main for @allamericansbitch

this blog is only for sending asks/following back

[allamericansbitch-main]

oops i remade! this is no longer an active humor blog, feel free to unfollow if that’s what you were looking for. this will now be a ‘side’ account for my more active blog @allamericansbitch

this is for me to be able to send asks, reply to people, and follow back people who interact with that blog. 

[corpsemo]

music I listen to is not necessarily good but I like it the way it is

[depsidase]

[expiredcheese]

Maybe Jeff Bezos is only getting a divorce because he realised marriage is a type of union

This is the best anon ask I’ve ever received.

[wellbutrinboy]

no one talk to me today i diagnosed myself with female hysteria

[funny-tik-toks]

[mesmerishh]

reaction is so chaotic, yet delivery is perfection

[stevenrogered]

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

[gaynfl-moved]

[fullmetalfisting]

You know, that’s fair

[fourthell]

u know what will really ruin ur day? anything if ur sensitive enough

[toastbutteregg]

[studentlifeproblems]

[mirdania]

there is not a single role chris pratt does that jack black couldn’t do better

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

Mix butter and water together at the gym

whoever you are stop trying to communicate with me

[thegenderal]

I love the yearly spotify wrapped embarrassment we all go through.. to witness the self reflected back upon you is always a humiliating experience

[infinitecrime]

I would give anything to know wtf emotions she was experiencing on August 2nd

[nocontextgoodplace]

[no-chill-at-all]

[twistedhellknight52]

no offense to u but are u satire??

Im a sagatarius. It means your born in dacember basicly.

[podencos]

Not to be greedy but I want

[unlikecharlie]

Might fuck around and yearn too