HUmans arE rEAL, TImE to invEstigaTE

[alternias-human-encounters]

YO, wElcomE TO THis blog! thIS EXists to hELP COllEct and archiVE INformation on humaNS, SEEing as thEY ARE apparEntly rEAL

SEnd in aNY SToriEs you mAY HAvE about yoUR ENcountErs with humaNS, BE it onliNE OR in pErsON

RULES:

ANon and vpNS ARE highly rEcomEndED FOr safEty's saKE

STating agE and casTE IS ENcouragEd, bUT NOt a rEquirEmENT

I will giVE ADvicE whEn applicabLE, BUt plEasE doN'T COmE to ME WIth non-human-rElatEd quEriES

CAstEists gtfo, thEY WIll not BE TOlEratEd on hERE

NO nsfw EvER (UNlEss its, liKE, A sEx joKE)

HUmans arE alSO WElcomE to shaRE

AS for ME, THE mod, yOU CAn call ME ELEnia! 7.5 swEEPS, PUrplEblood, shE/hER. FEEl frEE TO ASk mE STUFF TOo, i guESS

ANd for tHE REcord, no, I'M NOt part OF THE main churCH. STill, plEasE doN'T HAtE on IT TOo much ON HErE plEase

UPdatE: thErE IS NOw a humAN ON this blOG! HIs namE IS NIco, don't BE TOo rudE TO HIm plEasE ~'-×-~

hi, actual mod here! saw some of these kinds of blogs and wanted to join in, it looks fun! main is @woomy-wormy, homestuck sideblog is @kitkat-not-karkat

inspired by @alternian-survival- advice, @alternian-relationship-advice, @quadrantpunk, @quadrant-horror-stories, @mutantposting, @aita-alternia, @alternia-confessions etc.

hope yall enjoy this silly lil blog :]

OH also lmk if yall want me to transcribe the quirk under the cut! I think its prolly screen reader friendly but I wanna be safe

[alternias-human-encounters]

i know this is probably too late for the ask game but 🔮

NOt at aLL, YOu'rE finE!! thoSE WIll stay opEN ~•u•~

AS for MY DREam job... I THink i'd liKE TO bE A MEdicullEr. maybE. I DOn't know, I HAvEn't gottEn tHE CHancE to giVE IT much thougHT. I don't waNT TO bE A SUbjuggalogator though...

(I... i onLY HAvE a fEW PErigrEEs lEft ON ALtErnia. i'm nOT SUrE what i'LL DO whEn tHE TImE comEs.)

i would love to be a cryptozoologist! they study cryptids and weird animals and cool stuff like that. failing that, zoology in general is very cool!!! - Nico

[coconurt]

~ 💖 ASK GAME 💖 ~

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

🎵 Last song you listened to?

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

😏 Are you on discord?

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

☕ Coffee or tea?

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

🌴 Desert island item?

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

🔮 What’s your dream job?

💙 Relationship status?

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

🤎 What color is your hair?

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

💄 Do you wear makeup?

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

💞 @ your favorite blog.

Reblogs are appreciated!

[grafitti-translator]

New a2k game!

[alternias-human-encounters]

HMmmmm intErEsting...

YOu guys cAN ASk thEsE TO NIco and I, MAybE it'll hELP PEoplE gEt TO KNow us bEttER ~•v•~

[grumblr-ihardlyknowher]

Hi its Nico again. update on the food thing: general rule of thumb seems to be that meat is fine but veggies are usually Bad. grubloaf is fine but most plants are fully inedible save for a few berries. I know this from Experience, unfortunately.

at least I have more stuff to eat now so thanks for the help :)

-@alternias-human-encounters

thats great!! sorry the veggies were bad, i couldnt really help with that...

[alternias-human-encounters]

don't worry its fine! just kinda neat to know i guess. has your troll frind had any trouble with earth veggies?

[alternias-human-encounters]

HUMan obsErvations!!

I got tHE OK from niCO TO post thESE, SO hErE aRE SOmE things i'VE NOticEd about hIM.

HUman skin aND NAils arE vERY DIffErEnt from trolLS!! THEir nails arEN'T SHarp likE ouRS, ANd arEn't nEarLY AS strong EithER. thEir skIN IS much thinnER - I accidEntally scratchED HIm without EvEN TRying. also, yES, THEir blood IS BRight rEd.

ANothEr thing: haIR! NOt only IS HUman hair naturalLY MOrE colorful thAN TRolls, it's alSO REally soft?? liKE. NOt wiry AT ALl, plush lusUS TOy lEvEls OF SOft and flufFY.

HE says hIS HAir is dyED "BLondE", and thAT HIs hair IS BRown. hIS ROots arE showiNG, YOu can sEE THE natural colOR THErE!!

ON anothEr noTE, IT turns oUT THat husktop I FOund was hIS. HE apparEntly loST IT at soME POint whilE HE WAs living IN THE woods, HE WAs pretty hapPY TO havE IT BAck ~^u^~

[alternias-human-encounters]

HUMan obsErvations!!

I got tHE OK from niCO TO post thESE, SO hErE aRE SOmE things i'VE NOticEd about hIM.

HUman skin aND NAils arE vERY DIffErEnt from trolLS!! THEir nails arEN'T SHarp likE ouRS, ANd arEn't nEarLY AS strong EithER. thEir skIN IS much thinnER - I accidEntally scratchED HIm without EvEN TRying. also, yES, THEir blood IS BRight rEd.

ANothEr thing: haIR! NOt only IS HUman hair naturalLY MOrE colorful thAN TRolls, it's alSO REally soft?? liKE. NOt wiry AT ALl, plush lusUS TOy lEvEls OF SOft and flufFY.

