#nsfw-ish

[thekitofit]

i have nothing to say. I blacked out and there it was

[hikaru-gero-ichiyo]

So like I have a question. Since my husband and I took each other’s virginities. Are we still virgins? Bc we both still have virginities. Just like. Just like not our own.

[hyliareborn]

[the-naughty-atom]

A new text would land onto Bowen's communications device with an imaged attached. It contained two women sitting on a very familiar couch, which almost looked like his own.

📲 - "Special treat waiting for you if you want it. We know how much of a man you are~"

📲 - "And if you aren't a man before... we'll make you one now~ Come home. Two women want to make you theirs~"

HOLY SHIT! Bowen for the first few seconds stares at the image on his phone. That's his couch. That's Cinder. The other woman, she's definitely attractive too. He didn't know what they were planning but the connotations already had him red faced and staring.

He isn't going to respond, that takes too much time! He's literally bolting home at practically top speed! He'd probably be back in minutes more than anything!

He isn't one to keep anyone waiting. Certainly not for this!

[goblin-enjoyer]

You ever watch a show and have a horrible horrible realization midway through an episode that will stick its way into your head every time you watch the show now? Very specific but it was caused by very specific situations. I was watching futurama, one of the many “bender does a thing to get a girl-bot’s attention” episodes, and something I never thought about before came across my head: Somebody out there probably thinks the robots in futurama are hot, and not in the classic proper “I want to have sex with a 200 ton inhuman death machine” way you might see around here but for the robot designs that are so exaggerated for humor and episodic plot reasons that they might as well be be flinging arrows around. It sounds weird texting it on white but the concept of someone finding a .5 dimensional plot stick of a “character” genuinely attractive gives me error messages.

[thirtybythirty]

inspired by my wife showing me the worst lingerie set of all time

nico (the labubu) is @freckledstarlet 's character

[shartgod420]

[melodyofdestiny]

(( drake to ryo )) [ PIN ]: sender pins receiver against the wall during combat/sparring.

"Oh ho? Is this my win? Now tell me-" He leans in. "Is this the position you wanted to be in~?"

Ryo smirked as he was pinned against the wall. "Oh you should know by now darling that I rather like to be in charge. But by all means if you can prove your worth then I'll allow it~" He said with a teasing note in his voice.

@theirunluckystars