[hellish-daddy]

“… and we are in bed together laughing and we don’t care about anything.”

—

Charles Bukowski

(hellish-daddy)

[swarnpert]

master has passed dobby the blunt

[apeulo]

if you are reading this, something good will happen to you very soon, don’t give up

[mukuharakazui]

veggietales is genuinely so fucking funny and it’s even funnier because as soon as i forget that it’s a christian show a carrot starts reciting a bible verse

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-am-vail]

I saw this on Reddit and it had me in stitches so I thought I would share this with y’all

[ayerizz]

Bitch I’m WHEEZING

[virfujiwara]

Me @ me

[pupmon1]

Me rn

[super-slurpees]

[funnypicsdept]

[wizardshark]

this is without exaggeration the funniest story ive ever read in a youtube comment

[gifsboom]

Moulay Hassan, Crown Prince of Morocco hates it when you try to kiss his hand.

[mistamarqui2u]

Thas the fastest snatch ever

[kahoot-yaqoot-deactivated202306]

This is all traditional in Morocco. The royalty are supposed to reject hand kisses as a show of humbleness.

It’s kind of like when someone bows to royalty and the king goes, “No no, no need to bow”.

It’s not that the prince is a snobby kid—it’s just what he’s supposed to do.

[jamesstandrew]

I’ve seen this post before so many time but never before with that last addition. The added context definitely changes things

[jellies-moved-deactivated202006]

OH I FORGOT. I SAW THE GREATEST CAR IN THE WORLD WHEN I WAS COMING BACK FROM THE JOB INTERVIEW I DID TODAY

[jellies-moved-deactivated202006]

[jellies-moved-deactivated202006]

I got the job I had interviewed for in this post and they started me at $13/hr and a guaranteed 20 hours a week thanks everyone for their support in the notes abt the job interview itself and no thanks to the people who said it was cursed

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

Reblog the X3 HEWWO car of career success. Reblog for a decent job

[2000ish]

[catchymemes]

[sad-flaccid-penis5]

[chaussettesock]

“where are we going today miss frizzle?”

were goin TA HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[alliebeemac]

What it feels like to enter adulthood. 

[blackotaku97]

Accurate

[yamelcakes]

hey guys I’m so mad that three-year-olds don’t understand irony bc literally two of my students were fighting over a book titled “Why Should I Share?” today

[brehaaorgana]

i love it

[starwlkers]

Y’all

[goblinfvckr]