We’re celebrating a special day today, the birthday of one of the greatest person I have ever met! @all-blue-headcanons, my lovely friend, I have a special something for you!
I don’t have enough words to tell you how important you are in my life, because for months now, you have been nothing but a fantastic friend, even when things were tough and complicated in our respective lives. You’re probably the strongest person I know, and I just have the deepest respect for your incredible nature, and that big golden heart of yours! Because yes, my sweet Blue, you truly have one and you deserve all the best things in the world! Happy birthday, my darling 💖
Mhmh!!! Since you have already made such a fantastic alphabet for the incredible Crocodile, I’ve decided to honor another of your favorite character, this lovely ginger-head man who truly deserves more of the spotlights too 😋
//: Yooooo, Miho my darling!!! I’m sorry to reply so late but what a birthday gift, I absolutely love it!!!! You see, my friends, this is a quality writer right here and so detailed, so varied in her headcanons and ideas! I didn’t have the greatest day today but what you’ve given here has absolutely made my day as Drake is such an underrated character! What a lovely gift, thank you again from the bottom of my heart and for being a wonderful friend also. I don’t feel as though I deserve somebody as understanding, patient, golden and true as you sometimes but hell, you make life so much better!! 💖
Hello there, everyone! I know it’s been a while since I last posted here but there are more important matters to be discussing than my hiatus, because it just so happens to be my dear friend @madlymiho’s birthday today and I’d love for you all to send her your best wishes and thanks for being a much more dedicated headcanons writer than myself! Miho, it’s been many months since we first started talking to one another and in you, I found a very dear friend who is so absolutely loving and caring. It’s not much after everything you’ve done, but I sincerly hope you have a fantastic day with every best wish coming your way! ❤️
Again, happy birthday my wonderful darling! Sending you much love from across the sea! 🎈
Sir Crocodile NSFW Alphabet - EVERY LETTER
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
Oh boy, here we go! If you’re a dedicated lover of this man, you can expect the best aftercare upon finishing a round with him. It doesn’t matter whether it was slow and gentle lovemaking or rough sex, Crocodile will always make sure his partner’s needs are attended to first - both physically and emotionally. Feeling tired? Don’t worry, he’ll handle cleaning up. Hungry or thirsty? He’s on that Den Den Mushi giving orders for somebody to bring whatever you want. Was he a little rough during sex? There’s apologetic kisses and soft words, along with soothing balms massaged into his lover’s skin to help them feel better.
While he is a busy man, Crocodile always makes sure to spend a little time with his partner afterwards. Nothing short of a catastrophe will pull him away from these rare moments where he gets to be cuddly with his significant other for a while, especially if there’s enough time for you to enjoy a short nap together. All in all, he’s pretty good with most things - including advice on going to the bathroom afterwards to pee which while sounds gross, does helps with maintaining healthy waterworks!
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He’s a prideful man who takes every bit of satisfaction in his body, but if he had to pick a favourite part, Crocodile probably favours his chest and midsection. For a man that’s 46 years years, he is absolutely toned and puts men half his age to shame, the pirate’s entire body a chiseled sculpture hidden away beneath all that heavy finery. There is not an ounce of fat on that form despite the man spending quite a few hours a day sitting at his desk, Crocodile making sure to get plenty of exercise on a weekly if not daily basis. After all, it’s important to be active as both a pirate and warlord, particularly when you have many enemies...
Personally, I headcanon that Crocodile’s hook is attached to a leather harness that wraps around his remaining forearm, encircling around his back and chest. This contraption is necessary to secure the weapon onto his amputated forearm as wielding such a heavy object and being able to swing that hook as fast as a person can a sword ensures Crocodile must keep up with frequent exercises in order to maintain his physical conditioning.
When it comes to his partner, Crocodile is spoilt for choice on what’s his favourite part. How can he pick just one part? Their nice arse? That ample chest? How well they keep up their appearances? There are many things he likes, but it would probably be their eyes that Crocodile adores the most. As is often described, a person’s eyes are the windows to one’s soul and fewer things are more beautiful or truthful than the look of a devoted partner.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
It’s not the most pleasant tasting cum, I’ll admit. Since Crocodile both smokes and drinks, his cum can be quite bitter to the taste but it is thick and there’s a lot of it whenever he’s done having sex or being sucked off. He doesn’t expect for his partner to swallow but there’s always a pleasant rumble to be heard from deep within the man’s chest whenever they do, Crocodile secretely proud of them for doing so. It saves time on cleaning up plus somebody swallowing a lover’s seed is something he finds kinky as all hell.
His cum is creamy and white despite it’s less than pleasant taste and if Crocodile can’t cum inside, he absolutely loves to splatter his lover’s body with it, as though he were marking them with his manly musk. Afterwards he’ll always help to clean up with an apologetic look, but there’s no mistaking that spark in his eye upon accomplishing something so risqué and... primal.
