Southern Belle

A debutante can slice your throat without disturbing her pearls.

[wtvrmason-blog]

This is just– how my face looks, to be honest. Guess I’m just a bit tired after a long flight. Be a doll? God, that’s such an unpleasant phrase– be a doll. I’m moving, I’m moving. As much as I’d love to giggle with you over gossip while you paint your nails pink and get giddy about your date coming over, there’s a game on the telly that needs my attention. If you think I’m moving at all tonight, you are incredibly delusional, Kenz. 

[miss-kenzied]

Ah, yes the broody look girls swoon over. The little furrowed eyebrows mixed with a pout. Gives you a nice wounded animal look. Oh c’mon, Mas. You know you love gossiping with me, don’t lie. Is a game really as important as I am? Or are you just avoiding me?

[valenciahi-blog]

There’s these cups that i found hidden in the back of the cupboards actually. I’m guessing it’s embroidered with diamonds, although I’m not necessarily an expert on jewels. It did seem like my fingerprints were the first to lay a touch on the precious thing though. You’d be surprised as to what’s behind the midst of things around here. I bet if I whip it out for you to poor your bottle, you’ll feel like you’re dining in royalty. You know, pampered for your date and all. Is he staying over or will you guys be going out? 

[miss-kenzied]

Diamonds? You think they’d keep diamonds in a place like this? Oh, whatever I’ve already had enough wine to not care if the gems are real or not. Hmm we better be going out. If he asked me out only to hang out here, he’ll find his ass on the curb very soon.

[miss-kenzied]

I can’t tell if you’re actually moping or not, but I found a bottle of chardonnay and I’m only willing to share if you actually need it. Be a doll and scoot over, now. Or you can watch me do my nails and read a magazine. Whatever floats your boat, I suppose. Just be sure to make yourself scarce when my date comes over.

[braedenchase-deactivated2021011]

Depends what your definition of fun is, don’t you think? A whole new house, a whole new mystery of things to “explore.” Ah, right, I’m the foreigner here. I believe that I’ve yet to be complimented on my accent, but how sweet, my heart is practically melting by the second. 

[miss-kenzied]

Personally, I find many thing fun but I doubt they have horseback riding available to us here. Just lots of tequila. I am as well, don’t worry. British people are always fascinated by a Southern accent. Would you prefer I complimented you on something else?

[shewolfwrites-deactivated201607]

[stfu--gabe]

Just my fiance? Not that I have 3 jobs more than him, outside of this place, or anything. No, my children will have the cushion of financial stability I just hope they don’t take it for granted. Spoilt or not I hope they don’t turn out to be dicks.

[miss-kenzied]

You have four jobs and you’re wasting your time here? Odd. Well, that’s not entirely up to you now is it? No matter how spoiled they may or may not be, their personalities will form themselves. You’d be surprised how many of the less wealthy people I went to school with still tried to pull some elitist nonsense.

[lauraryxn]

Have you ever been by Erica Clarke’s house parties? She throws them every two weeks.  That or you might be aware of her cosmetic company around there. But will it be enough to numb us of those around - that is the real consideration. Count me in on that one, trip to New York yes? I think a shopping trip and a night out would be splendid. 

[miss-kenzied]

I believe I have. She’s the one with all the fur carpets, right? My mama loves her lipsticks, it’s all she wears. I haven’t been to New York in ages, that sounds delightful. For now, I think we can put some energy into dominating this house, don’t you think? Ooh, count me in.

[artillery-blade-master]

Send a 💬 to hear how my muse feels about yours.

[lauraryxn]

Someone had  to bring it around here and most of them seem as alive as the dead. I think I’d get a kick out of the fumes in my nail polish before the people around here. Yes actually, I have an aunt in Houston, one who tends to throw parties and gets the family name around. News to me but it would explain why so many here are practically dead, they’re not eating. When does the garbage men come to collect the bodies?

