[aliquorstoreortwo]

you have jaffa’d your last cake

[infectiouspiss]

puppy play but theres fireworks going off and i'm trembling under a pile of blankets under a desk and you need to feed me little pieces of cheese to calm me down but i'm so scared i might throw up the cheese

[rettoujoutou-deactivated2025112]

bela fujoshi’s dead

[aclarkcomics]

happy november 5th guys :)

[fruitblush]

this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

[pseudophan]

dan and phil reveal the truth (but like actually this time)

[silly-little-pal]

[mortuar-y-deactivated20251202]

looking for an intense relationship on like wednesdays and fridays but then we don't talk much for the rest of the week

[dear-girl-skeleton]

im listening to some above ground normal shit youve probably heard of

[pseudophan]

Learning With Dan And Phil

[aminta]

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

there’s nothing wrong with me plus i don’t have any wants or needs plus i don’t feel or think at all

[52stations]

when people my age make films about how depressing and lame it is to be doing nothing in your mid 20s im like well you just directed a movie so you cant possibly understand

[natequarter]

completely sober in the club googling WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

[maryoliveoil]

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

[cordspaghetti]

just 2 more of these goobers

[fraseris]

anyone else notice that looking at the calendar is getting scary recently