◜ trixie & katya ; unhhh ; season 1 ◇ ask memes ◞
❝ are you in the witness protection program?? ❞
❝ is your refrigerator running? ‘cause i’m gonna suck your dick. ❞
❝ i put the ‘pal’ in ‘high school principal.’ ❞
❝ basically, you can also fuck ghosts. ❞
❝ lying to people is fundamental. ❞
❝ lady footlocker!!! daaaaaammmnnn. ❞
❝ it takes two to tango, but it takes three to have a really good time. ❞
❝ you’re gonna fuckin’ lose it. ❞
❝ and i’m humiliation. personified. ❞
❝ that is the real thing! snatched. bald. ❞
❝ you’re gonna have a heart murmur. ❞
❝ you’re hogging the body of christ! ❞
❝ i think the weenie is funner. ❞
❝ my weenie is huge, but it is not all-knowing. ❞
❝ i can’t wait to get old and ugly. ❞
❝ you dabble in both extremes. you’re like ‘i’m gonna do yoga, and sleep alot, and go on a retreat, but i’m also gonna do drugs, suck a stranger’s dick on camera at a meet n’ greet, and then throw myself in a cab and run without paying for it.’ ❞
❝ live fast, die… y’know, in your forties. ❞
❝ you’re gonna die up there. ❞
❝ i relish an opportunity to be ooky spooky. ❞
❝ she’s a little bit country. i’m a little bit garbage. ❞
❝ suck my dark dracula dick. ❞
❝ i have finally lost contact with reality. ❞
❝ do you have any friends that are liars? ❞
❝ i’m thankful for two things: violence. and haircare. ❞
❝ something i’m thankful for is the fact that you continue to entertain friendship with me, when all i do is interrupt you. ❞
❝ what the fuck is a yam? ❞
❝ i’m just here to provide cultural commentary. ❞
❝ where do you think harry potter was made, motherfucker?!? ❞
❝ merry christmas time…. happy holidays…. ❞
❝ and i’m jesus christ’s mother’s lawyer, and i mean business. ❞
❝ if there was an easter album market? mama. you would dominate. ❞
❝ bitch please get out of my house. ❞
❝ read between the lines, mary. ❞
❝ i don’t know what’s worse about kissing you: tongue, dry mouth, your beard, your red lipstick, your smoker breath, or your attitude. ❞
❝ how about ‘all of the above’? ❞
❝ santa claus is coming to SNATCH YOUR FUCKIN’ WIG YOU SHOOK ASS BITCH! ❞
❝ and i’m the only surefire way to disengage your temporomandibular joint, DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT!!! ❞