Hypocritically, he’s not a fan of swallowing should his partner happen to be male. He’d prefer to spit it out, preferring tastes more pleasing to the tongue such as fine food, luxury cigars and drink. When it comes to female partners however, he’s much more recipriocal about oral sex, greedily lapping up their womanhood as though they were the sweetest of honeypots.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
It’s not really much of a ‘dirty’ secret but Crocodile absolutely loves cumming inside his lover. Anal, vaginal, whatever - there’s just something about watching his seed dribble down his partner’s thighs that turns him the hell on, getting to see just how thoroughly he’s claimed them. To him, it’s as though the man has marked them as his own and leaves him with a spring in his step the whole day. He’s less fond about getting filled himself but for the right partner, he’d bottom.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
You’re asking me whether or not Crocodile’s experienced?? Please, he’s a rich as all hell businessman and pirate. I’m willing to bet he’d been experiencd since before Gol D. Roger was executed, man as hedonistic as this holding himself back from few pleasures in life. Treasure, the finest of foods and drinks, the carnal attraction of flesh... this man’s done it all, and though he may have slowed down in his later years, that’s not to say Crocodile’s gotten rusty in any way at all. He knows very well how to experience his lover, whether they’re a virgin or not, male or female and gauging their potential likes and dislikes before they’re even mentioned.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Crocodile enjoys many positions, but few beat good old doggy-style! Given his height, it’s a bit draining to be taking his partner missionary-stype but doggy allows his long body plenty of leverage over his partner’s own, especially if they happen to be considerably smaller! Sometimes he finds it a bit of a shame as he enjoys watching his lover’s face over the course of sex but covering his partner’s back, holding himself up and over their body while shagging the living daylights out of them gives him a sense of superiority and domination, all the while uttering dirty words into their ear like asking how close they are to finishing.
Against the wall is another position he likes for similar reasons, Crocodile holding his partner up by the legs and pressing their backs against the surface for support. It shows off his height and physical strength nicely, face-to-face sex that’s much easier on his back than performing missionary. Over his desk is another position he particularly likes, having his partner’s cute little butt raised nicely for a good slap from time to time. He’s quite dominant so it’s uncommon when he lets another ride him!
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Oh dear, have you ever met a more serious person than Sir Crocodile? He often laughs but never is it goofy or for joyous reasons; the man is adamant about maintaining a stern impression no matter wherever he is and whomever he happens to be his partner. He is infamous for punishing anybody who laughs at him or insults him so - woe betide even his signifcant other for doing such a thing! Goofiness is not a trait this man particularly likes, especially in somebody he considers to be his equal.
Seriously, don’t ever laugh when having sex with Crocodile. If he doesn’t stop entirely out of disgust or anger, getting up and leaving the room to resume more productive activities such work then chances are he’ll growl at his partner viciously, pinning them down in bed and rolling them over so he can take them aggressively from behind. ”You think this is funny? Let’s see you laugh after I’ve fucked you senseless,” he’ll hiss, biting down on his lover’s neck none too gently before taking them as hard and as fast as he wants...
The latter experience can lead to some pretty fun times but for those who are daring, it’s advised only to do so when Crocodile is in a good mood as chances are, that’s when he’s most likely to react positively.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
To Crocodile, cleanliness and hygiene are matters that are very important to the businessman. A well-groomed body is the mark of an upper class person, presenting a cut above those ‘lesser’ pirates who bathe maybe once a week at best. Ugh. Surprisingly he does not have much body hair; originating from a hot, dry country has given Crocodile somewhat less body hair than the average man, making it a relatively easy matter to take care of. There’s still dark hair sprouting across his navel, a ‘happy trail’ if you will, but it’s kept carefully trimmed and in control like a fine lawn and never left to become a wild jungle.
In comparison, his shaft and balls have very little hair, if any at all, so his partner can enjoy smooth hairless skin for more intimate matters as will be mentionted later...
