Harrys secretary: Hello Mr.Malfoy Potter. Sorry to disturb you but I’m afraid your husband is having a malfunction.
Draco: excuse me... What?
Secretary: he keeps going around in circles and bumping into everything. He also made me hold his file 16 feet off his desk so he could read it.
Draco: Tell Harry I’ll come by to drop off his glasses.
Secretary: Pardon my asking Mr.Malfoy but is Mr. potters sight really that bad?
Draco: Honey, the last time Harry forgot his glasses he thought a tree wanted his autograph.