HE says hIS HAir is dyED "BLondE", and thAT HIs hair IS BRown. hIS ROots arE showiNG, YOu can sEE THE natural colOR THErE!!

ON anothEr noTE, IT turns oUT THat husktop I FOund was hIS. HE apparEntly loST IT at soME POint whilE HE WAs living IN THE woods, HE WAs pretty hapPY TO havE IT BAck ~^u^~

[alternias-human-encounters]

uh. elenia said I could post on here now, so...

hello grumblr! my name is Nico! I'm a human, as you probably know from elegiac at this point.

some random basic stuff I guess??:

he/him pronouns :)

I'm 17 years old (elenia says thats like 8.5 "sweeps" or something???)

I love cryptids and exploring! also video games! and I draw sometimes too

I know... basically nothing about you guys at all. so sorry if i say/do something really stupid ^-^' I have no clue whats going on anymore tbh I'm just glad I'm not dead

feel free to ask me stuff about whatever!!! I'll answer as best I can :)

[grafitti-translator]

Hey! If you have any que27ion2 abou7 7roll2 we'd be happy 7o an2wer

How do you 7hink 7roll food compare2 7o human food?

[alternias-human-encounters]

thanks, I appreciate it! I guess a good question would be, uh... what are psiionics? (I think I spelled that right?) I keep hearing about em, but I don't know what they are

as for your question, i haven't gotten to try much troll food yet. from what I've had, only some of it is actually edible to humans. the fish and "grubloaf" that elenia gave me is fully edible, but I haven't tried any other more commercial foods yet.

when I was stuck in the forest for a while though, I ate whatever I could catch occasionally (squirrel-type things and something that looked like a weird rabbit once?) and that was fine. but I tried some berries that looked like these things called raspberries on earth and I threw up like 10 minutes later :( elenia said she can eat them fine, so I'm assuming they're just poisonous to humans.

[grafitti-translator]

Some 7roll2 from cer7ain ca272 can have a few differen7 power2, p2iionic2 are 2pecifically goldblood power2 (like me), 7hey can have 2ome difference2 from one goldblood 7o ano7her bu7 u2ually 7hey come a2 7elekeni2i2 and a Lo7 of ex7ra energy

When goldblood2 grow up, if 7hey have 7ho2e power2, 7hey ge7 plugged in7o 7he empire2 war2hip2 7o work a2 ba77erie2 for 7he re27 of 7heir live2

Al2o if 7he ex7ra energy can 2ome7ime2 be relea2ed a2 highly de27ruc7ive ganderbulb la2er2, bu7 7ha7 i2 only for powerful p2iionic2

I72 good 7o know you're mea7 ea7er2 ac7ually, human2 looked pre77y 2of7 2o I wa2n7 2ure

[alternias-human-encounters]

...jesus christ ok. sorry just. I am genuinely so sorry yall have to be batteries what the FUCK thats so fucked up man. what the hell. like. telekinesis is fucking awesome but the battery thing is. hhn. jfc.

and yeah, we eat meat! we're endurance hunters, we just chased shit until it got tired and then killed it with whatever weapons we made. now most of our meat is from farms but that's pretty standard I think.

[amnemonic-canid]

! 00h 77ha77 s00unds pre7777y c0000l ac77ually!! ! 11m s00rry 11f 77h11s 11s a we11rd ques771100n, bu77 wha77 are human 77ee77h l11ke??

[alternias-human-encounters]

compared to troll teeth, a lot less sharp. no fangs, but with enough bit force to tear through meat!still theyre also more blunt to eat stuff like nuts and fruit i think? thats what I remember from my biology class so yeah

[grafitti-translator]

2o, omnivore2 7hen?

[alternias-human-encounters]

yep! we can eat basically whatever as long as long as its not poisonous and we cook the meat first. (elenia eats raw fish sometimes. humans can't do that)

[grafitti-translator]

Wai7 how doe2 a 2pecie2 evolve 7o ea7 mea7 bu7 only if you cook i7? Did you 27ar7 cooking before you evolved 7ha7 7rai7 or wa2 7he "cooked mea7" gene ju27 hiding 7ill y'all figured ou7 how 7o do 7ha7???

[alternias-human-encounters]

there's a lot of harmful bacteria that makes it dangerous for us to eat i think? we evolved from herbivores so when our ancestors started eating meat they had to make it not harmful by cooking it to kill the bacteria. (take this with a grain of salt, I'm no expert. im not even out of high school.)

[grafitti-translator]

Yeah ok that make2 2en2e, cooked mea7 i2 generally be77er

Wha72 high 2chool? I2 i7 like feeding 2chool?

[alternias-human-encounters]

not sure what feeding school is, but high school is school for grades 9-12, so teenagers aged 14-18 (something like 6.5-8.5 sweeps i think?). there are schools for kids younger than that, and when you graduate high school you can go to college to get more job-specific education. I'm in 11th grade, so I'll graduate next year if I manage to get home.

[grafitti-translator]

Feeding 2chool i2 for way younger kid2 7hen 7ha7, i72 fun 7ha7 you can keep 27udying pa27 age 18

Good luck in 2chool and on 7he ge77ing back!

[alternias-human-encounters]

uh. elenia said I could post on here now, so...

hello grumblr! my name is Nico! I'm a human, as you probably know from elegiac at this point.

some random basic stuff I guess??:

he/him pronouns :)

I'm 17 years old (elenia says thats like 8.5 "sweeps" or something???)