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
Despite usually being so cold and aloof, Crocodile is a deeply intimate man when he’s in a serious relationship. It’s not obvious, subtle even but the caring is there if you pay attention. The feel of his hand stroking your sides, fingertips trailing down your quivering thigh; those eyes of his are ever watchful for any sign of reluctance or pain in his partner’s, to which he immediately stops and pulls back if it happens. Similarly during sex, if it’s slow and sensual that day, he makes slow, deep thrusts, pulling out almost all the way before entering again. In rougher bouts of sex, he’ll instantly stop if his partner is making noises of pain rather than pleasure, reluctant to carry on if they enjoy the pain. He’s a cruel man but it’s not in his nature to actually hurt somebody he cares about. Even during hardcore sex, there’s a sense of romance in his actions, pure and primal as he can be.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Fast and furious. Crocodile’s not a very patient man when it comes to pleasuring himself - being driven to whacking one off in the bathroom or office usually means he’s got some anger to work out, requiring a quick wank to get it out of his system so he can get back to focusing on something he should be doing as opposed to sitting there with a raging hard-on. Very rarely does he fantasize about anybody else; it can happen, especially if he’s already involved with a significant other but chances are they’re not around or willing to have sex that day when he really wants to, so the man resorts to shaking his trouser snake privately instead.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
It’s pretty silly compared to his earlier interests, but Crocodile loves it when you dress up in his clothes, especially after sex where you cover yourself with something of his again. His fur coat in particular is a favourite. the man watching with lazy hooded eyes of pleasure as he watches them walk around, most likely trailing far behind them if they happen to be much shorter. It’s amusing watching a smaller partner become swallowed up by his luxurious attire, once again fulfilling his sense of domination in having claimed you so.
Clothed sex is something the man finds particularly kinky, moreso than regular nudity. There’s nothing quite like only just pulling his lover’s clothes down, tugging their underwear to one side so he can simply go at it. It’s hot and hardgoing, especially if he’s taking you doggy style but there’s just something about clothed sex that turns Crocodile on.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
Bathroom. It’s the cleanest place around as well as being the easiest to clean up afterwards. A good shower can be an amazingly sensual setting with the right lighting, his particular bathroom made of marble and other luxurious resources making for some atmospheric echoing. Shower sex is something Crocodile especially likes, getting clean along with his partner while doing it, not having to worry about soiling his carpet or bedding like in his office or bedroom. That’s not to say he doesn’t like sex in those places, especially as they’re more comfortable but it’s a bother getting a permanent semen stain on exquisite silken bedcovers that cost his wallet thousands.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Ego. Crocodile has such a big fucking ego, it couldn’t be more obvious. He’s a bit older now so his sex drive isn’t what it was like during his youth, so he doesn’t just feel the urge to simply bust a nut anymore. Pleasing his partner, rocking their world to it’s core and making them beg strokes his pride more than anything else. Knowing they genuinely enjoy being with him and aren’t simply sleeping with him for power or wealth is one of the strongest forms of motivation for this untrusting man, absolutely despising being lied to. A partner who is in the throes of ectasy is truly a delight harder to surpass!
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Anything to do with filth like scat or watersports. No, just... no. Crocodile adores cleanliness and anything disgusting like that, he finds to be a right turn off. He won’t even entertain the idea of sex if his lover hasn’t had a bath or showered that day, and god forbid they ask for oral without having at least washed within the last couple of hours! Sex is dirty enough already without both your bodies being clean, so if you down to get down and dirty wrestling with this reptile, you’d better jump in the bath first (and use good-smelling soaps!)
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Oral is definitely something this man enjoys! He’s a bit selfish in that he prefers receiving over giving but he won’t refuse, especially in a serious relationship where his feelings towards his lover are strong. Crocodile’s skill levels are quite good; he’s mostly self-concious about going down what what being a frequent smoker, his tongue often rough and dry due to further physical changes from his Devil Fruit. He’ll drink something beforehand to make sure his tongue isn’t too unpleasant to the touch; soon enough he’ll get you wet so it shouldn’t be a worry from then on!
He’s dedicated enough not to focus on just one area, learning enough about anatomy to find all those good spots. His tongue isn’t as long as some men’s but it’s long enough to plunge inside a pussy or swipe around a shaft, the fingers of his remaining hand joining in on the fun to ensure his partner’s pleasure...
When it comes to receiving, Crocodile particularly likes when the head of his cock and the veins of his shaft are focused on, sensitive areas stimulated further by a skilled tongue. He’s quite patient and won’t necessarily want another attempting to deep-throat him as frankly, the size of manhood is likely to choke just about anyone. Luckily it’s pleasant to go down on this man; as mentioned before, he’s quite hairless down there so there’s few nasty pubes to get caught in your mouth, especially if you want to give those heavy balls a nice suck.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Variety is the spice of life and in no way does Crocodile like being a boring lover! Sometimes he’s slow and sensual, especially when in the right setting such as being in a candlelit bedroom but other times the man is a savage, rutting his partner relentlessly with a fast and rough pace. Whether it’s in bed, over a desk or up against the wall, Crocodile’s pace will always vary but will always be delivered with the intention of giving pleasure. He’s mindful of his strength and size, particularly below the belt so he’ll make sure never to go too hard or too fast. That being said, don’t be surprised if you have a bit of trouble walking the next day after some intense loving!
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
He prefers proper sex when he can get it but Crocodile will rarely say no to a quickie if his partner suggests it. Time is scarce when you have much work to complete with so a quick, aggressive rut can be just the thing to unwind. One of the reasons why the man isn’t so fond of quickies is due to his sheer size; sex with an unprepared partner can be painful for them both, Crocodile struggling to force himself in while straining his lover beyond their limits. There’s nothing sexy about having sore genitals, least of all blue balls because you were turned on and your partner just wasn’t ready enough. Should there be lube on hand or a seriously turned on significant other... ho ho, will it be ever be such a memorable quickie!
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Risk is an everyday part of both business and a life of piracy, so naturally, Crocodile isn’t adverse to taking the odd risk here and there. Being seated at his desk while being serviced beneath it, pretending all is well while trying his hardest not to moan as one of his employees enters his office is just one example of a naughty thrill, the man relishing how utterly naughty they can be. Having sex with his partner and challenging them to keep quiet while people are within earshot is another, along with unprotected sex with a female partner, purring in her ear that she might end up with a surprise some months from now if he accidentally cums inside. He’s willing to try anything once if his partner is comfortable with the idea, not wanting to risk their well-being for the sake of pleasure.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
Oh honey, he’s a pirate and a warlord. Crocodile wouldn’t be where he is today if he didn’t have plenty of stamina despite being 46 years old, far more energetic than most men half his age. Sex with this man can last a good long while, easily an hour or more without any signs of tiring soon. Such long rounds of sex don’t usually last so long, however; he’s a busy person after all and prefers shorter, more intense sessions so he can either sleep or get back to work, but given some time off, Crocodile will delightfully entertain his lover for hours...
Be warned, he’s rarely so done after just one round; not even a minute after finishing, he’ll chuckle under his breath, wrapping his arms around his partner while hungrily kissing your neck while his hardness making itself present once again. It goes without saying that Crocodile definitely prefers a partner able to keep up with him in bed!
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Toys? Whatever would he want toys for? His hand is usually enough if he’s alone, or having somebody share his bed for the night with if he’s not already romantically involved. Crocodile’s tastes can be described as ‘vanilla’ and it might take time to convince him to accept toys in a relationship, not really wanting any to be used on himself and also slightly put off that he’s not considered enough by his partner. Nonetheless, he’s an old dog that can be taught new tricks and Crocodile may come to enjoy the challenge of learning something new, how toys can be used to spice up one’s sex life plus would enjoy getting to use them on his significant other.
Dildos, beads, nipple clamps along with other ‘mild’ stuff such as blindfolds and bondage are the naughtiest things you’re going to get him to accept, nothing too extreme or outlandish but certainly enough to make him feel like a naughty young man again!
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Depends on how mean he’s feeling that particular day! Crocodile normally enjoys pleasing his partner, taking the time to pleasure them thoroughly but sometimes he likes to be... mischievious, deliberately edging them until they’ve almost reached their peak before pulling away with a smirk. He’s not being intentionally cruel; the man is trying to drawing out the experience for as long as possible to ensure his lover’s eventual release is as mindblowing as possible. Crocodile’s always affectionate after more teasing trysts but lovers should be aware that sex is rarely so predictable with this man!
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Suffice to say, Crocodile is pretty quiet throughout sex and doesn’t tend to make much noise beyond speaking occasional words to his partner, grunting and growling during intercourse. Only towards the end does he start getting louder, the man’s chest rumbling deeply as he begins reaching his peak. Dirty talk is something he likes to do, such as asking how hard his partner wants to be fucked or if they’re loving the feel of his cock stretching them to their limits - he enjoys saying sweet nothings also, telling them how good they feel and what a good girl/boy they are for taking him so nicely. Likes when his partners are noisy.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
I’m not sure what to pick here... I guess that while Crocodile enjoys the risk of unprotected sex, he is VERY uncertain about the idea of becoming a father. He’s a pirate, a dangerous criminal and wanted man who is reaching his middle years. It’s something that worries him deeply, if his partner happens to be female but pulling out isn’t always the most reliable method and giving them a creampie is all too thrilling. Crocodile will be sure to follow your fertility cycle, making sure not to cum inside on a dangerous day even as his fingers twitch at the thought of breeding you...
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Now this is the one you’ve all been waiting for! It’s well-known that Crocodile is a tall man at 253 cm (8'3½") so it stands to reason that his manhood is also proportionally-sized in comparison to his height. At roughly 10 inches long, he’s certainly well-endowed but the difficulty in taking him comes not from his length but rather his girth. Crocodile’s length is THICK; his shaft is laced with veins, not grotesquely so but underneath is where they’re most prominent (and sensitive!) It’s a challenge taking him, especially if you’re significantly smaller but should you manage to do so, you’ll feel everything so very deeply, as though his dick was naturally ribbed.
The head of Crocodile’s cock is actually lighter than the rest of his length what with his dusky olive-grey skin tone, the tip almost taking on a pinkish tone. He’s not circumcised despite hailing from a desert-covered country so the skin of his shaft is naturally soft and smooth, even when the man is rock-hard. Doesn’t really curve upwards or in any particular direction very much but considering his size, it’s probably a good thing as it better allows his partner to control depth and angle of penetration.
As mentioned earlier, he doesn’t have very much hair down there, whether on his balls or navel. What hair there happens to be is always well-groomed and trimmed, Crocodile priding himself on his presentation and cleanliness. Regarding his balls, naturally they’re bigger compared to most average-sized men and are heavy when full. Fortunately they’re not saggy just yet unlike most men around his age or older, hanging proudly at the base of his manhood.
Absolutely a shower, there is nothing small about this man in any way at all!
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
It tends to be random with Crocodile. As a hard-working businessman and older male, he’s not quite as sexually voracious as he once used to be, the man now preferring to dedicate his time and energy fulfilling his ambitions as both pirate and dealer. He still gets the urge from time to time however, especially on those difficult days where he’s pent up with frustration at everything and is aching to release some tension!
Depending on how much spare time he’s got, Crocodile may prefer handling it himself over renting a hooker for the evening, but if he’s got a steady partner, oh boy! His yearning and drive will be much higher then, the man enjoying sex at least twice a week if all’s well between them. Definitely prefers sex with a partner he likes and respects over masturbation or hiring a sex worker, the older pirate seeming almost like a horny young teenager some days!
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
You might be surprised to hear this, but Crocodile isn’t a man to doze off so quickly after sex despite working hard throughout the entire day! He’s a light sleeper, able to function well on just a few hours of rest a night and is sensible enough to maintain a strict routine instead of pushing himself beyond his limits just for the sake of completing deadlines. After sex, he might enjoy having one last cigar for the night while cleaning himself up alongside his partner before bedding down together for the evening.
As a partner, Crocodile likes to engage in casual conversation with his significant other, asking if it was good for them too and whether or not they have any concerns on their mind. He’s strict about his role as a dedicated lover and wants them to feel appreciated as opposed to merely rolling off afterwards only to fall sound asleep snoring away. Such an unflattering thing to do!
Hey there, Swifty! Thanks for the lovely little message you sent, everything is going well, I promise, even if things are still a little on the slow front. Between Europe’s latest heatwave, job seeking, family care and house renovations, my attention has been admittingly divided as of late even though I am still firmly into One Piece! It’s been hard to focus on anything of decent length and tumblr’s recent bugs have been a ball ache to say the least, so in other words, it’s a been a bit of an unintentional hiatus. I thank you for this question though, and hope you’re all enjoying the summer and managing to keep cool and happy. My biggest issue as of today is getting woken up at 5:30am by the local crow gang so it’s been a loooooong day!
If you're not too overloaded, can I get some fluffy Crocoboy headcanons? Maybe some domestic stuff?
Fluffy Sir Crocodile Headcanons
- Sir Crocodile is not really an affectionate man by any means, especially at the start of a relationship. It takes a long time for him to build up the trust necessary for him to open up on an emotional level, allowing himself to become vulnerable around somebody else. Softness is weakness in his eyes, so anybody hoping to establish a relationship with this sandy man is going to need patience… a lot of it.- He’s not necessarily cruel, rather more cold and distant. Aside from the occasional touch or perhaps a lingering look from time to time, Crocodile won’t show much affection even in private and absolutely not in public. To the less astute, it appears as though the man doesn’t care about you at all yet if you are observant, you’ll soon notice that over time, he’ll gradually start growing ever so slightly warmer when it comes to interacting with you.- The ‘Desert King’ is renowned for his lack of trust in anybody. Few people know of his past and even less are alive to tell anybody about the experiences this man has gone through in his troubled life, so naturally he’s more cautious about letting anybody close and this goes double for emotionally intimate relationships. Therefore Crocodile needs time and space to access his feelings on your relationship together, the man always keeping at least one cognac-hued eye on your actions at all times.- If one can manage to endure what seems to be suspicious behaviour and put up with his distant callousness, Sir Crocodile will in time start letting down his guard. Few people have ever managed to last this long, usually due to doing something that breaks his fragile trust in them or simply unable to bear an unsteady relationship so when a certain amount of time has passed, Crocodile still start understanding you’re taking him seriously and will greatly appreciate your patience even if he doesn’t say anything about it.