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The first message I get on here in ages and its a porn bot.

#Joyful #The King Speaks

this just in, charles is scared of kisses

#roxanne rocks #i could die for this if anything happens AVENGE ME

You?? A top? I'll believe it when I see it

I’m sorry, my performances are private. You’ll just have to take my word for it.

#The King Speaks #murderous-intentions #Not that im trying to prove anything

You've been called a bottom bitch

Impossible, i’m a top.

#Although i am a bitch #The King Speaks

the-grxm-reaper replied to your post: I cannot pull off the ‘Anime eyes’ look

You’d pull off the ‘sexy eyes’ look tho

My eyes are already sexy I don’t know what you mean

#Everything about me is sexy #the-grxm-reaper #The King Speaks

Rat - foodscxentxst

I can only assume this is you admitting that you are a rat.

#The King Speaks #foodscxentxst

You're a Nike swoosh because you have that just do it vibe

You know what? That’s fair.

#The King Speaks

I cannot pull off the ‘Anime eyes’ look

#The King Speaks

luxraays replied to your post: joe

joe mama

Hilarious.

#I'm rating it 1/10 #luxraays #The King Speaks

Charles is like a Nike swoosh

In what way?

#The King Speaks

joe

Nope, that’s nowhere close to my name.

#luxraays #The King Speaks

zone-2-bookworm replied to your post: zone-2-bookworm replied to...

But charles we’re already married :(

No we are not. I think you’ve had your head in the clouds for way too long.

#I know its your greatest dream but it is not the reality.#zone-2-bookworm #The King Speaks

zone-2-bookworm replied to your post: zone-2-bookworm replied to your post: Ariel dear,...

Hot husband is mine

I believe that is the point of marriage, too bad we’re not married hm?

#And before you ask my answer is no #zone-2-bookworm #The King Speaks

zone-2-bookworm replied to your post: Ariel dear, I know how much you absolutely adore...

Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine

Mel darling, this applies to you too.

#You're like a dragon but with men #zone-2-bookworm #The King Speaks

Ariel dear, I know how much you absolutely adore me, but you do have to learn how to share.

#It's cute how you think you can keep others away from me though #The King Speaks

the-grxm-reaper replied to your post: god-shattering-star replied to your post: I should...

Can I fight star bc hoW DARE YOU SPEAK TO MY BABE LIKE THAT!!!!!!! SMH

Sure you can, i’ll just have some of the castle staff get a nice grave prepared for you because you will die.

#the-grxm-reaper #The King Speaks #You'll die honorably but you will still die.

god-shattering-star replied to your post: I should be everyone’s favorite babe, it’s the...

Good thing my entire existence revolves around breaking the law

Fine by me, I don’t want to be you’re favorite babe. That would just mean i’d have to deal with you more often, no thanks.

#The King Speaks #god-shattering-star

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