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[aliceforsure]

[marthajefferson]

inspired and from this beautiful SasuSaku fic (i couldn’t resist *oops* :P) DeviantARt  L I N K

“I need to get you the hospital.” “I’m fine, Sasuke-kun.” “Sakura, don’t be annoy—” “My seal. It’s taking care of it. See?” Pushing back on wobbly knees, Sakura raised her arms for his perusal. Upon closer inspection, he could see that the wounds were slowly fading. “I’m regenerating. I just need to…” She fell forward. He caught her, gently bringing her into his embrace. Her head settled under his chin. He could feel her soft exhalations against the skin of his neck. His hand at the small of her back, Sasuke began to focus. He let his chakra radiate from his fingertips. She let out a soft noise of contentment, recognising at once that he was using preliminary medical ninjutsu. “So you haven’t stopped reading my scrolls,” she murmured. It was for the best that she could not see his face, which had turned scarlet as her lips moved over his neck.

[aliceforsure]

There's an author on ao3 called emotionalxdramione (she's also on tumblr) who writes oneshots :)

thank you love <3

[aliceforsure]

any good new dramione fanfic?

[aliceforsure]

draco malfoy and hermione granger / G O N E R

give it a chance, it’s worth it

[aliceforsure]

any good new dramione fanfic?

[aliceforsure]

PLEASE

[aliceforsure]

any good new dramione fanfic?

[yominonozomi]

I present to you:

The Complete List of Sakura Pairing Fanfiction

all of the best fanfiction involving Haruno Sakura

I’ve read every fic on this list at least twice

99% M rated sorry not sorry

I’ve been reading fanfiction since I was 12 you best believe this shit’s good

[aliceforsure]

KNEEL BEFORE THE QUEEN

[aliceforsure]

horcruxes

[bleu-et-rose]

30:04

I wanna know who is it????, Is this real or not? *-*

But this seems a dialogue of SSS family with the voices of the Japanese seiyuus taken from a radio show in Japan.

I want to know the translation of this, please I need your help!

[chenndae]

Aww at the end when they are saying like thank u for listening Sarada: my name is sarada uchiha Sakura: Haruno Sakura Sasuke: uchiha sasuke Sarada: mama…( sasuke cuts in) Sasuke: ( I think sasuke says) u said it wrong Sakura: uchiha sakura ( everyone giggles) Cute!!!

[all-animes-loy]

Someone in NF translated a part of the audio:

-Sasuke attempts to do the poke and tells Sarada “Forgive me Sarada, maybe next time” -Sasuke tells Sarada she’s strong like her mother and Sakura tells her that her appearance is like her fathers. -And then Sarada brushes by saying “i got all good points from both mama and papa” -Sarada talking about wanting to become hokage and SS encouraging her -Sasuke tells her “You will, since you are my daughter” -Sarada asks SS “Am i really your daughter?”  Sakura responds “Of course you are, you are naturally our daughter”. Sasuke follows by saying “Well the important reason is…we have you (sarada)” (they chuckle) -Sarada is wanting to know more about the Uchiha history but SS tells her that she is still too young -Sasuke tells the girls “Im so glad both of you have been doing great”. Tells Sarada “Sorry for making you wait so long”  (SS chuckles) -Sarada makes a joke about Naruto and Sasuke being homo and that Uchiha is homo (lol) -Sarada says “So papa and the 7th were an item huh?…(whispers) even though you have a wife… and then Sasuke gets angry by saying “Im not a homo! What have you been learning!” XD -Podcast finishes with them introducing themselves as characters. Sakura accidentally calls herself “Haruno”. They both correct her to say “Uchiha” (they chuckle) -And heres the best part!  (I’m not kidding with this *warning- sex reference):   -Sarada:  "Papa, are you going to sleep?“ -Sasuke:  "Im fine” -Sarada:   “Well theres a “long” night ahead of you…Arent Mama and Papa gonna have a HARDCORE workout                     in bed”??? -SS:…………… -Sakura:  "Where did you learn that stuff?!“ -Sasuke:  "Sakura…what have you been teaching her…” -Sakura:  "why are you blaming me for that?!“ *i can’t believe they made a sex reference like that on a podcast XD Another conversation: -Sarada tells Sasuke that Sakura always brushes when looking at his pictures.   -Sakura:  "Sarada! Stop that…” -Sasuke responds” its always been like that"   -Sarada:  "Mama…by any chance, have you always done that since the past?“ -Sakura:…….of course not! -Sarada to sasuke:   (whispers)   so…so..so??? -Sasuke:………dont put me on spotlight like that (chuckles)   Another funny conversation: -Sarada makes more comments about homo stuff and Sasuke says “alright thats it, time for you to sleep…” -Sarada:  "Why, why ,why” -Sasuke:  "You watch too much youtube videos at night…I know it" -Sakura:  "You know what Internet can do to you" -Sarada:  "I watch AV* videos…“ -SS:……………. -Sakura:   “Um…” -Sasuke:  "Sakura…what have you been doing to her!“ -Sakura:  "i haven’t done anything!” -Sarada:  "Wait a minute…i meant “Animal Videos” -SS:………..                       *AV is another way of saying Japanese porn -and then from the animal video, Sarada mentions how the gorilla in the video looks like Sakura. SS pauses and Sasuke makes a comment,  "You (sakura) are only forgiving her cause she’s your daughter but if this was Naruto telling you this, you would send him flying kilos away”

