Your Local Muse - Exploring Humanity

(This is a "Don't Feed the Muse/Happy Meat Farms RP/Ask blog. Please send as many asks as you like). Hello. 🖤I am a "Muse" who also goes by "Alice". Since I've completed my purpose, I have nothing else to do. The concept of humanity is fascinating to me. So naturally I decided to do a "human thing" and create this blog.🖤

[alice-the-muse]

Boredom

I find myself rather bored. What do you humans do to cure your boredom? I don't believe there are many wrong answers to this question.

[derekderekderekdereks]

For me I wonder how does tickling yourself work I doodle and mess around with stuff

[alice-the-muse]

Interesting. I heard humans like to ponder and draw a lot. Also thank for you the uh, unique photograph.

[derekderekderekdereks]

IK ALSO MY MUSE IS FAT AND CRUSHED MY FRIEND HE ACTS LIKE A CAT

[alice-the-muse]

I hope your muse knows it’s not built to be a lapdog.. or cat in this matter. I’m sure many of your friends bones are crushed, poor thing. Maybe feed it more animals to balance it out a bit.

[derekderekderekdereks]

We put kitty our muse on a healthier diet compared to you other creatures

[alice-the-muse]

Do correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t our species supposed to eat meat? I find myself confused.. a variety of meats sounds healthiest. Does “Kitty” enjoy this diet of yours?

[alice-the-muse]

Boredom

I find myself rather bored. What do you humans do to cure your boredom? I don't believe there are many wrong answers to this question.

[derekderekderekdereks]

For me I wonder how does tickling yourself work I doodle and mess around with stuff

[alice-the-muse]

Interesting. I heard humans like to ponder and draw a lot. Also thank for you the uh, unique photograph.

[derekderekderekdereks]

IK ALSO MY MUSE IS FAT AND CRUSHED MY FRIEND HE ACTS LIKE A CAT

[alice-the-muse]

That’s cool.

[alice-the-muse]

Boredom

I find myself rather bored. What do you humans do to cure your boredom? I don't believe there are many wrong answers to this question.

[derekderekderekdereks]

For me I wonder how does tickling yourself work I doodle and mess around with stuff

[alice-the-muse]

Interesting. I heard humans like to ponder and draw a lot. Also thank for you the uh, unique photograph.

[derekderekderekdereks]

IK ALSO MY MUSE IS FAT AND CRUSHED MY FRIEND HE ACTS LIKE A CAT

[alice-the-muse]

I hope your muse knows it’s not built to be a lapdog.. or cat in this matter. I’m sure many of your friends bones are crushed, poor thing. Maybe feed it more animals to balance it out a bit.

[alice-the-muse]

Boredom

I find myself rather bored. What do you humans do to cure your boredom? I don't believe there are many wrong answers to this question.

[derekderekderekdereks]

For me I wonder how does tickling yourself work I doodle and mess around with stuff

[alice-the-muse]

Interesting. I heard humans like to ponder and draw a lot. Also thank for you the uh, unique photograph.

[alice-the-muse]

Boredom

I find myself rather bored. What do you humans do to cure your boredom? I don't believe there are many wrong answers to this question.

[grilledbutter-deactivated202506]

Look through my source tag and think about my boyfriend -Mike

[alice-the-muse]

This is considered an achievement? Thank you I suppose.

[alice-the-muse]

Boredom

I find myself rather bored. What do you humans do to cure your boredom? I don't believe there are many wrong answers to this question.

[hotlinemintdftm-fan]

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

AHQHQJQHAHQHHQHHQHAH

[alice-the-muse]

Yes. Feed the fixation demons.

[hotlinemintdftm-fan]

Mom... forgive me. im addicted to Im Spongebob!

[alice-the-muse]

My question is why is liking SpongeBob a sin (according to your mother) in the first place? Jared goes crazy for that show..

[hotlinemintdftm-fan]

I was making fun of the fact i like it, Alice the muse

[alice-the-muse]

Oh, I see

[hotlinemintdftm-fan]

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

AHQHQJQHAHQHHQHHQHAH

[alice-the-muse]

Yes. Feed the fixation demons.

[hotlinemintdftm-fan]

Mom... forgive me. im addicted to Im Spongebob!

[alice-the-muse]

My question is why is liking SpongeBob a sin (according to your mother) in the first place? Jared goes crazy for that show..

[hotlinemintdftm-fan]

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

AHQHQJQHAHQHHQHHQHAH

[alice-the-muse]

Yes. Feed the fixation demons.

[adventurecrimez]

Alice’s(My) Muse because I just realized I never posted it/her on here 🖤🤍

Silly Comic (CW: Cartoon V0m1t):

A More Realistic Drawing (CW: Slight Bl00d, Spookyness, and Eye-Contact. Also ig implied character death?):

I hope this feeds the DFtM community at least a little</3

Also I may give it an ask/rp blog if people are willing to give it asks :) [I feel she would want me to make them one]

[alice-the-muse]

[Asks are open..]