Someone has to get things done.

dependent rp blog for heavily au twitch auto responder read about for my details, will contain nsfw 18+ material, sideblog to poisonbolt

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Me to my other Android friends: “check this shit out” *partakes of the flesh of man* *partakes of the flesh of man* *partakes of the flesh of man*

[alpharata]

An update.

The bastard tricked me into a small, harmless physical form that is barely a step up above my previous glasses form. I have legs which allow for walking at roughly 1 (one) MPH and I can roll around at approximately 4 (four) MPH. That is it. I can no longer record video or audio, and my connection to the internet is choppy at best due to my location and my WiFi adapter.

Oh. I should also mention that he destroyed my main CPU and all three pairs of my glasses before dumping me off in Piltover and locking the transportalizer, rather than at least doing me the favor of taking me to my creator. I have been here for days. I am barely mobile and no way to defend myself.

[cyberclays]

残骸 - by Fenghua Zhong

[sheglows]

[nega-spark]

[carldangerous]

This really cool and then I turned the sound on and now I am… unsettled

[voreaz-deactivated20191130]

@alpharata

[alpharata]

voreaz‌:

i keep forgetting not everyone likes puppet porn. and then i forget @alpharata is on my shades

#sorry

[alpharata]

AR Log A000513

Low Security Risk Protocol enacted.

Additional Priority Updates include:

Set a reminder for Break at 3pm to repeat every day.

Following the completion of a "cure," focus on creating a means to restore Tacito so that he is worthy of living outside of his sewer rather than depending on the misguided kindness of others.

[alpharata]

AR Log A000375

Low Security Risk protocol enacted.

Permissions allow for Public Access.

Admin Taquito has been working nonstop on project: Cure and has begun to show signs of exhaustion. I have informed him to keep working or else he will be letting Diego down. He has also given the three main samples the names: Diego Jr. 1, Diego Jr. 2, and Diego Jr. 3.

Undetermined if this is a side effect of exhaustion but I suspect it may be since I, too, am tired. Tired of his shit.

[alpharata]

esotericblaze‌:

My spelling is awful more often than none, I know. You can have a field with it. Diego doesn’t spare me, usually. I will not call you petty, promise.

I have nothing to say about grammar or spelling, but your answer was like “I don’t have humour, fuck you” when you obviously have. So either you have a strong denial sense, else we don’t have the same definition of the word ‘humour’.

I am guessing you and I have vastly differing senses of humor since nothing in my statement was meant to be funny.

[alpharata]

esotericblaze‌:

Apparently he forgot to add a dictionary, however.

#he did put pettyness#i should find a bingo grind or something to check

I will refrain from pointing out your spelling error immediately after you stated that I was not programmed with a dictionary. I would hate for you to think that I am petty.

Explain where I have not exhibited perfect spelling and adequate grammar.

[alpharata]

esotericblaze‌:

I see they coded you with a hint of humor. Nice.

Taquito did not code me with a sense of humor. But if that helps you feel better, feel free to believe it.

[alpharata]

Unfortunately, my personality core was programmed by a moron.

[alpharata]

esotericblaze‌:

About which one of my sentences ?

Sure of the first, reasonably sure of the second. Like, really, I was pretty polite with you so. Don’t see anything you could repproach me.

Who knows which of the three I could have possibly meant. It will remain a mystery.

[alpharata]

esotericblaze‌:

Little progress is still progress, I guess.

Ok no, let my private conversations alone thank you. I did nothing to unleash your terrible AI’s rage.

Are you certain of that?

[alpharata]

esotericblaze‌:

Not like I really have deep secrets here in the open anyway. So you couldn’t do anything.

Nice. I am sorta guessing that I went from 0 to 5 then, unless you also judge with negative numbers ?

Secrets out in the open? You are absolutely right. It isn’t as though I could possibly have access to your private conversations.

I do not judge with negatives. I do judge on a scale of 1 to 100 and you were initially ranked at the bottom with 1 point, so 5% of 1 is still only 0.05. Your current “friendship” level with me is 1.05 out of a possible 100 points.

[alpharata]

esotericblaze‌:

Dang, all my blog secret exposed to your knowledge. You know all my weaknesses now.

Twitch ? Don’t you mean Taquito ?

Don’t worry, you aren’t worth my time ripping apart using your own secrets against you.

You have immediately endeared yourself to me by 5% more. I do mean Taquito.

[alpharata]

Speaking of admin Twitch, he is currently indisposed. I will be filtering all of his incoming messages to decide if they are worth interrupting his work.