Logan | Red Stan

I once believed love would be burning red... but it’s golden

[alltoologan13]

I did something bad @taylorswift 🐍

[folklauraa]

@taylorswift

[deadindeathvalley]

yes hello 911 I would like to report a missing band yes they are called cobra starship

[emoheritageposts]

June 30, 2013

[mrotiski]

the year is 2025 and panic! at the disco have just released their 4th album

[drcocks-blog]

and Fall Out Boy are still on hiatus

[artistzico]

and green day have released their 30th studio album despite the members being 53

[pornstarch]

and mcr has fired their 63rd drummer

[trassshqueen]

And Blink 182 are still on tour

[emoheritageposts]

Nov. 2012

[bandsandbattlescars]

Attend college Attend colleg Attend colle Attend coll Attend col Attend co Attend con Attend conc Attend conce Attend concer Attend concert Attend concerts

[emoheritageposts]

April 29, 2013

[alltoologan13]

Este’s husband when Taylor shows up to his house with a knife and bleach

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[lestautism]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[ditzyalpaca]

your man thinks putting caramel on onions is caramelizing them

[alltoologan13]

Este’s husband when Taylor shows up to his house with a knife and bleach

[throughthestars18]

I can’t stand my step father.

[sunsetbabe]

Forever and ever...

[lovestory]

𝒸𝒾𝓉𝓎 𝑜𝒻 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓇

[giffied]

tscreators 1k Celebration Event: May 17th: Favorite Era

𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻

[mmytearsricochet]

[lov-eswift]

[joealwyndaily]

♡♡♡♡♡

[thedarkestlittleparadisse]

They are so cute 😭💕

[powerfulwizard]

octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

[powerfulwizard]

I hate to disappoint the finest minds on tumblr but

Gallery of fake fans right here.

[butchflirt]

The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning

[truonyx-deactivated20200418]

his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight

[yehudah]

squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….

[truonyx-deactivated20200418]

you dont get to decide whether or not all the octopuses in the show’s lack of tentacles is or isnt a design choice when its already BEEN CONFIRMED BEFORE THAT HES AN OCTOPUS IN A MULTITUDE OF OFFICIAL MATERIALS. also, there are actual squids on the show:

[powerfulwizard]

Also where is everyone in the notes getting the idea that 8 tentacles=octopuses and 6 tentacles=squids. Squids don’t have 6 tentacles. Squids have 10 limbs, 2 of which are tentacles and 8 of which are legs that look like tentacles.

[2am-soda-deactivated20211215]

this started as an argument about squidward being an adult virgin

[imalwaysaslutforthevoid]

yeah but nobody is going to argue against that

[alltoologan13]

Only The Young (2020)

[chujellys]

lego star wars is always gold tbh