Chizita's Wonderland

@alicechizita

Twitter: @AliceChizita Instagram: alicechizita slightly hornier side blog (this does not mean I'm not horny on main): https://www.tumblr.com/jabbergocky She/Her 26 ᵒoₒoᵒoₒoᵒoₒoᵒₒoᵒoₒoᵒoₒoᵒoₒoᵒₒoᵒoₒoᵒoₒoᵒoₒoᵒ 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🐈 ₒoᵒoₒoᵒoₒoᵒoₒoᵒₒoᵒoₒoᵒoₒoᵒoₒoᵒₒoᵒoₒoᵒoₒoᵒoₒ Somewhere between a cat 🐈 and a hedgehog 🦔

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ashes2caches

in a just world every trans girl would be rightfully recognized as the prettiest princess in the world.

sick-lesbian

women being in love with women is so beautiful

luimnigh

Okay, here's my idea:

The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.

Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.

And there's a perfect date for it coming up!

October 14th, 2066.

A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.

Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.

Even better: Charles isn't living 44 years. He'll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He's what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.

So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.

Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he's been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.

Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.

lasrina

Plus, what an absolute baller move to announce your regnal name as William the Last.

ashes2caches

fingering that tgirl until she starts drooling and telling her how cute she looks whenever she gets all dumb and horny.

binturong-of-the-day

The binturong of drowsiness

zoazoaa

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

ashes2caches

i wanna go to tgirl city where everyone loves me…

gondorrevealparty

being a Bandit is pretty great. Just got a new place with a couple friends, in Doghammer Cave (long history of hammering dogs there). It's pretty nice for the area! Zero bedrooms zero bathrooms, but it's got a falling spikeball trap in the entrance and a couple big linear multipurpose rooms full of barrels. I put a couple gold coins in each barrel. Really makes it feel like home.

Our leader is Klade Doghammer (long history of hammering dogs). He's the only one of us with a name. He likes to sit in the last room (our house has a last room because it's linear) at a desk with a half-finished page of notebook about how he'll get revenge on the town someday. My best friend Female Archer Bandit said the people in the town don't even consider us human. She says if you stay a bandit long enough they kill you for money. Sometimes when she and I are alone on watch late at night I get a funny feeling in my bandit parts. I think I just heard the falling spikeball trap go off. We didn't invite anyone over today but I hope it's someone friendly. Being a bandit is pretty great.

jabberding0

shoe restoration

listen-to-the-inner-walrus

gothiccharmschool

And this, my darlings, is why finding a skilled cobbler is a game-changer.

the-quasar-hero

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

joyous-bunnies

your stance leaves you vulnerable to my Bunnies Rush attack

mydogtige

Belly Button Attack, Part 2 by kinsei_3

I got a message from a girl I hadn't even fully realised I had rejected. It feels so bad to be the rejecting party as well. I like her a lot but I'm not sure that I could have a second committed long distance relationship with few possibilities of meeting, before I'm in a more stable position with a relationship that can help with my physical needs of cooseness and physical affection.