make him forget about anyone else he’s slept with. I don’t have to do anything! All I can do is lowkey let him know you’re interested, and he’d be all over it in a second. Are you trying to use my fiancé against me, Duke?

[alexmorganjfc]

“Have I ever told you about mine and dad’s little secret? You see– one night, when you were just learning to walk, you stumbled your way right to the front porch and down just two steps. The blow to your head wasn’t that bad, so Dad didn’t take you to the hospital or anything. However, it was bad enough for Dad to make it a point that I not tell Mum. and clearly bad enough to fuck up your brain.” 

“Is this what I get when I come here seeking help from my sister? Lesson well learned; next time, I’ll go ask your boyfriend. God knows he must love me more than you do. You should keep him around. Now, are you going to answer my question? You know how indecisive I get, and there’s nothing to do around here.”

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“Christ, I thought you were going to say that you were dying or something, my heart nearly dropped. Is it possible to add friends on the Kendall and Kylie app? If so, I say we start at the same time, attain the A-list title, and run the hollywood life together. It sounds like a win-win situation to me.”

“Don’t you worry, Braeden, I plan to live a long and not so healthy life --- you’ll hear from me still by the time I’m 70. Hm, minor miscalculation, Brae --- there always has to be top dog; there’s no team work in Hollywood. Don’t you see all these boy bands and girl groups breaking up? So yeah, we can become superstars together --- but you can be in the lower A-list, and I’ll be on the top. Sounds good to me.”

[alexmorganjfc]

Kendall and Kylie all the way because If you hack it, it’s a blast.

Well, now you’re gonna have to tell me how to hack it before you can convince me on that. 

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Are you saying that wasn’t your first time? Burning the stove, I mean? Can’t seem to control your flame, huh? I think you can do anything, Alex. Oh- make sure to include a little Roman special on your menu for me, yeah? A puppy. Alex Morgan thinks of me, ol’ Roman, as a puppy. That’s.. the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me. Don’t worry, I’ve got pumpkin spice scented candles that are just waiting to be burnt. Alex, I grew up with the sun on my back and if there was ever a cloudy sky in Brazil I was cold. What’s got you so set on Russia? But..– fine. But you’re buying me a big warm coat. 

I’m afraid the rumors are true, Roman Costas --- I’m not the best in the kitchen. Should have taken that as a lesson when I was 13, and when my cookies blew up in the oven. Yet here I am, still attempting to convince myself that I can actually make something edible. And progress is evident! Just a few weeks ago, I prepared an entire plate of chicken nuggets on my own. You are a little pup, I bet all the women around here are melting at the sight of those big brown eyes. Don’t you worry your little bum, Roman, I’m certain you wouldn’t die in the cold. Besides, you can get used to it! Or, you know, you can just stay indoors. 

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