Mostly Harry Potter Ships

Fangirl// DRARRY// HARMIONE// DRAMIONE

[cupids-missed-arrow]

Harrys secretary: Hello Mr.Malfoy Potter. Sorry to disturb you but I’m afraid your husband is having a malfunction.

Draco: excuse me... What?

Secretary: he keeps going around in circles and bumping into everything. He also made me hold his file 16 feet off his desk so he could read it.

Draco: Tell Harry I’ll come by to drop off his glasses.

Secretary: Pardon my asking Mr.Malfoy but is Mr. potters sight really that bad?

Draco: Honey, the last time Harry forgot his glasses he thought a tree wanted his autograph.

[notfrayclary]

Oh, Harry.

[grangerhermiones]

requested by @fantasticase

[scarletwitch]

[allthemshipz]

Lily: See this is why people think you're creepy.

James: Do you think I'm creepy?

Lily: Yes, but you say nice things to me, and I think you smell kinda good.

James: So who's creepy now?

Lily: Still you.

[jack-of-all-plagues]

D: …are you wooing me, Potter?

H: is it working?

well Sirius’ bike had to end up somewhere and I think Harry would gladly take that burden, especially if he can pick up his boyfriend from work or sth so they can be 100 % ostentatious 

besides, Harry still hates flooing imo.

the leather jacket was somehow a success so I thought why not go all the way but I was so wrong omgggg sorry for the extremely oversimplified bike but I had no patience with it. also, I figured it would have to be a bit bigger if Hagrid could comfortably ride it? idk

I’m never doing this again I’m not even joking lmao 

[selinas-deactivated20251210]

[raushni-blog]

unimpressed boyfriends in sunglasses.jpg

[allthemshipz]

Harry: You have feelings for me??

Draco: Yeah... But it's kinda disrupting my whole heartless bitch vibe, so I dunno.

[daily-potters-deactivated201711]

remember when everyone was sharing an apparition class in the great hall and Harry ditched Ron and Hermione and pushed and hurried past everyone just to stand behind Draco and listen to him talk because i do

[allthemshipz]

Pansy: It's late. I'm heading off to bed, Draco

Draco: Night, Pans

Pansy *really fast*: Potter'sLoverSayWhat

Draco: What?

Pansy: *screams*

[allthemshipz]

Harry: [petting a hippogriff on the head]

Draco: I wanna ride that.

Pansy: I thought you said you didn't like hippogriffs.

Draco: I wasn't talking about the hippogriff.

[malfoydrarry]

[culterioncollection]

There’s only one plausible reason…. 

[allthemshipz]

First year Draco: father, harry potter won't be my friend and that's so unfair i hate harry potter with his stupid face and his stupid scar and the way he plays quidditch perfectly an d

Lucius: i'm sure he'll grow out of this

*19 years later*

30 year old Draco: fATHER I WANT TO CHANGE THE COLOUR SCHEME IN THE BATHROOM BUT HARRY WON'T LET ME AND THAT'S NOT FAIR BECAUSE I'M HIS HUSBAND AND I HAVE RIGHTS I HATE HIM WITH HIS STUPID FACE AND HIS STUPID SCAR

Lucius: *sobs into Narcissa's lap*

[upthehillart]

sweet nothings or dirty talk? x

[saltysalmonella]

Is that a threat, Draco