if i could go back to that day we met, i probably would just stay in bed !! you run your mouth all over ( town ) and this one g o e s out to the sound of breaking glass on my range rover. — next time i'mma soul to keep !!stay asleep, i pray the lord my
[ taps mic ] yo this thing on ?? lit, now lemme jUST introduce myself real quick !! so i’m lauren, your local buzzfeed unsolved mysteries and conspiracy theory fanatic extraordinaire ;~) i am here to steal hearts and create beautiful plots with you all. basically, give me the angst or give me death. anyway.... this trash baby is my love child, alaska and yes i am in love with her but, you know, whatever let me live..... so, without further ado, let’s get this poppin. [ drops mic ]
her name is alaska desiree reece, the child of two of the strictest parents in the US of A and you know what they say about kids raised in a strict household, right ?? it only makes them more sneaky and in this case, alaska is the Literally the biggest shit head on this here earth
her mom is a neurosurgeon and her pops is a preacher and has been shoving religion down her throat since she’s been in the womb. not kidding, he read bible verses to her mom’s belly when she was pregnant like listen my guy....,, can u not
anyway alaska LOVES her parents despite their craziness even if they probably want to kill her 99% of the time, she still has mad love for those two old folks
alaska has always been a socialite even in her younger years, she surrounded herself with people and parties and going out and meeting boys despite her parents restrictions on who she hung out with, she always found a loophole or a way around their rules
her parents were never aware of her conniving ways until they found her alcohol stash hidden underneath her bed and, well, they sent her to church camp for the entire summer of her junior year in high school
needless to say, alaska is a huge partier and likes to go out and have fun and drink and meet boys and do drugs and is honestly every parents nightmare especially her father who is the leader of their church
and the reason she’s here is bc she was fucking a guy behind her dad’s church and got caught and yeah..... it didn’t go over well
she’s always felt the pressure that her parents weighed down on her: her grades, getting into a college, dating the perfect boy, being the perfect daughter, etc. honestly it was just too much for her because she never felt?? good?/ enough?/ and it was lowkey kind of painful bc she knew that she highkey disappointed the HELL out of them but she just couldn’t be the kid they wanted ya kno?? it wasn’t in her Nature
personality wise,,, alaska is a complete smartass and genuinely takes nothing seriously
if anyone confronts her with something serious or of importance she’ll just make a complete joke out of it bc she’s reeeeeally uncomfortable with emotions in general and rather pretend she has none
my headcanon for her is that she takes seven years to text back and will definitely hit you with that ‘hey sorry i fell asleep lmao u wild wyd??’ 3 weeks after you text her about hanging out bc she is honestly just the WORST
little fun facts about her: she knows how to hot wire a car, she has five tattoos and would have gotten more but her dad threatened to kick her out if she got more lmaooo, she is allergic to commitment and she took self defense classes and carries around pepper spray
her family is fairly wealthy and since she’s the only child, she basically gets everything and anything she wants but she isn’t necessarily a spoiled brat or flaunts what she has, she just wears designer shit and stays chillin
ANYWays,,, this was trash so if u survived reading the whole thing and if u are interested in plotting w my Extra ass, hmu!!! i might be getting a second muse soon but.... yes, until then, u can check out my plots page here and like this/IM me if interested ok thank u love u adios
I liked that about her. She was unpredictable. Sometimes the things she said and did were surprising. Sometimes they disturbed me. But she was exciting, and that’s what I liked most. She was so many, many things but she was never once boring.
