The Bored Reader

Ona - She/Her- Slytherin- professional simp

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Jude: Ughhh I hate wearing a mask everyday

Cardan: I knowwww, you can barely hear me when i talk

Jude: Thank god for small miracles

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Imagine Draco writing this on the side of his book while Harry and Ginny were dating:

I couldn’t see my reflection in your eyes, because all they did was dream of her.

(Quote by me)

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Harry Potter fans: Harry was literally bi you can tell by the way he was written in the books.

JK Rowling: no❤️

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Other actors: I wouldn’t want a role to define my entire career.

Tom Felton: IM DRACO FUCKING MALFOY.

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Draco: Ughhh I hate wearing a mask everyday

Harry: I knowwww, you can barely hear me when i talk

Draco: Thank god for small miracles

[jeenay]

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Him staring at the screen like try me bitch.

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I love how on tik tok its like a trend to simp over Draco Malfoy...like bitch are u really telling me u just found out about the sexiest mf on the planet?! I guess better late then never.

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Draco: Its the glasses for me.

Harry: Its the drama queen for me.

Draco: Its the birds nest on yo head for me.

Harry: Its the fake blonde for me.

Draco: BITCH U DID NOT JUST GO THERE

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Imagine not shipping Drarry... hah pesants.

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Draco and Pansy in their 5th year screming Lizzo lyrics like: YOU COULDA HAD A BAD BITCH, NON-COMMITTAL. HELP YOU WITH YOUR CAREER JUST A LITTLE, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO HOLD ME DOWNNNN BUT YOURE HOLDIN ME BACK, AND THATS THE SOUNDDDD OF ME NOT CALLING U BACK.

Draco: periodt.

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Draco everytime after he insults Potter.

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I have a very serious question and i need awnseres. If one of them had to do the WAP dance...would it be Harry or Malfoy?

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Draco: “There’s some whores in this house.”

“There’s some whores in this house.”

So obviously these lyrics are very heartfelt to me cuz im a whore.

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I kid you not, I would pay thousands of dollars to see Draco Malfoys face when he runs out of hairgel.

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Nobody:

Not a single soul:

Draco singing in the shower: SOMETHING BOUT YOUUUU MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A DANGEROUS WOMANNNNN

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*5th year at Hogwarts*

Ginny: Harry is super cuteee.

Cho: And super hottt.

Draco: And super gayyyy.