- In time whenever the two of you are alone together, his touch becomes more affectionate, the man’s powerful hand lingering on your body longer than usual. A lot of the time, this isn’t a sexual gesture or implying he desires sex; Crocodile is unused to such an intimate relationship and though he was initially wary about letting you in at first, he soon finds himself beginning to enjoy your company, having rarely experienced another’s trust on this level.- However, let it be known that the term ‘If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best’ cannot possibly apply more with anyone than Crocodile. Though he’s normally controlled and calm, an upset in his plans or an incident setting his work back by months is enough to send him into a brooding fury for weeks. He’ll often snap, not wanting much to do with his partner at all while he’s in such high temper and can often say something cruel without meaning to. Remaining supportive, calm and controlled yourself is enough to shake him out of this foul-tempered frame of mind surprisingly quickly, almost as if he’s ashamed to have taken his bad mood out on you.- Some time in your relationship together, Crocodile will start sleeping with his significant other more and more until the point comes where you’re practically in bed together every night. Even though you’re not always physically intimate, the man simply enjoys his partner’s presence, no longer enjoying an empty bed or the cheap thrills of the occasional one stand whenever his needs grew incessant. Due to his extensive work schedule and line of work, he’s a light sleeper and almost always wakes up first, leaving quietly as so not to disturb your own rest.- If you have read previous headcanons before, you’ll know that Crocodile is a huge fan of gifting his loved one with all sorts of trinkets and finery! Jewellery, silks, dresses and other appropriate clothing - the man simply loves to spoil his closest partner and dare he say, friend. He is meticulous about finding out your interests, likes and hobbies, often on the lookout for more gifts whenever he goes travelling to access new business opportunities!- Depending on your level of strength, if you are capable in looking after yourself, Crocodile will include you as one of his colleagues, to better keep you around as often as possible and allow you to experience his world. It is a dangerous one and he is absolutely sure to let you know that, training you from time to time along with Daz Bonez. You must be strong to be with him like this and he’ll take no chances, though is more forgiving about your weakness knowing that you need to start somewhere.
- After all, he too was once a rookie many years ago.- Above everything else, your safety is paramount to Crocodile. I am absolutely not kidding on this; even if you are capable of looking after yourself, the man makes it his absolute number one priority that in every situation where something goes wrong, your safety comes first even before his own. He is a Logia, a Warlord so is no stranger to violence and death unlike you - and he will kill anybody who dares lay a hand on you or threatens you in any way while he’s around, often in brutal ways through his poisoned hook or simply draining the liquid in your enemy’s body and crumbling them to dust.- At the end of the day, there is nothing that Crocodile enjoys better than getting to be lazy with his significant other, having you snuggled up on the man’s lap or against his chest while running his powerful fingers through your hair. More often than not, it stays like this, the two of you merely enjoying the close comfort of human warmth and contact for a time, but at other times his touch may become more needy and insistent, a smirk crossing his rugged face as he removes his cigar and starts peppering your skin with hungry kisses…- “Mmm, let’s take the rest of the day off, shall we? I don’t think I’ve been showing you nearly how much you mean to me lately…” he’ll rumble against your ear, chuckling lightly under his breath as you gasp, feeling the light pinch of teeth on your neck.
If you don't like religion why you are agreeing with her. That request was awful as hell. And yes its sjw shit
Because I’m a grown ass bitch that understands the world doesn’t revolve around me, that’s why. Please take yourself away from my blog, because like my tightie whities, my patience has run thin with your prejudiced ass. Peace out.
You read m last request, what do you think, i don't know, i don't find (hijab) appealing or anything, i mean why it matters, she could have requested a normal one. Why bringing this. I think people need to chill with all these SJW shit.
Look, bruh. It’s not ‘SJW shit’ and frankly, it’s the first ask I’ve ever seen requested on anything remotely religious. I hate anything to do with religion; it’s one of the rules I have listed in that I prefer having nothing to do with it but do you know what I do when I see something I don’t like? I ignore it, simple as that. One request won’t kill you, and I’ll thank you to suggest that my friend Michelle isn’t ‘ruining the fandom’. She’s a fucking nice person, I’ll have you know, so please leave people be to rest if you see things you don’t like. Some people do, and they deserve their requests responded to just like anybody else if the writer feels up to it.
@wereallmadhere000 - Hey there, thanks for the ask! Admittingly this one was a little hard for me to write as the yandere trope is pretty... specific which it’s hard to imagine one of these two boys being like that? Therefore I’m taking a few liberties with things, so I’m hoping you don’t mind too much!
Yandere Eustass Kid with Reader Headcanons
+ Being in a relationship with Eustass “Captain” Kid is no easy matter. The man is as fierce as he is possessive, armed with an explosive temper as well as a natural disposition towards casual violence. Even towards his own crew, the captain of the Kid Pirates is a harsh leader without much tolerance towards fuck ups and disobedience so you’re going to have to develop nerves of steel in dealing with this hot-tempered man if you hope to get with him!
