Aliscia Alexandra

Capricorn. 😈💋👻👾

[wastedpoets]

[deadbyinsidee]

by: @desnos

[whiteslut4blackandarabmasters]

[babyangel-jpg]

[toastbutteregg]

“hey lets go out tomorrow”

“cant. i need 5 business days before i ask my parents”

[odios]

[fyeahsoftvaporboreanism-deactiv]

they make a compelling argument

[veryfunnymemes]

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[loveconfusesme]

Can you just shut the fuck up

[kyledumb]

have people in horror movies never seen a horror movie

[sev-wildfang]

if i was offered a boot, i would simply not lick it.

[cullenedward]

vampire: hello

me:

[lesbianboboberens]

tbh can’t wait until women collectively just snap

[fallopian]

next thursday? wanna all just snap next thursday ladies? i’ll put it in my planner

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

i have an announcement to make. i’m the first human

[swarnpert]

[thatsbelievable]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

yeah man i got it right he- ah shit ah fuck where is it

[theweirdwideweb]

Isn’t it crazy how women are supposed to be in their 20s their whole life.

[jayteesee]

BEEN saying this!!! It’s TRUE! This doesn’t only include older women but younger women as well. Young girls are expected to be in their twenties by the time they’re like 11. It’s crazy.