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Alice 22 ΘΔ bun/it if you're cool she/they if you're lame

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[evilscientist3]

sequel

[psi-hate]

🤔🤔🤔

[corosiaspara]

@lylahammar

[yummy-tummy-time]

[passionpeachy]

doing fucked up rabbit experiments beyond your comprehension btw

[bunnycuriosity]

fucked up rabbit experiments beyond your comprehension

[swarnpert]

my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"

[amazoogle]

just closed on a big deal with a major grocery chain vis-a-vis the procurement of some fresh strawberries

[kindlygoblin]

[pastrybanki]

ordinary magician

[monsterpotion]

[monsterpotion]

in 2-3 months this image is going to go nuts

[pansyfemme]

i think its funny how facial scars are seen as like a major character plot point where they reveal that someone tried to kill their dad or something when i know a ton of ppl (including myself) who have facial scars bc they rlly arent uncommon and all of them are like. from tripping and falling as a toddler

[pansyfemme]

i could use this post as an oppritunity to talk about how scarring is a natural and human thing and everyone has scars, and larger scars as well as facial ones and burn scars should’nt only exist in media as a storytelling device but im also gonna just say that your oc is still hot as hell if he has a massive slash going through his eye i just think it would be funnier if he got it from falling down the stairs and then picking the scab too many times

[captainjonnitkessler]

Heartbreaking: This person is making great points but they're being a huge fucking asshole about it so you can't reblog any of it

[freshfreshsalad]

I love when Touhou characters from previous games reappears as midbosses in later games without any dialogue.

Cirno appears in PCB stage 1 and just attacks you on sight without saying a word. Actual creature behavior

[cheddar-baby]

[monidoll]

Touhou characters categorized by what substance would come out of a wound if one was inflicted

[ephemeralhorror]

[thyrell]

i went to Mad At You Island and um. theres some british kids doing really scary shit to a pig head

[airinn]

cat girl save me.. cat girl.... save me cat girl (she would not)

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

to the fairest

Athena

Hera

Aphrodite

Voting ended onJan 24, 2024

Reblog for larger sample size whatever

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[honeysider]

no no let em cook, what do i get if i choose one of them

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

Athena gives you a really cool sword and armor.

Hera offers you a life long and happy

Aphrodite offers you the most beautiful woman in the world. She does not specify if this woman is married or not

[honeysider]

oh fuck yeah i love women i vote aphrodite

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

Uh oh, she's married to the King of Sparta and now all of her former suitors are after you and they all brought a minimum of 600 soldiers.

[honeysider]

thank the gods for these really sturdy walls i think everything will go so well for the neighborhood

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

Big horse.

[honeysider]

Ooooooo~! gimme gimme gimme

[radioactivemama-deactivated2020]

Snake, I took the liberty of packing you a Lunchable. Press the Action Button to apply a piece of cheese onto a cracker and then press it again to apply another cracker on top. Holding the Action Button will allow you to sip your Capri Sun.

[thebiballerina]

Hello, Sherlock Holmes adaptation writer. I have trapped you in this room. It is fully furnished and comfortable. On the table, you will notice a copy of A Scandal in Bohemia by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, of which redistribution is perfectly legal, as the work is in the public domain. You will notice it is rather thin. You have 24 hours to read the approximately 8,550 words in this story. To exit this room, all you must do is summarize the plot of the story without referring to Irene Adler as a seductress or implying she is attracted to Sherlock Holmes. Good luck.