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[lexicals]

PLEASE LOOK AT THIS PIC IT’S VERY IMPORTANT

[tempestpaige]

my mom has a tiny violin she plays whenever me or my siblings complain about stupid stuff

[naomster]

YOUR MOTHER IS MR KRAABS

[toastoat]

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

[ironicbaking]

i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

[toastoat]

omg hi

[cinnamonfreckles5]

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

[jetliners]

uhhhhhhh

[boota]

hey

[movedtowerescientist]

I FINALLY FOUND IT

[laughatyourproblems]

[thegoodvybe]

[showerthoughtspost]

Most people who say “Liar liar pants on fire” are lying about the pants thing

[royalbloood-deactivated20220214]

[illkim]

“You smoke?”

“Only recreationally”

[melaninhoe-deactivated20180111]

[thegoodvybe]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

*hides under blanket for entire day* oh wow where did all the time go

[recaption]

2008: wow I was so stupid last year

2009: wow I was so stupid last year

2010: wow I was so stupid last year

2011: wow I was so stupid last year

2012: wow I was so stupid last year

2013: wow I was so stupid last year

2014: wow I was so stupid last year

2015: wow I was so stupid last year

2016: wow I was so stupid last year

2017: wow I was so stupid last year

2018: wow I was so stupid last year

to be continued

[dankmemeuniversity]

[prasejeebus]

I’m so stoned and this tweet is all I can think about

[catchymemes]

A drink or two

[jacobdarvin]

[carldangerous]

Masturbate 👏🏻 that 👏🏻 stress 👏🏻 away 👏🏻

[andrewbelami]

I’ve been trying to do this for 10 years and it’s safe to say it’s not working at all

[totalariana]

But Imma keep trying tho