I love cryptids and exploring! also video games! and I draw sometimes too

I know... basically nothing about you guys at all. so sorry if i say/do something really stupid ^-^' I have no clue whats going on anymore tbh I'm just glad I'm not dead

feel free to ask me stuff about whatever!!! I'll answer as best I can :)

[grafitti-translator]

Hey! If you have any que27ion2 abou7 7roll2 we'd be happy 7o an2wer

How do you 7hink 7roll food compare2 7o human food?

[alternias-human-encounters]

thanks, I appreciate it! I guess a good question would be, uh... what are psiionics? (I think I spelled that right?) I keep hearing about em, but I don't know what they are

as for your question, i haven't gotten to try much troll food yet. from what I've had, only some of it is actually edible to humans. the fish and "grubloaf" that elenia gave me is fully edible, but I haven't tried any other more commercial foods yet.

when I was stuck in the forest for a while though, I ate whatever I could catch occasionally (squirrel-type things and something that looked like a weird rabbit once?) and that was fine. but I tried some berries that looked like these things called raspberries on earth and I threw up like 10 minutes later :( elenia said she can eat them fine, so I'm assuming they're just poisonous to humans.

[grafitti-translator]

Some 7roll2 from cer7ain ca272 can have a few differen7 power2, p2iionic2 are 2pecifically goldblood power2 (like me), 7hey can have 2ome difference2 from one goldblood 7o ano7her bu7 u2ually 7hey come a2 7elekeni2i2 and a Lo7 of ex7ra energy

When goldblood2 grow up, if 7hey have 7ho2e power2, 7hey ge7 plugged in7o 7he empire2 war2hip2 7o work a2 ba77erie2 for 7he re27 of 7heir live2

Al2o if 7he ex7ra energy can 2ome7ime2 be relea2ed a2 highly de27ruc7ive ganderbulb la2er2, bu7 7ha7 i2 only for powerful p2iionic2

I72 good 7o know you're mea7 ea7er2 ac7ually, human2 looked pre77y 2of7 2o I wa2n7 2ure

[alternias-human-encounters]

...jesus christ ok. sorry just. I am genuinely so sorry yall have to be batteries what the FUCK thats so fucked up man. what the hell. like. telekinesis is fucking awesome but the battery thing is. hhn. jfc.

and yeah, we eat meat! we're endurance hunters, we just chased shit until it got tired and then killed it with whatever weapons we made. now most of our meat is from farms but that's pretty standard I think.

[amnemonic-canid]

! 00h 77ha77 s00unds pre7777y c0000l ac77ually!! ! 11m s00rry 11f 77h11s 11s a we11rd ques771100n, bu77 wha77 are human 77ee77h l11ke??

[alternias-human-encounters]

compared to troll teeth, a lot less sharp. no fangs, but with enough bit force to tear through meat!still theyre also more blunt to eat stuff like nuts and fruit i think? thats what I remember from my biology class so yeah

[grafitti-translator]

2o, omnivore2 7hen?

[alternias-human-encounters]

yep! we can eat basically whatever as long as long as its not poisonous and we cook the meat first. (elenia eats raw fish sometimes. humans can't do that)

[grafitti-translator]

Wai7 how doe2 a 2pecie2 evolve 7o ea7 mea7 bu7 only if you cook i7? Did you 27ar7 cooking before you evolved 7ha7 7rai7 or wa2 7he "cooked mea7" gene ju27 hiding 7ill y'all figured ou7 how 7o do 7ha7???

[alternias-human-encounters]

there's a lot of harmful bacteria that makes it dangerous for us to eat i think? we evolved from herbivores so when our ancestors started eating meat they had to make it not harmful by cooking it to kill the bacteria. (take this with a grain of salt, I'm no expert. im not even out of high school.)

[grafitti-translator]

Yeah ok that make2 2en2e, cooked mea7 i2 generally be77er

Wha72 high 2chool? I2 i7 like feeding 2chool?

[alternias-human-encounters]

not sure what feeding school is, but high school is school for grades 9-12, so teenagers aged 14-18 (something like 6.5-8.5 sweeps i think?). there are schools for kids younger than that, and when you graduate high school you can go to college to get more job-specific education. I'm in 11th grade, so I'll graduate next year if I manage to get home.

[grafitti-translator]

Feeding 2chool i2 for way younger kid2 7hen 7ha7, i72 fun 7ha7 you can keep 27udying pa27 age 18

Good luck in 2chool and on 7he ge77ing back!

[alternias-human-encounters]

uh. elenia said I could post on here now, so...

hello grumblr! my name is Nico! I'm a human, as you probably know from elegiac at this point.

some random basic stuff I guess??:

he/him pronouns :)

I'm 17 years old (elenia says thats like 8.5 "sweeps" or something???)

I love cryptids and exploring! also video games! and I draw sometimes too

I know... basically nothing about you guys at all. so sorry if i say/do something really stupid ^-^' I have no clue whats going on anymore tbh I'm just glad I'm not dead

feel free to ask me stuff about whatever!!! I'll answer as best I can :)

[grafitti-translator]

Hey! If you have any que27ion2 abou7 7roll2 we'd be happy 7o an2wer

How do you 7hink 7roll food compare2 7o human food?

[alternias-human-encounters]

thanks, I appreciate it! I guess a good question would be, uh... what are psiionics? (I think I spelled that right?) I keep hearing about em, but I don't know what they are

as for your question, i haven't gotten to try much troll food yet. from what I've had, only some of it is actually edible to humans. the fish and "grubloaf" that elenia gave me is fully edible, but I haven't tried any other more commercial foods yet.

when I was stuck in the forest for a while though, I ate whatever I could catch occasionally (squirrel-type things and something that looked like a weird rabbit once?) and that was fine. but I tried some berries that looked like these things called raspberries on earth and I threw up like 10 minutes later :( elenia said she can eat them fine, so I'm assuming they're just poisonous to humans.

[grafitti-translator]

Some 7roll2 from cer7ain ca272 can have a few differen7 power2, p2iionic2 are 2pecifically goldblood power2 (like me), 7hey can have 2ome difference2 from one goldblood 7o ano7her bu7 u2ually 7hey come a2 7elekeni2i2 and a Lo7 of ex7ra energy

When goldblood2 grow up, if 7hey have 7ho2e power2, 7hey ge7 plugged in7o 7he empire2 war2hip2 7o work a2 ba77erie2 for 7he re27 of 7heir live2

Al2o if 7he ex7ra energy can 2ome7ime2 be relea2ed a2 highly de27ruc7ive ganderbulb la2er2, bu7 7ha7 i2 only for powerful p2iionic2

I72 good 7o know you're mea7 ea7er2 ac7ually, human2 looked pre77y 2of7 2o I wa2n7 2ure

[alternias-human-encounters]

...jesus christ ok. sorry just. I am genuinely so sorry yall have to be batteries what the FUCK thats so fucked up man. what the hell. like. telekinesis is fucking awesome but the battery thing is. hhn. jfc.

and yeah, we eat meat! we're endurance hunters, we just chased shit until it got tired and then killed it with whatever weapons we made. now most of our meat is from farms but that's pretty standard I think.

[amnemonic-canid]

! 00h 77ha77 s00unds pre7777y c0000l ac77ually!! ! 11m s00rry 11f 77h11s 11s a we11rd ques771100n, bu77 wha77 are human 77ee77h l11ke??

[alternias-human-encounters]

compared to troll teeth, a lot less sharp. no fangs, but with enough bit force to tear through meat!still theyre also more blunt to eat stuff like nuts and fruit i think? thats what I remember from my biology class so yeah

[grafitti-translator]

2o, omnivore2 7hen?

[alternias-human-encounters]

yep! we can eat basically whatever as long as long as its not poisonous and we cook the meat first. (elenia eats raw fish sometimes. humans can't do that)

[grafitti-translator]

Wai7 how doe2 a 2pecie2 evolve 7o ea7 mea7 bu7 only if you cook i7? Did you 27ar7 cooking before you evolved 7ha7 7rai7 or wa2 7he "cooked mea7" gene ju27 hiding 7ill y'all figured ou7 how 7o do 7ha7???

[alternias-human-encounters]

there's a lot of harmful bacteria that makes it dangerous for us to eat i think? we evolved from herbivores so when our ancestors started eating meat they had to make it not harmful by cooking it to kill the bacteria. (take this with a grain of salt, I'm no expert. im not even out of high school.)

[grafitti-translator]

Yeah ok that make2 2en2e, cooked mea7 i2 generally be77er

Wha72 high 2chool? I2 i7 like feeding 2chool?

[alternias-human-encounters]

not sure what feeding school is, but high school is school for grades 9-12, so teenagers aged 14-18 (something like 6.5-8.5 sweeps i think?). there are schools for kids younger than that, and when you graduate high school you can go to college to get more job-specific education. I'm in 11th grade, so I'll graduate next year if I manage to get home.

[alternias-human-encounters]

uh. elenia said I could post on here now, so...

hello grumblr! my name is Nico! I'm a human, as you probably know from elegiac at this point.

some random basic stuff I guess??:

he/him pronouns :)

I'm 17 years old (elenia says thats like 8.5 "sweeps" or something???)

I love cryptids and exploring! also video games! and I draw sometimes too

I know... basically nothing about you guys at all. so sorry if i say/do something really stupid ^-^' I have no clue whats going on anymore tbh I'm just glad I'm not dead

feel free to ask me stuff about whatever!!! I'll answer as best I can :)

[grafitti-translator]

Hey! If you have any que27ion2 abou7 7roll2 we'd be happy 7o an2wer

How do you 7hink 7roll food compare2 7o human food?

[alternias-human-encounters]

thanks, I appreciate it! I guess a good question would be, uh... what are psiionics? (I think I spelled that right?) I keep hearing about em, but I don't know what they are

as for your question, i haven't gotten to try much troll food yet. from what I've had, only some of it is actually edible to humans. the fish and "grubloaf" that elenia gave me is fully edible, but I haven't tried any other more commercial foods yet.

when I was stuck in the forest for a while though, I ate whatever I could catch occasionally (squirrel-type things and something that looked like a weird rabbit once?) and that was fine. but I tried some berries that looked like these things called raspberries on earth and I threw up like 10 minutes later :( elenia said she can eat them fine, so I'm assuming they're just poisonous to humans.

[grafitti-translator]

Some 7roll2 from cer7ain ca272 can have a few differen7 power2, p2iionic2 are 2pecifically goldblood power2 (like me), 7hey can have 2ome difference2 from one goldblood 7o ano7her bu7 u2ually 7hey come a2 7elekeni2i2 and a Lo7 of ex7ra energy

When goldblood2 grow up, if 7hey have 7ho2e power2, 7hey ge7 plugged in7o 7he empire2 war2hip2 7o work a2 ba77erie2 for 7he re27 of 7heir live2

Al2o if 7he ex7ra energy can 2ome7ime2 be relea2ed a2 highly de27ruc7ive ganderbulb la2er2, bu7 7ha7 i2 only for powerful p2iionic2

I72 good 7o know you're mea7 ea7er2 ac7ually, human2 looked pre77y 2of7 2o I wa2n7 2ure

[alternias-human-encounters]

...jesus christ ok. sorry just. I am genuinely so sorry yall have to be batteries what the FUCK thats so fucked up man. what the hell. like. telekinesis is fucking awesome but the battery thing is. hhn. jfc.

and yeah, we eat meat! we're endurance hunters, we just chased shit until it got tired and then killed it with whatever weapons we made. now most of our meat is from farms but that's pretty standard I think.

[amnemonic-canid]

! 00h 77ha77 s00unds pre7777y c0000l ac77ually!! ! 11m s00rry 11f 77h11s 11s a we11rd ques771100n, bu77 wha77 are human 77ee77h l11ke??

[alternias-human-encounters]

compared to troll teeth, a lot less sharp. no fangs, but with enough bit force to tear through meat!still theyre also more blunt to eat stuff like nuts and fruit i think? thats what I remember from my biology class so yeah

[grafitti-translator]

2o, omnivore2 7hen?

[alternias-human-encounters]

yep! we can eat basically whatever as long as long as its not poisonous and we cook the meat first. (elenia eats raw fish sometimes. humans can't do that)

[grafitti-translator]

Wai7 how doe2 a 2pecie2 evolve 7o ea7 mea7 bu7 only if you cook i7? Did you 27ar7 cooking before you evolved 7ha7 7rai7 or wa2 7he "cooked mea7" gene ju27 hiding 7ill y'all figured ou7 how 7o do 7ha7???

[alternias-human-encounters]

there's a lot of harmful bacteria that makes it dangerous for us to eat i think? we evolved from herbivores so when our ancestors started eating meat they had to make it not harmful by cooking it to kill the bacteria. (take this with a grain of salt, I'm no expert. im not even out of high school.)

[alternias-human-encounters]

uh. elenia said I could post on here now, so...

hello grumblr! my name is Nico! I'm a human, as you probably know from elegiac at this point.

some random basic stuff I guess??:

he/him pronouns :)

I'm 17 years old (elenia says thats like 8.5 "sweeps" or something???)

I love cryptids and exploring! also video games! and I draw sometimes too

I know... basically nothing about you guys at all. so sorry if i say/do something really stupid ^-^' I have no clue whats going on anymore tbh I'm just glad I'm not dead

feel free to ask me stuff about whatever!!! I'll answer as best I can :)

[grafitti-translator]

Hey! If you have any que27ion2 abou7 7roll2 we'd be happy 7o an2wer

How do you 7hink 7roll food compare2 7o human food?

[alternias-human-encounters]

thanks, I appreciate it! I guess a good question would be, uh... what are psiionics? (I think I spelled that right?) I keep hearing about em, but I don't know what they are

as for your question, i haven't gotten to try much troll food yet. from what I've had, only some of it is actually edible to humans. the fish and "grubloaf" that elenia gave me is fully edible, but I haven't tried any other more commercial foods yet.

when I was stuck in the forest for a while though, I ate whatever I could catch occasionally (squirrel-type things and something that looked like a weird rabbit once?) and that was fine. but I tried some berries that looked like these things called raspberries on earth and I threw up like 10 minutes later :( elenia said she can eat them fine, so I'm assuming they're just poisonous to humans.

[grafitti-translator]

Some 7roll2 from cer7ain ca272 can have a few differen7 power2, p2iionic2 are 2pecifically goldblood power2 (like me), 7hey can have 2ome difference2 from one goldblood 7o ano7her bu7 u2ually 7hey come a2 7elekeni2i2 and a Lo7 of ex7ra energy

When goldblood2 grow up, if 7hey have 7ho2e power2, 7hey ge7 plugged in7o 7he empire2 war2hip2 7o work a2 ba77erie2 for 7he re27 of 7heir live2

Al2o if 7he ex7ra energy can 2ome7ime2 be relea2ed a2 highly de27ruc7ive ganderbulb la2er2, bu7 7ha7 i2 only for powerful p2iionic2

I72 good 7o know you're mea7 ea7er2 ac7ually, human2 looked pre77y 2of7 2o I wa2n7 2ure

[alternias-human-encounters]

...jesus christ ok. sorry just. I am genuinely so sorry yall have to be batteries what the FUCK thats so fucked up man. what the hell. like. telekinesis is fucking awesome but the battery thing is. hhn. jfc.

and yeah, we eat meat! we're endurance hunters, we just chased shit until it got tired and then killed it with whatever weapons we made. now most of our meat is from farms but that's pretty standard I think.

[amnemonic-canid]

! 00h 77ha77 s00unds pre7777y c0000l ac77ually!! ! 11m s00rry 11f 77h11s 11s a we11rd ques771100n, bu77 wha77 are human 77ee77h l11ke??

[alternias-human-encounters]

compared to troll teeth, a lot less sharp. no fangs, but with enough bit force to tear through meat!still theyre also more blunt to eat stuff like nuts and fruit i think? thats what I remember from my biology class so yeah

[grafitti-translator]

2o, omnivore2 7hen?

[alternias-human-encounters]

yep! we can eat basically whatever as long as long as its not poisonous and we cook the meat first. (elenia eats raw fish sometimes. humans can't do that)

[grumblr-ihardlyknowher]

holy shit theres more humans on here? hi! I'm Nico, elenia told me about this blog -im stuck on alternia with her.

I was wondering if your troll friend knows what human foods are most similar to troll foods? I want to try eating something other than fish and grubloaf QwQ

-@alternias-human-encounters

oh!! howd that happen??? nevermind, you asked for food,,, uhh... ill ask Wearen

so coming back to edit this post, and apparently the similar foods are:

meatloaf/meat buns/bread -> grubloaf/huskloaf

pancakes/cake -> grubcake

mashed potatoes -> tuber paste

broccoli/cauliflower/peas -> nutrition cylinders labeled with "MUSHY GROUND FOOD" (the "ground" means it comes from the dirt, not that its grounded up btw) its a brown-green label

radishes/beets/carrots/zucchini -> nutrition cylinders labeled with "HARSH GROUND FOOD" its a red-yellow label.

mayonnaise/mustard/ketchup -> grubsauce

beef or chevaline -> beefgrub/hoofbeast grub/hoofgrub

mutton -> woolbeast grub/woolgrub

soda - hydration cylinder

now, i cant be CERTAIN that these are equivalents. so please dont blame me or Wearen if you get sick from it... also, trolls tend to eat things raw (or at least Wearen does) so maaaybe cook the meat before you eat it?? idk

[alternias-human-encounters]

thank you so much! this should be helpful :) elenia cooks her fish sometimes so she's been letting me use the stove (she says she eats it raw when she's feeling lazy, and her... roommate i guess? eats it raw every time so. ok then.)

as for how I got here, I'm not really sure- i went exploring, found these weird ruins in the woods, and then all I remember is getting knocked into some weird stone platform by... an explosion? I think?? idk man but I'm stranded now :[

[alternias-human-encounters]

uh. elenia said I could post on here now, so...

hello grumblr! my name is Nico! I'm a human, as you probably know from elegiac at this point.

some random basic stuff I guess??:

he/him pronouns :)

I'm 17 years old (elenia says thats like 8.5 "sweeps" or something???)

I love cryptids and exploring! also video games! and I draw sometimes too

I know... basically nothing about you guys at all. so sorry if i say/do something really stupid ^-^' I have no clue whats going on anymore tbh I'm just glad I'm not dead

feel free to ask me stuff about whatever!!! I'll answer as best I can :)

[grafitti-translator]

Hey! If you have any que27ion2 abou7 7roll2 we'd be happy 7o an2wer

How do you 7hink 7roll food compare2 7o human food?

[alternias-human-encounters]

thanks, I appreciate it! I guess a good question would be, uh... what are psiionics? (I think I spelled that right?) I keep hearing about em, but I don't know what they are

as for your question, i haven't gotten to try much troll food yet. from what I've had, only some of it is actually edible to humans. the fish and "grubloaf" that elenia gave me is fully edible, but I haven't tried any other more commercial foods yet.

when I was stuck in the forest for a while though, I ate whatever I could catch occasionally (squirrel-type things and something that looked like a weird rabbit once?) and that was fine. but I tried some berries that looked like these things called raspberries on earth and I threw up like 10 minutes later :( elenia said she can eat them fine, so I'm assuming they're just poisonous to humans.

[grafitti-translator]

Some 7roll2 from cer7ain ca272 can have a few differen7 power2, p2iionic2 are 2pecifically goldblood power2 (like me), 7hey can have 2ome difference2 from one goldblood 7o ano7her bu7 u2ually 7hey come a2 7elekeni2i2 and a Lo7 of ex7ra energy

When goldblood2 grow up, if 7hey have 7ho2e power2, 7hey ge7 plugged in7o 7he empire2 war2hip2 7o work a2 ba77erie2 for 7he re27 of 7heir live2

Al2o if 7he ex7ra energy can 2ome7ime2 be relea2ed a2 highly de27ruc7ive ganderbulb la2er2, bu7 7ha7 i2 only for powerful p2iionic2

I72 good 7o know you're mea7 ea7er2 ac7ually, human2 looked pre77y 2of7 2o I wa2n7 2ure

[alternias-human-encounters]

...jesus christ ok. sorry just. I am genuinely so sorry yall have to be batteries what the FUCK thats so fucked up man. what the hell. like. telekinesis is fucking awesome but the battery thing is. hhn. jfc.

and yeah, we eat meat! we're endurance hunters, we just chased shit until it got tired and then killed it with whatever weapons we made. now most of our meat is from farms but that's pretty standard I think.

[grafitti-translator]

Yeah 7he ba77ery par7 fucking 2uck2, no7 exac7ly a plea2en7 experience, i7 i2 wha7 i7 i2 7ho

Endurance hun7er2??? 7ha72 2o cool!!!!! Human2 2ound fucking awe2ome!

[alternias-human-encounters]

uh. elenia said I could post on here now, so...

hello grumblr! my name is Nico! I'm a human, as you probably know from elegiac at this point.

some random basic stuff I guess??:

he/him pronouns :)

I'm 17 years old (elenia says thats like 8.5 "sweeps" or something???)

I love cryptids and exploring! also video games! and I draw sometimes too

I know... basically nothing about you guys at all. so sorry if i say/do something really stupid ^-^' I have no clue whats going on anymore tbh I'm just glad I'm not dead

feel free to ask me stuff about whatever!!! I'll answer as best I can :)

[grafitti-translator]

Hey! If you have any que27ion2 abou7 7roll2 we'd be happy 7o an2wer

How do you 7hink 7roll food compare2 7o human food?

[alternias-human-encounters]

thanks, I appreciate it! I guess a good question would be, uh... what are psiionics? (I think I spelled that right?) I keep hearing about em, but I don't know what they are

as for your question, i haven't gotten to try much troll food yet. from what I've had, only some of it is actually edible to humans. the fish and "grubloaf" that elenia gave me is fully edible, but I haven't tried any other more commercial foods yet.

when I was stuck in the forest for a while though, I ate whatever I could catch occasionally (squirrel-type things and something that looked like a weird rabbit once?) and that was fine. but I tried some berries that looked like these things called raspberries on earth and I threw up like 10 minutes later :( elenia said she can eat them fine, so I'm assuming they're just poisonous to humans.

