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text | ava + sadie

Ava: Have you been neglected all day because of some super dorky techie event?

#text: ava to sadie

text | kait + rose

Kait: Whyyyy has it been so long since I've seen you? I miss your face.

#text: kaitlyn to rosalie

text | reid + adam

Reid: Watching that Apple event with you got me in trouble with Sadie.

#text: reid to adam

text | emmett + drake

Drake: You have no excuse, you just suck at poker

Drake: If anyone was trying to take advantage and up their chances it was Grant

Emmett: This argument is pointless until I win all your money tonight.

#text: emmett to drake

text | emmett + marissa

Marissa: why can't you be both? You have your moments of teddy bear cuteness

Marissa: She would actually have to find out about it first and who knows if that'll happen.

Marissa: I mean... that's a conversation for another time. Preferably not over texts?

Marissa: I could sneak out to "meet the pizza boy"..make sure he knows the service is appreciated and give him a good tip

Emmett: You wound me and my ego.

Emmett: You really think we can hide it for that long?

Emmett: I never knew you had a pizza boy fantasy.

#text: emmett to marissa

Text >> Reid

Sadie: Kill you no, I'm trying to help you. I don't want you to be the first person committed for going crazy waiting on apple events to happen.

Sadie: You're an ice cream golddigger...i should've know!

Reid: There are people a lot more fanatic than me. I may be a geek, but I'm only a moderate geek.

Reid: I have no defense.

#text: reid to sadie

text | jyll + marissa

Marissa: Nothing you'd be interested in hearing about, it's just boring editorial shit for easy money

Marissa: No food? Ugh, fine then we'll order a pizza

Marissa: You don't do grocery stores cause none within a 20 block radius will let you in.. that's what happens when you and your boyfriend do inapproprite things in places you shouldn't

Jyll: SHUT UP MARISSA OH MY GOD

#text: jyllian to marissa

text | jyll + drew

Jyll: yeah yeah yeah all empty words when i still have to go to bed cuddle-less. you'll have to make it up to me

Jyll: BECAUSE I NEED CUDDLES

Jyll: maybe you should sleep on the couch this time just in case

Drew: you know I don't like it either, I would leave now if I knew josh wouldn't tackle me to the ground. I will make it up to you though

Drew: I'M SORRYYYYYY. I'LL SEND YOU SNAPCHAT VIDEOS?

Drew: but I'm too tall to sleep on the couch

Jyll: you better mister

Jyll: that will help a little

Jyll: this is why we need that guest bedroom ok

#text: jyllian to andrew

text | kait + aria

Aria: I know nothing about this girl and I already don't like her

Aria: I don't like anyone that takes time away from our time

Aria: I hope she spills coffee on herself, i'm sure she'll be so distraught the meeting will have to end and you can come home to me

Kait: You really would hate her. She's so obnoxious.

Kait: Sigh me either. I think I'm just going to tell her to email me her lists.

Kait: And done. Finallyyyyy

Kait: Coming home now :)

#text: kaitlyn to aria

text | chase + rosalie

Rosalie: I could say the same to you. Every time I went in this past week you weren't around.

Rosalie: Your worded encouragement is anything but awkward, I promise you that.

Rosalie: That's what I call a morning well spent — only the part about RWE's excerpts though.

Chase: Yeah, I guess I've had weird hours this week. Also they are apparently training me to be a manager.

Chase: Haha thanks, but it's okay if it makes me seem like kind of a loser. I've accepted that by now.

Chase: Have to agree. A nice break from Nietzsche.

#text: chase to rosalie

text | emmett + drake

Drake: I got /you/ drunk? I'm pretty sure you're the one that kept bringing out the alcohol. I just didn't drink as much as you and Grant

Drake: You've got jokes. Too bad your poker skills aren't half as good as your jokes.

Emmett: You took advantage of my weakness for Brandy and we both know it.

Emmett: You'd better hope so.

#text: emmett to drake

text | emmett + marissa

Marissa: aww that's really really cute.

Marissa: Whenever you refer to her as your niece I remember that my days are numbered...once she finds out, if she ever does i'll be going six feet under

Emmett: No, not cute. Manly and tough, not cute, never cute. You make me sound like a fucking teddy bear...

Emmett: She doesn't like change much, that's for sure. Maybe in time she would come to accept it.

Emmmett: Until then, I do kind of like the whole sneaking around...

Emmett: Maybe you can sneak out for a quickie in her apartment lobby later

#text: emmett to marissa

Text >> Reid

Sadie: i'm gonna write a letter to apple and ask them to make their events every 3 years instead of six months.

Sadie: are you just saying that cause you want ice cream?

Reid: I can't wait that long for the next iPhone. Are you trying to kill me??

Reid: No, definitely not. (Yes.)

#text: reid to sadie

text | jyll + marissa

Marissa: Not exactly, just stuff

Marissa: okay i'll be there asap and you'd better have food too

Jyll: ohhhh. stuff. okay makes sense.

Jyll: -_____-

Jyll: i'll buzz you up in just a sec

Jyll: no promises about food. drew has been working late and we know i can't do grocery stores so

#text: jyllian to marissa

text | jyll + drew

Drew: If I could spend the entire day just giving you love and attention I would be the happiest guy on earth, seriously. If we kick things into high gear then there won't be much reason for me to spend so much time away

Drew: why can't you get her to fall asleep in the living room? Remember the last time she fell asleep on our bed?

Drew: "Carry her to the couch" you said, "she won't hit" you said... i had a bruise for days

Jyll: yeah yeah yeah all empty words when i still have to go to bed cuddle-less. you'll have to make it up to me

Jyll: BECAUSE I NEED CUDDLES

Jyll: maybe you should sleep on the couch this time just in case

#text: jyllian to andrew

text | kait + aria

Aria: How did you get roped into it? I thought you were coming home soon :/

Aria: I miss you too, it's been 6 very long hours without you

Kait: SIGH me too baby

Kait: But my boss didn't really give me a choice

Kait: It was supposed to be a short meeting, but this girl is still talking about FLOWER ARRANGEMENTS for gods sake

Kait: shoot me and put me out of my misery

Kait: I just wanna come home to you

#text: kaitlyn to aria

text | chase + rosalie

Rosalie: Now I'm doing well, so thank you for that :)

Rosalie: I might actually change your contact name to Fortune Cookie

Rosalie: That's one of my favorite quotes, by the way

Chase: Glad to know it. I haven't seen you around the shop in a while.

Chase: That's what I'm here for - wisdom and awkwardly-worded encouragement

Chase: I was reading some excerpts of his this morning and immediately thought of you, so I'm not surprised

#text: chase to rosalie

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