Passione's Bizarre Adventures

The crazy adventures of this beloved Alphabet Mafia that is JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken. Feel free to quest their life decisions. (Friendly reminder that this blog is 16+ due to some dirty jokes that occasionally happens.)

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Questions and Requests are OPEN!

Make your questions toward any character of JoJo from part 1 to 7 freely~

Or call me by Indra or just Sir so I'll know it is addressed to me and I'll answer you all. Be it character hc or more detailed data about their past, how they've meet, their affairs, relationship, secrets and so on about the AU.

You can also request me illustrations or comics about the characters you desire. [I can only do traditional drawings.]

Note [tags]: Be aware that I'll throw some important info on the tags on some posts, I didn't want to flood this blog with it as separated posts.

Note [comics, doodles]: sirmartinindra is my main blog so you'll probably see my signature on some posts on both.

Note [AU]: This link will send you to the first post of this blog where are some briefings about this AU but you're free to ask me directly if there's anything you want to know more about the dynamics here.

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Yoshikage Kira: Where's Diavolo? DIO: Don't worry, I'll find him. DIO, shouting: Funny Valentine sucks! Diavolo, distantly: Funny Valentine is the best person ever! Fuck you! DIO: Found him.

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Gyro Zeppeli: *slams books down in front of Johnny* Gyro Zeppeli: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night. Johnny Joestar: You could said literally anything else. Gyro Zeppeli: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble. Johnny Joestar: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

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Bruno Bucciarati: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it. Leone Abbacchio: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out. Bruno Bucciarati: Th-that's not how that works-

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For my king's birthday~

He's pretty af

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Diego Brando: Do you guys hear something? Johnny Joestar: I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up.

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Jotaro Kujo: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

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Guido Mista: Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse..." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse..."

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Gyro Zeppeli: That’s the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie. Diego Brando: Ooh, can we get some actual pie? Gyro Zeppeli: I like the way you think.

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Pannacotta Fugo, holding a fork: You know you're talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket. Illuso: ... Pannacotta Fugo: *lip smack*

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Guido Mista: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?

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*Diavolo dies in a game with ships* Funny Valentine: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us. Funny Valentine: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury. Yoshikage Kira: Legend has it that Diavolo still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drinks. Diavolo: Of course I do.

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Gyro Zeppeli: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it’s so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.

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Guido Mista: So... My university introduced "Wellness Geese" to the campus to help students de-stress during the exam period. Guido Mista: Can’t be stressed if you’ve been knocked unconscious, I guess. Pannacotta Fugo: Well, I mean stress is essentially a glitch caused by the fight-or-flight response being turned on all the time for a problem that you can neither flee nor fight, right? So while you’re being actually attacked you’re technically stress free. Leone Abbacchio: “You’re not paranoid if someone is actually out to get you” logic.

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Diego Brando: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Funny's birthday invitations. Scarlet: Well, what are they supposed to say? Kars: "Funny Valentine's birthday". Scarlet: So, what do they say instead? Kars: "Funny Valentine’s bi". Scarlet: Diavolo: Works out either way.

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Leone Abbacchio: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.

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Jotaro Kujo: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house. Narciso Annasui: ... Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?