allosexual sunder

I'M SUNDER AND I LOVE TO FUCK

[allosexualsunder]

HOW ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO ENJOY IDW2 WHEN I'M NOT EVEN IN IT?!

[eelstims]

Sunder - Transformers Stimboard For Anon X | X | X X | X | X X | X | X

[polyhexian]

2020 is the year we all finally start shitting on rung a little bit

[allosexualsunder]

I WILL PERSONALLY PUNCH DONGLED TRAMP IN THE FACE FOR DARING TO MAKE SUMMER ANY FUCKING HOTTER THAN IT ALREADY IS!

[allosexualsunder]

IT’S ALREADY TOO HOT! FUCK SUMMER!

[allosexualsunder]

SOMEONE BUY ME BOOTY SHORTS THAT SAY "GOD CAN'T KILL ME" ON THE BUTT!

THIS IS IMPORTANT!

[allosexualsunder]

I’M STILL HERE

TUMBLR HAS RECOGNIZED ME FOR THE DELIGHTFUL CHARACTER I AM!

NOW I JUST NEED HASBRO TO BELIEVE THIS AS WELL AND MAKE TOYS OF ME! AND THEY BETTER NOT BE SHITTY REDECOS!

[allosexualsunder]

Sunder we love u

I KNOW THIS IS YOU FROID! I KNOW YOU’RE JUST USING ANON SO I FEEL LIKE MORE PEOPLE LOVE ME! 

THAT’S SO SWEET OF YOU! THANK YOU! I LOVE YOU TOO!!!

[allosexualsunder]

NO IDEA IF STAFF WILL DECIDE THAT THIS BLOG IS TOO INAPROPROS AFTER DECEMBER 17TH BUT IF THEY DO I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE ALL OF YOU AND HOPE TO ONE DAY EAT YOUR SPINES!

[allosexualsunder]

You have Karkat's typing quirk and I'm going to be perfectly honest, that bothers me somewhat on what could be described as an almost religious level.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT! IS THAT SOME NEW MORTAL KOMBAT KHARAKTER?! THERE ARE A LOT OF K’S IN THAT WORD IS ALL I’M SAYING

[allosexualsunder]

I’M NOT THRILLED THAT I CAN’T EASILY LOOK UP MASSIVE TITTIES ON THIS WEBSITE ANY MORE BUT I’D RATHER NOT SEE BIG HONKING BAZONKERS THAN THERE BE THIS GROSS CP PROBLEM!

GUESS I’M BACK TO GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCHING FOR LITERALLY ANY WORD TO FULFILL MY NEED TO SEE BIG OL’ DOBANHONKANDEROS! 

[allosexualsunder]

I HOPE EVERYONE HAD A GOOD BLACK FRIDAY AND DIDN’T BUY ANY HASBRO PRODUCTS IN PROTEST OF ME NOT HAVING ANY HASBRO PRODUCTS!

I WILL ACCEPT A BEAUTIFUL D*SNEY PRINCESS MADE IN MY IMAGE! THIS IS AN ACCEPTABLE MERCHANDISE OF ME!

[allosexualsunder]

I HAVE THE VAGUE MEMORY OF THERE BEING SOME SHITTY CUCK THAT I HATED.

WHAT A WEIRDLY SPECIFIC FEELING!

[allosexualsunder]

I LOVE MY BROTHER, BUT IT’S MY FUCKING TURN ON THE XBOX!

MOVE OVER SPECTRE, YOU’VE BEEN PLAYING COD FOR HOURS! I WANNA PLAY GOD OF WAR!

[allosexualsunder]

I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT GOD OF WAR IS ON THE PLAYSTATION AND THIS IS WHY SPECTRE HAS NOT GOTTEN OFF THE XBOX.

ALL IS FORGIVEN!

[allosexualsunder]

I LOVE MY BROTHER, BUT IT’S MY FUCKING TURN ON THE XBOX!

MOVE OVER SPECTRE, YOU’VE BEEN PLAYING COD FOR HOURS! I WANNA PLAY GOD OF WAR!

[allosexualsunder]

HOMOPHOBIA IS ME NOT WINNING THE LOTTERY!

[allosexualsunder]

I AM SUING MARVEL! I SAW VENOM AND I HAVE NOW HAD AN ERECTION LASTING MORE THAN FOURTEEN HOURS! THERE WAS NO WARNING ON THIS FILM!