[grafitti-translator]

Some 7roll2 from cer7ain ca272 can have a few differen7 power2, p2iionic2 are 2pecifically goldblood power2 (like me), 7hey can have 2ome difference2 from one goldblood 7o ano7her bu7 u2ually 7hey come a2 7elekeni2i2 and a Lo7 of ex7ra energy

When goldblood2 grow up, if 7hey have 7ho2e power2, 7hey ge7 plugged in7o 7he empire2 war2hip2 7o work a2 ba77erie2 for 7he re27 of 7heir live2

Al2o if 7he ex7ra energy can 2ome7ime2 be relea2ed a2 highly de27ruc7ive ganderbulb la2er2, bu7 7ha7 i2 only for powerful p2iionic2

I72 good 7o know you're mea7 ea7er2 ac7ually, human2 looked pre77y 2of7 2o I wa2n7 2ure

[alternias-human-encounters]

...jesus christ ok. sorry just. I am genuinely so sorry yall have to be batteries what the FUCK thats so fucked up man. what the hell. like. telekinesis is fucking awesome but the battery thing is. hhn. jfc.

and yeah, we eat meat! we're endurance hunters, we just chased shit until it got tired and then killed it with whatever weapons we made. now most of our meat is from farms but that's pretty standard I think.

[amnemonic-canid]

! 00h 77ha77 s00unds pre7777y c0000l ac77ually!! ! 11m s00rry 11f 77h11s 11s a we11rd ques771100n, bu77 wha77 are human 77ee77h l11ke??

[alternias-human-encounters]

compared to troll teeth, a lot less sharp. no fangs, but with enough bit force to tear through meat!still theyre also more blunt to eat stuff like nuts and fruit i think? thats what I remember from my biology class so yeah

[alternias-human-encounters]

uh. elenia said I could post on here now, so...

hello grumblr! my name is Nico! I'm a human, as you probably know from elegiac at this point.

some random basic stuff I guess??:

he/him pronouns :)

I'm 17 years old (elenia says thats like 8.5 "sweeps" or something???)

I love cryptids and exploring! also video games! and I draw sometimes too

I know... basically nothing about you guys at all. so sorry if i say/do something really stupid ^-^' I have no clue whats going on anymore tbh I'm just glad I'm not dead

feel free to ask me stuff about whatever!!! I'll answer as best I can :)

[grafitti-translator]

Hey! If you have any que27ion2 abou7 7roll2 we'd be happy 7o an2wer

How do you 7hink 7roll food compare2 7o human food?

[alternias-human-encounters]

thanks, I appreciate it! I guess a good question would be, uh... what are psiionics? (I think I spelled that right?) I keep hearing about em, but I don't know what they are

as for your question, i haven't gotten to try much troll food yet. from what I've had, only some of it is actually edible to humans. the fish and "grubloaf" that elenia gave me is fully edible, but I haven't tried any other more commercial foods yet.

when I was stuck in the forest for a while though, I ate whatever I could catch occasionally (squirrel-type things and something that looked like a weird rabbit once?) and that was fine. but I tried some berries that looked like these things called raspberries on earth and I threw up like 10 minutes later :( elenia said she can eat them fine, so I'm assuming they're just poisonous to humans.

[grafitti-translator]

Some 7roll2 from cer7ain ca272 can have a few differen7 power2, p2iionic2 are 2pecifically goldblood power2 (like me), 7hey can have 2ome difference2 from one goldblood 7o ano7her bu7 u2ually 7hey come a2 7elekeni2i2 and a Lo7 of ex7ra energy

When goldblood2 grow up, if 7hey have 7ho2e power2, 7hey ge7 plugged in7o 7he empire2 war2hip2 7o work a2 ba77erie2 for 7he re27 of 7heir live2

Al2o if 7he ex7ra energy can 2ome7ime2 be relea2ed a2 highly de27ruc7ive ganderbulb la2er2, bu7 7ha7 i2 only for powerful p2iionic2

I72 good 7o know you're mea7 ea7er2 ac7ually, human2 looked pre77y 2of7 2o I wa2n7 2ure

[alternias-human-encounters]

...jesus christ ok. sorry just. I am genuinely so sorry yall have to be batteries what the FUCK thats so fucked up man. what the hell. like. telekinesis is fucking awesome but the battery thing is. hhn. jfc.

and yeah, we eat meat! we're endurance hunters, we just chased shit until it got tired and then killed it with whatever weapons we made. now most of our meat is from farms but that's pretty standard I think.

[alternias-human-encounters]

uh. elenia said I could post on here now, so...

hello grumblr! my name is Nico! I'm a human, as you probably know from elegiac at this point.

some random basic stuff I guess??:

he/him pronouns :)

I'm 17 years old (elenia says thats like 8.5 "sweeps" or something???)

I love cryptids and exploring! also video games! and I draw sometimes too

I know... basically nothing about you guys at all. so sorry if i say/do something really stupid ^-^' I have no clue whats going on anymore tbh I'm just glad I'm not dead

feel free to ask me stuff about whatever!!! I'll answer as best I can :)

[grafitti-translator]

Hey! If you have any que27ion2 abou7 7roll2 we'd be happy 7o an2wer

How do you 7hink 7roll food compare2 7o human food?