- That being said, he’s not an ‘abusive’ partner. Rather, Kid feels intensely and lust often goes hand in hand with aggression, both volatile and rich emotions that can eat away at a person if left unchecked. Just as Kid relishes violence and bloodlust, so too does he crave close intimacy with his loved ones of which he has very few in this merciless world. Killer, his childhood friend and companion, is one of those few people that Kid feels such deep platonic love for as the Massacre Soldier was the only person he was able to rely on during a loveless upbringing.
+ That means that Killer is the only person Kid trusts to be around you. Even Heat and Wire are growled at sometimes if they start getting too friendly with you in his eyes, the red-haired man very much preferring to be the centre of attention in your little world. God forbid any of the lower crew members try anything funny; Kid will happily beat their ass senseless and toss them overboard into the sea, not caring much if they’re able get back on board or not.
- People soon learn to keep their eyes away from you, let alone dare give you much attention...
+ While Kid is not (intentionally) abusive, he can be harsh and even seem uncaring at times. This isn’t down to any malice or disdain towards his lover, however - rather the man has no experience on how a healthy relationship is supposed to work. What Kid considers to be affectionate is often possessive and clingy at times, the man becoming desperately needy for attention and isn’t afraid to become a petty little shit when he doesn’t get what he wants.
- A cold shoulder along with the silent treatment are the usual responses towards any perceived slight, which can be strangely disconcerting given the captain’s usually brash behaviour. For everybody else, the tension on board can be cut with a knife as Kid pointedly ignores his lover... but it never lasts for long. Once his petulance burns itself out, the man is back for more, playing it extra sweet in the hopes of getting you to play with him again.
+ Killer is the one who has to explain it to you once he realizes how serious the relationship between you and Kid has grown. Thanks to the World Government’s actions in South Blue after the end of Gol D. Roger’s era, many parents either abandoned their children or were brutally killed trying to protect them due to governmental officials wiping out as many of the ex-Pirate King’s ‘potential spawn’ as possible. Kid is one of those survivors and his childhood was as brutal as it was unforgiving, leaving the boy with no other option than to grow up as quickly as possible.
- Whatever parental figures he had at the time cared little for the red-haired boy during his youth, leaving him to figure out his own path in life. Kid’s earliest life lessons were that few people were to be trusted, much less accepted into the angry youth’s heart... or at least that was the case until Killer came into his life, the tall blond remaining to this day one of the only people understanding enough to deal with Kid’s eccentricities. Nobody knows better than the Massacre Soldier that Kid is not a conventional partner and will be there to support both you and his childhood friend, knowing full well what his friend has experienced and to prevent a rift growing between the two of you.
+ In time, Kid learns to become a more wholesome partner but it’ll take a lot of patience, time and understanding from you, almost as much as Killer himself to be able to handle your captain at his worst. No matter what, he’ll remain as fierce and possessive as he ever was but will learn how to handle any grievances in a healthier fashion...
- “What the hell, Kid? You got blood all over me again!” You yell while wiping your face clean of crimson splatters, a headless marine dropping to the floor beside you. You can only watch as the man sheepishly grins despite the battle raging all the two of you and shrugs. “What? He was checking out your ass behind your back!”
Yandere Doflamingo with Reader Headcanons
+ In all honestly, there’s not much difference in a relationship between Yandere!Doflamingo and Regular!Doflamingo. The man is a self-proclaimed God, a Celestial Dragon and Child of the Heavens despite long having since been thrown out of Mary Geoise along with his family. Even though many years have passed since that terrible day, Doflamingo has become King once again and his word in Dressrosa is law above all...
- Unlike Kid, Doflamingo actually enjoyed plenty of healthy exposure to a loving relationship from the start of his troubled life. His parents were unconditionally loving towards their children and each other despite the difficulties they soon themselves after having descended to the ‘world of humans’ below and it is due to these experiences that Doflamingo has his own peculiar views on love. In his eyes, love towards him truly is unconditional - and to break that means you never truly loved him at all.
+ That being said, Doflamingo adores you intensely and like Kid, it is a fierce and possessive affection. Unlike Kid however, it is one that the Heavenly Demon feels he is completely and utterly entitled to and his wrath knows no bounds when he doesn’t get what he wants. He’ll move mountains if he has to and tear heaven and earth asunder if he must, but you are his and his alone and need to understand that as soon as possible.
- On the surface, you look like any other of the many young admirers and lovers that frequently stop by the palace. There is never any shortage of women and even the occasional man hoping to secure a favourable position likes yours when it’s obvious you’re the man’s most favoured partner, yet despite their best efforts, Doflamingo is content to play only for a short while before returning his affections back to you.