[miss-kenzied]

I’m fairly certain I’ve met you at some sort of shindig there. You need not worry about any nail polish fumes, there’s about a year’s worth of liquor stored around this place. ‘Fraid we’d have to deal with them but if that ever happens, I’ll be on the first plane out of here.

[lauraryxn]

A year and a half later and Eleanor Clarke has made it to The Valleys - I don’t know if I should feel blessed or insulted because this is not what I signed up for. It’s like the half way house to death, honestly - You all need a pick me-up. Unfortunately for you, my stash was taken and sadly for me, my second stash was discovered. Who would have thought the sniffer dogs would smell pass the pure blissfulness of Chanel number five.  Now, you can stand there and look as dull as the Starbucks boy who simply can’t heat a chai latte to two hundred and eleven degrees or else you can pick your jaw off the ground and get things alive around here. Where’s the cook? I brought extra ingredients and with the waist line of some around here I’m sure they wouldn’t turn away a delicious batch of brownies no matter what is in them. 

[miss-kenzied]

Finally, someone with a little kick in their ass. Eleanor Clarke...That name rings a bell. Were you ever gallivanting about Texas with your Chanel number five? Darlin’ haven’t you heard? There’s no cook.

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[missnatalieyoun-blog]

“You may not be the smartest of people that I’ve met, but you’re certainly not dumb enough to actually think I care what it is you do or don’t prefer to hear either. Don’t even; no child of hers would ever be as odious as you. The only reason that how she views you hasn’t changed is because she’s unaware of the fact that you have. -Because I can assure you that if I ever told her half the shit you said to me or the boys, you would not be hearing pleasantries coming from her lips. I’m the self-righteous one? Okay, that’s adorable; honestly. They ought to mean something considering that you would know better then anyone that they’re not empty. I was having fun until your negative energy took over the air I was attempting to breathe and made me want to vomit.”

[miss-kenzied]

“Is it really considered dumb if I already know how to piss you off? ‘Odious’ boy, you’re sure actin’ like you’ve got something to prove. Sure, sure. Except I know your mama is capable of forming her own opinions. Your petty ass shouldn’t interfere with that. All I’m hearing from you is a whole lot of chirping that means absolutely nothing to me. If you’re going to vomit, I’d suggest aiming for your own outfit- It might  make it more appealing.”

[missnatalieyoun-blog]

“You may not be the smartest of people that I’ve met, but you’re certainly not dumb enough to actually think I care what it is you do or don’t prefer to hear either. Don’t even; no child of hers would ever be as odious as you. The only reason that how she views you hasn’t changed is because she’s unaware of the fact that you have. -Because I can assure you that if I ever told her half the shit you said to me or the boys, you would not be hearing pleasantries coming from her lips. I’m the self-righteous one? Okay, that’s adorable; honestly. They ought to mean something considering that you would know better then anyone that they’re not empty. I was having fun until your negative energy took over the air I was attempting to breathe and made me want to vomit.”

[miss-kenzied]

“Is it really considered dumb if I already know how to piss you off? ‘Odious’ boy, you’re sure actin’ like you’ve got something to prove. Sure, sure. Except I know your mama is capable of forming her own opinions. Your petty ass shouldn’t interfere with that. All I’m hearing from you is a whole lot of chirping that means absolutely nothing to me. If you’re going to vomit, I’d suggest aiming for your own outfit- It might  make it more appealing.”

[elliegtg]

I wouldn’t say it’s quaint, far from it actually. Though, I guess as the infamous saying goes— to each, their own. Can’t say I had the pleasure of meeting you before.

[miss-kenzied]

Hmm probably not. I think you might have been busy raising your baby. Seems like more of a proper use of your time than being a reality tv star.

[stfu--gabe]

Geez, I hope my kids never turn out like that.

[miss-kenzied]

You hope your kids don’t have the privilege and cushion of financial stability that so many don’t have? Nice. Also, your fiance is rich, so I don’t think your opinion matters because they’d be spoiled anyways.

[dongwookss]

[miss-kenzied]