[alternias-human-encounters]

thanks, I appreciate it! I guess a good question would be, uh... what are psiionics? (I think I spelled that right?) I keep hearing about em, but I don't know what they are

as for your question, i haven't gotten to try much troll food yet. from what I've had, only some of it is actually edible to humans. the fish and "grubloaf" that elenia gave me is fully edible, but I haven't tried any other more commercial foods yet.

when I was stuck in the forest for a while though, I ate whatever I could catch occasionally (squirrel-type things and something that looked like a weird rabbit once?) and that was fine. but I tried some berries that looked like these things called raspberries on earth and I threw up like 10 minutes later :( elenia said she can eat them fine, so I'm assuming they're just poisonous to humans.

[alternias-human-encounters]

uh. elenia said I could post on here now, so...

hello grumblr! my name is Nico! I'm a human, as you probably know from elegiac at this point.

some random basic stuff I guess??:

he/him pronouns :)

I'm 17 years old (elenia says thats like 8.5 "sweeps" or something???)

I love cryptids and exploring! also video games! and I draw sometimes too

I know... basically nothing about you guys at all. so sorry if i say/do something really stupid ^-^' I have no clue whats going on anymore tbh I'm just glad I'm not dead

feel free to ask me stuff about whatever!!! I'll answer as best I can :)

[zaegemkillit-grumblrblog]

wHATs a lITTLe pIPSQUEAk lIKe yOu dOINg on aLTERNIa? at lEASt, tHATs wHERe im aSSUMINg yOu aRE? _;_?

[alternias-human-encounters]

asked elenia, yes I am on alternia apparently. as for why I'm here? no fucking idea!

all I remember is exploring in the woods by my house, then getting knocked into.some weird stone platform thing and waking up here!

I've been here for... at least a couple months I think. only met elenia last week tho!

[zaegemkillit-grumblrblog]

oh. wHAt dEFENSEs hAVe yOu lEARNEd fROm eLENIa? yOURe gOINg to nEEd a wEAPOn at lEASt... eVERYTHINg wANTs to kILl yOu hERe. eSPECIALLy tHe tROLLs wITh tHe cOLDESt bLOOd

hAs eLENIa tOLd yOu mUCh aBOUt aLTERNIa aNd oUr cUSTOMs?

[alternias-human-encounters]

I do have a weapon, it's just a pocket knife though. it served me pretty we in the woods around here - I basically hid out in trees and fought off wild animals for a while, so ill be fine probably? I'll ask elenia about it though!

I don't know all too much about troll customs quite yet, but I'm sure I'll learn! I've only been interacting with trolls for like... 4 days, so.

[zaegemkillit-grumblrblog]

oKAy bUCKLe up bUTTERCUp, iTs tIMe to lEARn.

tYPINg qUIRKs - a dISTINCt wAy of tYPINg to dISTINGUISh yOURSELf fROm oTHEr tROLLs. iTs in tHe sAMe vEIn as "hEMOTYPINg" (aKa tYPINg in yOUr bLOOd cOLOr or a cOLOr sIMILAr) eXAMPLe: i am a pURPLEBLOOd, so i sOMETIMEs tYPe in pURPLe. nOt aLWAYs tHOUGh. a tROLl cAn aNd wILl sOMETIMEs sTOp uSINg tHe qUIRK, fOr rEADABILITy or aNONYMITYs sAKe. tHIs is sOMETIMEs rEFERREd to as "qUIRk mASKINg".

bLOOd cOLORs? - tHERe aRe eLEVEn rECOGNIZEd bLOOd cOLORs; rUSt, bRONZe, gOLd, oLIVe, jADe, tEAl, cERULEAn, iNDIGo, pURPLe, vIOLEt aNd fUCHSIa. tHERe uSEd to be tWELVe, bUt lIMEBLOODs wERe cULLEd to eXTINCTIOn... bUt sOMe sTILl eXISt tODAy! tHEy aRe cONSIDEREd "mUTANTs".

hEMO-CASTe pLACINg - rUSt, bRONZe, aNd gOLd fALl uNDEr tHe "lOWBLOOd" cATEGORy. oLIVe, jADe, aNd tEAl aRe "mIDBLOODs". cERULEAn oVERLAPs as bOTh a "mIDBLOOd" aNd a "hIGHBLOOD", dEPENDINg on wHo yOu aSk. iNDIGo, pURPLe, vIOLEt, aNd fUCHSIa aRe aLl "hIGHBLOODs", tHOUGh vIOLETs aNd fUCHSIAs aRe mOSTLy rEFERRED to as "sEA-DWELLERS"

if yOu nEEd mORe iNFo, eITHEr aSk eLENIa or me. yOURe vERy iNTERESTINg. _;_)

[alternias-human-encounters]

that is actually a lot of very interesting info :0 thank you! that explains the funky typing stuff and the blood stuff more I was wondering about that

human blood is always red, so thats new to me!

[zaegemkillit-grumblrblog]

aLSo gHOSTs aRe rEAL, tHERe aRe mANy tIMELINEs aNd mULTIVERSEs at pLAy, aNd aLMOSt eVERy tROLl yOu mEET on hERe wILl hAVe kILLEd sOMEONe. i kNOw hUMANs tENd to fROWn uPOn kILLINg (eVEn tHOUGh iTs fUn) so...

[alternias-human-encounters]

.

had to ask elenia about. all of this. so.Jesus. the multiverse is a thing I fucking guess

in regards to the murder thing, yeah humans consider that. like. REALLY fucked up? like if you do that you go to jail for life or possibly be killed for your crimes. its considered the literal worst possible crime in our society. jesus.