+ “What’s the matter, love? Did you think anything about that was actually serious?” Doflamingo will chuckle if you seem put out at all by this behaviour, the man treating you more like a favourite toy than an actual person and partner. It’s hypocritical in a way, that Doffy can seem to play with whomever he wants but if anybody should so much as look your way...
- “Young Master!” The Donquixote Family will cry out in shock as Doflamingo suddenly cuts down a few lowly recruits for the simple crime of looking at you in a way he doesn’t like. To Doflamingo, it is a crime even more unforgivable than laughing at his family, such filthy men daring to lust so openly for his partner right before his eyes! You don’t get to go out so often after that particular incident, for Doflamingo would gladly kill any number of people who so much as looks at you the wrong way.
+ Doflamingo’s possessiveness only grows worse over time the more he’s attached to you, the longer you’ve been together. Having lost so many of his own family members over the years, he takes no chance in risking losing you as well; only the Donquixote Family is to be around you, long term members that the man feels as though he can trust with you alone, even if he has to have somebody watching you at all times. Never are you to go anywhere by yourself, let alone speak to anybody outside of those ‘allowed’ to interact with you.
- This isolation can be as stifling as his possessiveness at times, especially when Doflamingo is busy with work but he’d rather that and cage you, his precious little pet, than risk letting you fly free. When you entered this relationship, you knew full well what you were getting yourself into and of the kind of man you were getting involved with...
+ “Let you go? Whatever for, my darling? Do you not enjoy the finest food, the most beautiful scenery and gifts anybody could hope to enjoy? I am your God, Name. You need nothing else in life, only me...” Doflamingo will purr if you ever dare bring up the subject, his large and powerful hands caressing your form that even though he’s not using his strings, he might as well be doing so for all the control he has over you now.
Dude. I’m just wondering around looking for new one piece blogs to follow. Any recommendations for some cute style art?
Hi there, anon! Thanks for the message, it’s a good question because there are so many blogs out there but I wish I could help you more regarding newer blogs due to recent inactivity and lack of exposure to anything art-orientated. @ask-dr-trafalgar is new and has a very charming art style as well as an entertaining blog, while @koobahcoon and @ceejindeed are absolutely phenomenal artists whom are all active as far as I know. @let-sanji-say-fuck is the most recent headcanons blog I know of and doesn’t do art as far as I know, but their writing is magical and genuinely well-written. Apologies to all blogs that have been mentioned and it’s not welcomed, if there’s any problem whatsoever, I’ll remove you from the post!
@madlymiho @doctorgerth @dadmihawk Never did I think the day would come where I’d be disappointed in your taste of characters!! One thing’s for sure though, I don’t even know anymore. 🤣
Alright, now that it seems that tumblr’s got it’s recent patch issues sorted out, I’m finally able to write again! Unfortunately I can’t do much about recent posts and drafts that were affected by the bug as they’re uneditable still, so what I’ll be doing is reposting them into new responses with pasted asks at the top! Sorry for the belated activity, everyone; I get entirely OCD about presentation and losing a considerable portion of work has not done much for my mood... ah well, it’s time to start over and move on!
That being said, I’m considering emptying my inbox entirely and taking on fresh requests! A lot of asks I received focus around AU criteria, uncomfortable subjects and asks that have been requested a lot on other blogs so having read similar asks, I really don’t want to see like some sort of plagiarist because now I can’t imagine my own unique answers! It’s JUST a consideration however; I’ll be sure to think about it and make a fresh response post once I’ve fixed up the damage that the latest patch did to my drafted inbox and yeah. Hope you’re all having a great weekend, guys!
When do you think your going to start match ups again? Feel better soon boo
Hey there, anon! Thank you so much for the lovely message, it’s appreciated and I’ve been wondering that question myself because while the match up requests are fun to do, it seems that a lot of people don’t seem to like them very much despite being one of the most requested types of asks so I’m honestly at a loss on what to do from now on regarding them? Match up mundays seemed like a fun event to hold but having activity slowed down as it currently is, I may have to switch them to being a follower event like some people do right now? It’s hard to say, and I’m hesitant to make promises since I can’t seem to keep those very well as of late.
Yes, I'm just dropping by your inbox to tell you many many good things, but one thing even more important : Ah, Blue, awesome Blue. What a dear friend, you are, and what an awesome person! Radiant, brilliant, easy to get along with... You're a bubble of happiness, and I dearly care about you, my darling 💙 💙 💙
Thank you so much for the lovely message, my darling!! You don’t know how much getting this message means to me right now as I haven’t been in the greatest place the last couple of days so a sweet ask like this, spreading the love around a little in that beautifully sunny way you do? I can’t thank you enough nor tell you what a sweet, sweet person you are in always bringing joy to our lives every single day. The same and more can be said about you too, my friend, again you are a wonderful person who deserves the best imaginable being such an incredibly sunny, friendly writer!! ~ ♡
