Swiggity Swag Is That A Flour Bag [closed @ Ren]
Wow. Was this really happening? Did he really have to take care of a flour sack with that idiot? Masato wasn’t looking forward to this at all; he was quite reluctant, actually, since he didn’t want to fail and be put on the shit parent list. He was really hoping for Ren to get his act together and take this remotely seriously, after all, this project does affect him also.
Taking a deep sigh, the idol walked into the dorm that the two shared with a couple of others. Finding that Ren had been resting on his own bed, he could feel his anger and annoyance rise just by the simple sight; there was no way they were going to pass, he could feel it in his bones. The only way they could possibly barely pass is if he, himself, whipped the other into shape; into the best “husband/father” ever. So, of course, the first thing he had to do was get the blond’s attention.
Masato set the flour sack down on a nearby chair and slowly walked over to the other’s bed, staring down at him as he tapped his shoulder, but no response. Not being in the mood to deal with this, in a single, swift movement, he raised his foot and roughly kicked Ren out of the bed and onto the ground.
“Jinguji, wake up and help me raise our child.”
Ren had been there for the announcement of the 'project'. Which was absolute bullshit to be honest! He wasn't even taking parenting, why did he have to do this project? It was ridiculous, Ren didn't have time for this, he could use his free time to do better things... Like... Pick up girls... Practice Saxophone... Yeah, pick up girls.
Well, after that, and after the rest of his classes, he decided to return to his dorm, and take a nap. It was a bad idea, taking such a risk for he literally dumped the 'child' on Masato, and left. He wasn't fully asleep, so he heard the door open, then the footsteps that followed after the door shut. Ah, yes, that must've been Masato. He didn't respond to the other's entrance at all, he just laid still. There was a tap on his shoulder, he didn't bother to respond to that either.
His peace, and quiet was interrupted with a rough kick to the blond. Ren easily tumbled out of his bed, and hit the ground of the dorm with a 'thump'. The blond groaned in frustration, and with a 'tch', he sat up, a glare on his features as he stared right at his partner, "Our child...?" He echoed, the annoyed expression softened, and he smirked at the pianist as he stood, "Ah, I never knew you'd like me that way, Masa-chan." He ran a hand through his bangs, then wrapped an arm around the pianist's shoulder, "Are my looks so breathtaking that we have to skip the relationship, and go straight into marriage? I'm touched, really, flattered too."