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Other translations:

I think Sarada said…Naruto told her about stuff…and one of them was: Sarada: the 7th told me (about the 4th war?) stuff like *imitating Sasuke* “Revolution! I will crush Konoha”! Things like that, right papa? Sasuke: Im gonna kill that guy (Naruto) Sakura: *laughs* Sarada: No you can’t!!! Sasuke: I’m gonna kill him! Sakura: haha stop it! Sarada: you can’t!!! Sakura: Sarada, what you said before, you must not say it! Sasuke: yeah it’s bad, don’t. Sarada: Papa, if you kill the 7th, I will (hit? Smack?) you!! But I don’t want to. I guess each of them had to say a line from movie or manga. Sarada says the line from the movie “the one who will become Hokage…is me!” in movie tone. She then asked Sakura to say shannarou! But Sakura said she can’t. Instead she said Ikuzo! Sasuke says a line from manga I think? Not sure what he said . Maybe it’s this one “It isn’t that if you become Hokage, everyone will acknowldege you. It’s the ones who are acknowledged that can become Hokage”.  Anyways, Sasuke then asked Sarada to say the line about bears (the scene where she fights with Boruto about the bear/panda that they caught during their mission). Sarada said isn’t that a movie spoiler? SS says no this scene should be ok to do. So she did. “It’s a bear!” Something like that. Sarada:  I probably come to like bears… Sakura: what is it? looks like you suddenly are running from it? Sarada: kuma!! Kuma!! (Bear) Sasuke: oo that thing it’s cute. Sakura: ne! Sasuke: isnt it a Panda?! Sakura: looks like panda bear?

Random parts Sarada: Papa, you know, about you, mama always look at your photo and go nya nya (blush?) Sakura: quit it Sarada! Sarada asks Sasuke a lot of questions, like Uchihas Madara, Konoha history, Itachi, some other stuff. Sasuke then keeps asking: “Sakura, what are you teaching her?!” Sakura: “I didn’t teach her (any of those things)!! Sarada: in order to become Hokage, I need to know the history right? SS: you’re too young/its too early! Sarada said Boruto’s bangs (hair?) looks like banana? (Not sure). Sarada said Boruto is her rival and stuff but she does not hate him. At the end, Sakura accidently said her name as Haruno Sakura. Sasuke: you made a mistake Sarada: mama..mama!!!!!! Sakura: Uchiha Sakura! 

[kidovna]

@digrara. READ THIS

[aliceforsure]

I love the “You made a mistake” part the most tbh

[masamumu]

pixiv

[kenkamishiro]

Finally something that properly shows the infuriating hate I have for mosquitoes

[betheothergirl-deactivated20180]

what the hell is this

[blackwoolncrown]

is this some kind of DBZ slice of life anime

[cerealmisandrist]

gotta love one punch man

[surfacage]

“With all due respect, Godaime, Uchiha are mostly idiots.”

In which Sakura endures Uchihas (in addition to a Hatake and the ANBU Commander that keeps on calling her ugly), Naruto is treated to watching new and innovative ways of torture for wayward cousins every day, and Sasuke’s very personal mission is being a human chastity belt

[a-r-g-u-s-a-p-o-c-r-a-p-h-e-x]

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[curse-mark]

They even deal with haters in the manga.

[aliceforsure]

small disaster: dramione + harry (au story)

[joryoq]

“Sleep tight, darling.”

ghibli!ss [part 1/?]

[aliceforsure]

this is just so wonderful i can’t even