Lollipops and candycanes

Hey there! Claire, 35, Greek. I like stuff. Things.

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[am-ace-ing]

i said "laundry sauce" instead of detergent once and my parents have not stopped saying it since

[am-ace-ing]

absolutely not

[catchymemes]

[makahitaki]

[aquilacalvitium]

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[betweenheroesandvillains]

petition to make Americans google “euro” before writing fic

[supportive-snapmaw]

If you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imo

[ghstbusting]

tag credit to @teashoesandhair

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

[myfairynuffstuff]

Bill Jacklin (b.1943) - Stars and Sea at Night XVI. 2016.

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[chanafehs]

The Lady Vivienne, enchanter of my heart

[rehabghost]

fanart of x the everything app

[orcarriagesthatwork]

I think about this cake every day

[tizzymcwizzy]

sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

[microsuedemouse]

OP, I hope you don’t mind me making an addition:

When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.

The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?

This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.

I love a botched cake.

[helenarth]

one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said

No One Like You

now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"

for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU ☹️👎"

[itseasytoremember]

I just feel like it's important to post the Sacred Texts

[modogoblin]

[galacticgateau]

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

[hog-kong]

Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked. 

[macbethheadband]

I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

[macbethheadband]

[allatariel]

[thjazispixie]

it is like fucking spot the differences with you people

[elprupneerg]

Image description: two stock images of an older woman. The first has text that reads “this post is about Betty from the craft group in my grandmothers retirement village. Do not derail!!” as well as a “getty images” watermark on the bottom. The second image has the same text, except the watermark has been changed to “betty images”

[iguanamouth]

whoops

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast